SINGAPORE (The Borowitz Report)—One day before his summit with Donald J. Trump, the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, has offered to host peace talks between the United States and Canada. Speaking to
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Former President Barack Obama ignited a firestorm of controversy on Wednesday by demanding to see President Donald Trump’s elementary-school diploma. Speaking to reporters
Julie Langsdorf always saw herself as a writer. Even during the years when she was a stay-at-home mom in Potomac, Md., shuttling her children to and from activities, making school lunches and helping homework.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s $4.7-trillion budget raised eyebrows on Monday when government-watchdog groups discovered that it contained twenty million dollars for bail. The line
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—The comedian Rosie O’Donnell will narrate the audiobook of Robert Mueller’s long-awaited report, the special counsel’s office confirmed on Saturday. Explaining the selection
(Advisory: Please note slang in final paragraph) EU supporters, calling on the government to give Britons a vote on the final Brexit deal, participate in the 'People's Vote' march in central London, Britain
Despite twice hosting "Saturday Night Live" — appearances in 2004 and 2015 that surely were helpful to his rise — the President of the United States is no longer a fan of the late-night comedy show. “It’s
Added Seth Meyers, “I don’t know if McCain’s a ghost, but he’s clearly haunting you.” It takes a special kind of person—a champion of pettiness, really—to continue a feud even after one’s nemesis is dead.