M. L. Johnsonadded this to 6 Degrees of Science & Climate ChangeParticle Physics Particle physics ‘all made up’ admit boffinsNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuitnewsbiscuit.com - Guest Scientists everywhere have been left red faced today as it has been revealed that the whole standard model theory of particle physics is entirely …
FlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoRelationships ‘F**k off, the f**king lot of you’ man jokingly tells familythedailymash.co.uk - www.thedailymash.co.uk A FATHER has light-heartedly told his family that the whole fucking lot of them can fuck off only for it to be taken the wrong way.
FlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoEaster Jesus returns. Finds himself swiftly moved on.NewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuitnewsbiscuit.com - Paul L Returning from the dead this Easter Sunday, Jesus was troubled to find most shops he needed to stage a convincing comeback shut. Ignoring the obvious …
Robert Ramosadded this to CosplayFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoMillennials Millennials cosplaying as homeownersthedailymash.co.uk A NEW form of cosplay encourages millennials to dress up as homeowners.
Halsey The Rutles Tour Dates For 2019beyondthejoke.co.uk - www.beyondthejoke.co.uk Legendary band The Rutles — led by ex-Bonzo Neil Innes and drummer John Halsey — return in May 2019 for a series of UK dates. The Get Up & Go Again …
FlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoLas Vegas, NV Godnewsbiscuit.com - newsbiscuit editorial team A somewhat truculent deity has told his faithful that the reason their prayers are falling on ‘stony ground’, is that he was trying to save up for …
FlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoCraft Brewing Seventynewsbiscuit.com - newsbiscuit editorial team The ex-UKIP leader is threatening to campaign throughout the country, which by ‘country’, he means a photo opportunity with every purveyor of craft …
The Guardianadded this to Comment is FreeOpinion (UK) Carlsberg’s honest new ad campaign leaves a funny aftertasteThe Guardian - David MitchellWhat went through Orson Welles’s mind, I wonder, when he first growled the line “Probably the best lager in the world” into a microphone? He may have been pondering his fee. He may have reflected on how
Edinburgh Radio Active returns : News 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - Powder Blue Internet Business Solutions The week's best live comedy. Sunday April 21 MANCHESTER: The Frog and Bucket's weekend club nights extend into Sunday today, thanks to Jesus making …
Jimboadded this to DreamlandFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoEaster Families gather to sing jolly songs about brutal executionthedailymash.co.uk FAMILIES have joined together to sing jolly little songs about the time a man was brutally nailed to a cross.
Making money funny : News 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - Powder Blue Internet Business Solutions The comedy week ahead on TV and radio. Sunday April 21 THE COMEDY YEARS: ITV3 continues its nostalgia show, which is being stripped over the bank …
FlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoEaster Woman gets fancy Easter egg instead of the one she wantedthedailymash.co.uk - www.thedailymash.co.uk A WOMAN has been let down by her boyfriend’s gift of a small, expensive dark chocolate Easter egg instead of a big cheap one with sweets in the box.
David Walliams Barbara Nice Gets Nice Response From Britain's Got Talent Judgesbeyondthejoke.co.uk - www.beyondthejoke.co.uk Comedy circuit regular Mrs Barbara Nice has appeared on Britain's Got Talent and impressed the judges. Her act ended with her trademark crowd …
David Walliams Nice work! : News 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - Powder Blue Internet Business Solutions Barbara Nice has made it through to the next round of Britain's Got Talent - but fellow comedy circuit stalwart Steve Best was not so lucky. Nice - …
FlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoLondon Marathon How to train properly for the London marathonthedailymash.co.uk - www.thedailymash.co.uk YOU'VE broken in your trainers, you’ve learnt the meaning of iliotibial band, now as the London Marathon approaches, here are some less dickish ways …
FlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoJeremy Hunt Mumsnet to decide general electionNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuitnewsbiscuit.com - Mary Evans In a campaigning season that has been widely hailed as the ‘Mumsnet Election’, it was announced today that the result of May’s general election will …
FlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoEmma Thompson Latest Extinction Rebellion protest to feature entire cast of Love ActuallyNewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuitnewsbiscuit.com - Gary Stanton Following Emma Thompson’s appearance at the Extinction Rebellion demo, more stars of Love Actually are set to highlight the effects on the …
Jack Whitehall Short Film for Jack Whitehall, Lolly Adefope, Ellie Whitebeyondthejoke.co.uk - www.beyondthejoke.co.uk Jack Whitehall, Lolly Adefope and Ellie White star in a new film entitled Luger The new short comedy film is written by Whitehall's regular …
FlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoBritain's Got Talent News: Barbara Nice Appears On Britain's Got Talent – Watch Clip Herebeyondthejoke.co.uk - Bruce Comedy circuit stalwart Mrs Barbara Nice's appearance on Britain's Got Talent is due to air tonight, Saturday, April 20, at 8pm on ITV1.Fans got a …
Magic Mushrooms Protesting is latest fad for middle class people who want to be differentthedailymash.co.uk - www.thedailymash.co.uk MIDDLE CLASS people will spend the summer protesting about things to prove they are not typically middle class. Marching while wearing hats with …
Melbourne James Acaster wins Melbourne festival award : News 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - Powder Blue Internet Business Solutions James Acaster has won the top prize at the Melbournecomedy festival. His show Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999 won the award that was – until days ago – …
David Cameron How David Cameron thought he could fix British comedy : Punching Up 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - Powder Blue Internet Business Solutions Brexit may be David Cameron's legacy. But the ex-Prime Minister once had ambitions to change the face of British comedy - and wanted to recruit Tina …
The Kardashians How to feel young again when you’ve accidentally enjoyed a trip to the garden centrethedailymash.co.uk - www.thedailymash.co.uk HAVE you returned from the garden centre with seven packets of seeds and a warm sense of contentment? Here’s how to nip those weird middle-aged …
Radio 4 Broadcasts Obituary Of Ian Cognitobeyondthejoke.co.uk - www.beyondthejoke.co.uk Radio 4's series Last Word has broadcast an obituary of comedian Ian Cognito. Cognito died onstage in Bicester on April 11. Reports say he suffered a …
Melbourne James Acaster Wins Melbourne Comedy Prizebeyondthejoke.co.uk - www.beyondthejoke.co.uk James Acaster has won this year's Melbourne International Comedy Festival award for Outstanding Show. Acaster picked up the award for his latest show …
Comedy 1984comedy.co.uk - British Comedy Guide Series 1, Episode 2 - 1984 Spitting Image and The Young Ones will feature in this 1984-focused episode against the backdrop of the miners strike. More …
FlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoBruce Springsteen Man only becomes emotionally intelligent when listening to Springsteenthedailymash.co.uk - www.thedailymash.co.uk A MAN can only become emotionally intelligent while listening to Bruce Springsteen songs, his partner has discovered.
Comedians Stevie Martin Vol.1 : Reviews 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - Powder Blue Internet Business Solutions Stevie Martin presents her first solo show - one of only beginnings. (‘Middles and ends are gone’) What sounds at first like a conceptual quirk is …
Melbourne Comedy Festival Jack Gramenz Is Trying To Win Best Newcomer : Reviews 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - Powder Blue Internet Business Solutions There’s a big lie in Josh Grantz’s knowingly hubristic title: and that’s the word ‘trying’. For very little effort seems to have gone into the …
FlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoUnited Airlines United offers new class of tickets for, you know, them…NewsBiscuit | NewsBiscuitnewsbiscuit.com - YaBasta Following recent negative publicity, United Airlines has announced it will offer a new class of ticket cheaper than economy or coach, provisionally …
