Translation The Italian translator trying to make sense of Donald Trump is all of us, all of the timethepoke.co.uk - John Plunkett Donald Trump’s been confirming everything you ever thought about him again, this time by suggesting that the United States and Italy are ‘bound …
Boris Johnson Boris Johnson’s done a Brexit deal with the EU – only 7 responses you needthepoke.co.uk - John Plunkett Boris Johnson has agreed a Brexit deal with the EU but it still remains to be seen if the UK will be leaving Europe on 31 October, with the DUP …
Icon version of the Flipboard logoAncient Rome A Donald Trump comment about ancient Rome had everybody making the same jokethepoke.co.uk - Oonagh Keating Donald trump has got himself into a twist over historical facts on one or two occasions, such as when he said that Americans took over the airports …
Vicky Pattison News: Tour For Sarah Keyworthbeyondthejoke.co.uk - By Bruce Dessau Sarah Keyworth is taking her latest show Pacific on the road. Her tour starts with a run at the Soho Theatre from January 27 to February 1 and …
Ann Widdecombe This man’s 12-second takedown of Ann Widdecombe spoke for the nationthepoke.co.uk - The Poke To Channel 5 – Channel 5! – where Jeremy Vine’s talkshow about the Brexit shitshow turned into a lively affair. And in particular this bit – and this …
Icon version of the Flipboard logoRicky Gervais News: Final Warm-Ups For New Ricky Gervais Show Super Naturebeyondthejoke.co.uk - By Bruce Dessau Ricky Gervais is doing a final run of warm-ups in and around London for his next tour entitled Super Nature. The shows are at Jackson's Lane Theatre …
Iain McNicolflipped into Iain's Online NewsDemocracy DUP hoping to expand into f**king up other countriesthedailymash.co.uk THE DUP have confirmed they are not content with merely f**king up the UK and Ireland, and would like to move into f**king up bigger and better …
Comedy Comic Relief launches monthly club nightcomedy.co.uk - British Comedy Guide • Comic Relief is launching its own mixed-bill comedy night • The Comic Relief Comedy Club opens its doors on Tuesday 22nd October 2019 • It will run for …
Paul Norrisflipped into VaxxersVaccination This doctor’s takedown of an anti-vaxxer’s stupid meme is gloriousthepoke.co.uk - John Plunkett Another day, another anti-vaxxer put out of their misery (so to speak).This time it’s an anti-vaxxer who thought they’d made their point, such as it …
Comedy Island of Recalled Toys : Video 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - www.chortle.co.uk Robot Chicken takes a visit to the Island of Recalled Toys in this new clip. Everything featured in the animated sketch was a real product that was …
Faber News: Lenny Henry Takes His Book On Tourbeyondthejoke.co.uk - By Bruce Dessau Sir Lenny Henry will embark on a brand new UK tour this autumn.Following the October publication of his memoir, Lenny will travel the length, breadth …
Most London flats actually worth £2,000thedailymash.co.uk - www.thedailymash.co.uk THE sane value of the vast majority of London flats is roughly £2,000, it has emerged. Despite the six and seven-figure asking prices attached to …
Billy Connolly 'Bits of me are falling off – but it's interesting' : Punching Up 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - Steve Bennett Billy Connolly has said that he finds it ‘interesting’ that ‘bits of me are falling off’ as he ages. The 76-year-old admitted he may not be able to …
Eugene Kerrflipped into FabZombie Movies Dylan Moran’s Shaun of the Dead Q&A went viral 15 years later because he didn’t take it entirely seriouslythepoke.co.uk - John Plunkett Shaun of the Dead director and all-round lovely guy Edgar Wright shared this Q&A done by Dylan Moran to help publicise the movie which came out 15 …
Comedy James Veitch gets a peach of a job : News 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - Steve Bennett British comedian James Veitch has scored a major coup – by being asked to host this year’s Bafta Britannia Awards in Los Angeles. The stand-up – known …
