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Fox Newsadded this to U.S.
Florida
Florida man’s mugshot goes viral, draws a slew of ‘neck’ jokes
Fox News - By
A Florida man was in the wrong neck of the woods Tuesday, and now he’s become a viral sensation. Charles Dion McDowell was arrested on charges of fleeing and eluding police, possession of meth, cocaine
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U.S. Dept. of Education
Teacher Reveals to Deaf Students That People Can Hear Farts, and the Conversation That Followed Is So Amazing
POPSUGAR - Kate Schweitzer
There are certain facts most of us will go our whole lives knowing without ever realizing how monumental they really are. Anna Trupiano — a first-grade teacher at a school that serves deaf, hard-of-hearing,
archwizardadded this to Tech | Gear | Internet
Real Estate
Monopoly for Millennials Is Here and People Are Not That Happy About It
TIME - By Casey Quackenbush
Monopoly, the timeless game about owning property, has a new edition targeting the people infamous for their inability to do so: Millennials. Hasbro, …
Jayadded this to This World
Women of Color
These 10 Black Women Want You To Stop Commenting On Their Hairstyles At Work
Refinery29 - Ludmila Leiva
In case you somehow don't already know: It's never okay to reach out your hand and touch a Black woman's hair without permission — I mean, how was …
Miami Heraldadded this to News
Florida
Large-necked man and Joker lookalike are upping the ‘Florida Man’ mugshot game
miamiherald.com - By Scott Berson
“Florida Man” mugshots and stories are a genre of their own these days — but two recent bookings from the Sunshine State may have upped the game even …
Fast Companyadded this to Fast Company
Sarah Silverman
“Ringleaders, followers, and dipsh-ts:” Sarah Silverman on that Nazi prom photo
Fast Company - By Joe Berkowitz
It’s terrifying that most people understand “Nazi prom photo” as random news detritus from this week, rather than something much more unnerving. What: A comprehensive, somehow funny take on the Nazi prom
Barstool Sportsadded this to Barstool Sports
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez Went To Qatar For A 20-Minute Set And Got Paid...HOW MUCH?!?!?!?
barstoolsports.com - Smitty
[ Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!] TMZ – It turns out Jennifer Lopez’s ?love …
MTV Newsadded this to Music
Here’s Why K-pop Fans Are Making Up Totally Fake Facts About Their Faves
MTV News - Matt Gehring
Jungkook isn’t afraid of washing his hands. Olivia Hye isn't offended by people with peanut allergies. And BTS definitely won't be performing …
Donald Trump
There may be one thing that can get Trump to leave his bedroom—a chance to lead one last hate rally
riothousewives.com
Donald Trump was too afraid of rain to leave his Paris hotel room. Too tied up with tweeting to greet the King of Jordan when he dropped in at the …
People
Fashion Shows
Winnie Harlow Jokes with a Fan Who Thought Her Vitiligo Was a Shirt: It's 'Made by God'
People - Julie Mazziotta
Winnie Harlow’s star is skyrocketing as she breaks through in the modeling world, but her new designer might be the most impressive one yet! The …
SLAM Magazine
Karl-Anthony Towns
Karl-Anthony Towns: 'Just Trying to Bring a Different Culture into Minnesota'
SLAM Magazine
Things in Minnesota are decidedly more chill now that Jimmy Butler finally got his wish and left town, and Karl-Anthony Towns is “trying to bring a …
Rachael Ray Showadded this to Food and Fun
Shonda Rhimes
Actor Jason George Was Convinced Shonda Rhimes Would Kill Off His "Grey's Anatomy" Character
rachaelrayshow.com - Camille Travis
When Shonda Rhimes calls, you answer. With caution. The famed showrunner is known for unexpectedly sending her characters to the grave, keeping the …
Boing Boing
British Humour
Garry Shandling hosted secret pickup basketball games at his home for 25 years
boingboing.net - Rusty Blazenhoff
Nearly every Sunday for 25 years, Garry Shandling held a secret pickup basketball game for his friends, including celebrities like Sarah Silverman, …
BBC News
Odisha
The Indian man in prison for cracking 'offensive' jokes
BBC News - Soutik Biswas
Soutik Biswas For nearly a month, a 41-year-old Indian man has been in prison for posting five satirical tweets. In September, Abhijit Iyer-Mitra, a Delhi-based defence specialist with some 20,000 Twitter
mwatcheradded this to Nintendo Maniac
Nintendo
Pokémon Let's Go Helped Me Connect With My Son
Kotaku - Mike Fahey
“Dad, can we play Pokémon together?” my seven-year-old son Seamus asked as I wandered about Kanto in Pokémon Let’s Go! Eevee. It was the first time …