Reddit This dog’s total confusion at his owner’s age-old disappearing trick is a lovely watchthepoke.co.uk - John Plunkett Just when you think you can’t possibly watch someone doing this age-old disappearing trick again, they do this with it. Watch the doggy.Where did the …
Comedy News: Stand Up Releases For Joe Matarese, Mark Steel and Thenjiwebeyondthejoke.co.uk - By Bruce Dessau Subscription video-on-demand platform Nextup is to release comedy specials from Joe Matarese, Mark Steel and Thenjiwe Moseley this month. New Jersey …
Energy Nick Elleray: Big Nick Energy : Reviews 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - Steve Bennett Nick Elleray tells us that an inner rage burns inside him. But we’ll have to take his word on that, given that he has such a sedate, composed …
Reddit This teacher tricked his students by making all the multiple choice answers ‘C’ but it didn’t end wellthepoke.co.uk - John Plunkett Anyone who’s taken a multiple choice exam – tick A for yes, B for no – knows the discomfort you begin to feel when you tick a whole load of As or Bs …
Alan Partridge News: New Comedy For This Country Star From Alan Partridge Writersbeyondthejoke.co.uk - By Bruce Dessau The Witchfinder is an original new comedy for BBC Two following a witchfinder and his suspect on a road-free road trip through an England gripped by …
Goats Boris condemns Bulgarian racists as 'amateurs' | NewsBiscuitnewsbiscuit.com - tonymc81 Speaking in the very strongest terms he said that he was appalled by what he heard and what he witnessed on TV. The Prime Minister said: ‘We British …
Psoriasis Your guide to getting a friend who overshares to shut the f**k upthedailymash.co.uk - www.thedailymash.co.uk HAVE you got a friend who gives you ‘too much information’ about everything from medical problems to their sex life? Read our guide to making them …
Fake News Jonathan Pie: The Fake News Tour : Reviews 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - Steve Bennett Midway through a typically impassioned rant against ‘woke’ comedy, spoof news reporter Jonathan Pie rages: ‘Sometimes you want to have a laugh …
BAFTA Awards News: Alexander Armstrong Takes His Trousers On Tourbeyondthejoke.co.uk - By Bruce Dessau BAFTA-nominated comedian, actor, television and radio presenter Alexander Armstrong is going on tour with his one-man show, All Mouth and Some …
Brexit No-deal Brexit worth it if it means never hearing about ‘the 17.4 million’ againthedailymash.co.uk - www.thedailymash.co.uk BRITONS will happily accept food shortages and a tanking economy if they never have to hear the words ‘the 17.4 million’ ever again.
United Kingdom Home Office says 'Britain bang on trend with pop-up police station' | NewsBiscuitnewsbiscuit.com - Crayon Following cuts that include 30,000 police officers being made redundant and the closure of 600 police stations, Boris Johnson’s minority government …
Comedy Miranda celebration to be taped at the London Palladium : News 2019 : Chortle : The UK Comedy Guidechortle.co.uk - Steve Bennett The BBC has revealed more details about the one-off Miranda special to mark ten years since the sitcom aired. Entitled My Such Fun Celebration, the …
Primark Primark warned Chris Grayling not to buy ferries online | NewsBiscuitnewsbiscuit.com - DavidH Matters came to a head in December 2018 when an internal DoT audit discovered millions of pounds of public funds were being squandered on Primark …
Rupert Bear mauls farmer to death defending Bill Badger from cull | NewsBiscuitnewsbiscuit.com - Guest Rupert the Bear has today been sedated by armed police and transferred to a secure pen after brutally killing a Nutwood farmer who tried to shoot the …
Icon version of the Flipboard logoDonald Trump Donald Trump’s letter to the Turkish President was so outrageous it seemed fake – the 7 best reactionsthepoke.co.uk - The Poke Despite advice against the move, and warnings of the probable violent repercussions, Donald Trump withdrew US troops from the Syria-Turkey border, …