Heavy.comadded this to Heavy.com
NY Times Slams ‘Amazon Cuomo’ & His ‘Bad Bargain’
heavy.com - Kate Prengel
More and more New Yorkers are getting angry about the multi-million dollar deal that New York’s Governor Cuomo made to lure Amazon into the city. New …
The Inquisitr added this to Entertainment
Prince Harry
Prince Harry Jokes That He’d Love To Take A Nude Pregnancy Photo With Meghan Markle, Says Source
The Inquisitr - Aaron Homer
Harry is reportedly "over the moon" with the idea of becoming a father. Prince Harry has joked that he wants to take a nude pregnancy photo of his …
Daily Mailadded this to Daily Mail Showbiz
Harry Redknapp
Neil 'Razor' Ruddock wants Harry Redknapp to eat kangaroo testicles on I'm A Celebrity... and jokes his 'wussy' former boss
dailymail.co.uk - Ekin Karasin For Mailonline
Neil 'Razor' Ruddock hopes his former boss Harry Redknapp will have to chow down on kangaroo testicles on I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! The …
Southern Livingadded this to Christmas in the South
Jenna Bush
Jenna Bush Hager on Her Grandmother's Needlepoint Stockings– and Missing Her This Christmas
Southern Living - Jenna Bush Hager
When I imagine my Ganny, I think of her hands busy (usually her mouth too) as she meticulously needlepointed. She worked on many projects, but her …
Well+Goodadded this to Well+Good
Lifestyle
The genius trick for finding an eyeshadow color that brings out your eyes
Well+Good - by Rachel Lapidos
I’ve already admitted to my embarrassing secret of not knowing how to apply eyeshadow. But even though I’ve learned some makeup artist’s tricks for …
People
Jersey Shore
Jersey Shore: Does Ronnie Cheat on Jen — Again? He's 'Digging His Own Grave,' Vinny Warns
People - Aurelie Corinthios
Looks like Savage Ronnie will be making a special appearance on this week’s Jersey Shore Family Vacation. In PEOPLE’s exclusive sneak peek at …
The Washington Postadded this to Entertainment
Motherhood
As a new parent, comedian Natasha Leggero has hit the mother lode of jokes
The Washington Post
By Thomas Floyd Thomas Floyd Express entertainment editor Email Bio Follow There was a time not long ago when comedian Natasha Leggero saw motherhood as an avoidable mistake. “I had a joke that having
PureWowadded this to The Gist
Queen Elizabeth II
Queen Elizabeth Broke Character to Give a Touching Toast for Prince Charles’s Birthday
PureWow - Katherine Gillen
When you think of Queen Elizabeth, your mind immediately goes to “warm and fuzzy.” (Ha ha. Jokes.) But it turns out the queen can get a little …
i-D USAadded this to i-D USA
Barbershops
how meme culture made rude asmr huge
VICE - Brian O'Flynn
People are really getting into being insulted. “Have you washed this morning? Well, just by the looks of you, looks like you might have missed a couple of showers this week,” comes the breathy, bass-filled
Hall of Fame
Roy Clark passes
bluegrasstoday.com - by John Lawless
The bluegrass and banjo playing world has lost a great champion today, as we note the passing of singer and multi-instrumentalist, Roy Clark. The …
Cy Young Award
Kate Upton jokes about old Twitter rant when Justin Verlander doesn’t win Cy Young
miamiherald.com - By Jason Dill
Model/actress Kate Upton poked fun at a famous past rant of hers in defense of husband Justin Verlander following Wednesday’s announcement Tampa Bay …
Nashville
The 52nd Annual CMA Awards, Oh Balls
nashvillescene.com - www.nashvillescene.com
Garth Brooks opens this year’s CMAs very somberly, with the event “lovingly dedicated” to the 12 people who died in the second mass gun murder to …
Complexadded this to Music
Iggy Azalea
The Bhad Bhabie vs. Iggy Azalea Memes Have Arrived
Complex - BySarah Jasmine Montgomery
The morning after Cardi B’s Fashion Nova launch party, everyone woke up to a rap beef none of us really asked for. Reports came out that 15-year-old …
Forbesadded this to Opinions
Opinion
Review: 'Ralph Breaks The Internet' Is A Weak Comedy But A Strong Drama
Forbes - Scott Mendelson
Ralph Breaks the Internet is an exercise in frustration. To be sure, some of that is intentional, as it paints a grim portrait of codependency and how being online can turn people, especially men, into
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Michelle Obama
Michelle Obama Tells Her Daughters She’ll Never Be Too Far From Them: “I’ll Find You!”
POPSUGAR - Alessia Santoro
After 20 years of raising their kids at home (eight of those years in that big, white house in DC), Michelle and Barack Obama are about to become empty nesters. Their oldest daughter, 20-year-old Malia,