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Trevor Noah: Donald Trump's UN Speech Was 'Like An Insult Comic Roasting The World'

"If Trump didn’t have power or nuclear weapons, I think that would be a pretty dope show."<p>Trevor Noah did his best to see the funny side of President Donald Trump’s first speech before the United Nations General Assembly on Tuesday’s “Daily Show.”<p>Noah noted how the address, in which Trump …

John Cleese Appears To Zing Donald Trump During 'Tonight Show' Chat About Aging

The "Monty Python" star wouldn't name names.<p>“Monty Python” star John Cleese is looking on the bright side of death.<p>The 77-year-old British actor got hilariously R-rated to explain just why he’s enjoying growing old on Monday’s “Tonight Show.”<p>“It’s very nice, you know, being this old,” he told host …

Socially Awkward Artist Illustrates Her Most Embarrassing Childhood Moments, And It’s Hilarious

“My comics are all true, much to the frustration of my family. I’m an active walking disaster with a giant smile on my face and a slight pep in my …

11 Things That Went Somewhere You Were NOT Unexpecting

You thought things were gonna go one way. But pal, they went in a very different way.<p>1. Motorinnnn, what's your price for flight?<p>2. Rick Astley not …

Bankrupt Toys ‘R’ Us Forced To Euthanize Thousands Of Hatchimals

After years of rapid growth and expansion into new industries, Amazon recently announced that it would be opening a second headquarters outside of …

WIN: Disabled Man Sees Antiques Roadshow Highest Appraisal & Realizes He Has The Same Item

One night "Big L.T." (a disabled man who lives on $800 a month) was watching the Antiques Roadshow's "Most Expensive Item" episode when he realized …

Profiles in Tremendousness - Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin - The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

watch full episode<p>The Daily Show with Trevor Noah<p>Profiles in Tremendousness - Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin<p>Clip9/18/2017<p>The Trump administration …

Elijah Wood Takes The Best Fan Photos, And Here’s The Proof (15+ Pics)

Despite being super famous, everybody's favorite Hobbit always seems to have time for his followers, and as you can see below, there appears to be no …

Theresa May Puts On Headphones To Hear English Translation Of Trump’s Address

ARGOLIS, GREECE—Worrying that it would become infected if left unattended, the water monster Hydra confirmed Friday that it was finally going to see …

11 Of The Least Likely Moments From The 'America's Got Talent' Season Finale

11 Of The Least Likely Moments From T...<br>This was an episode of 'Black Mirror' the whole time.<br>Submitted by: <b>Pitch</b><br>Regular<br>Keywords: america's got talent …

Changing With The Times: Random House Has Instructed Toni Morrison To Stop Writing Novels And Focus On Making Short Viral Videos Where She Tastes Weird Snacks

It’s no secret that the publishing world is rapidly changing, and now one of the biggest names in the industry is finally pivoting its business model …

Breaking It Gently: Patreon Is Adding A New Feature That Lets You Quietly Inform Someone You Were Only Supporting Their Art To Be Nice

Well, this is exciting news for anyone who supports the arts! Patreon, a crowdsourcing platform for creatives, just gave itself a major upgrade: The …

Technology FTW! This Awesome New App Sends You A Daily Reminder That You Love Salsa

In today’s hectic world, keeping your priorities straight can feel next to impossible. Thankfully, a pair of developers came up with a way to cut …

Woman Replaces Her Bouquet of Flowers With Puppies at Her Wedding

Weddings are a special occasion and most of the time the bride wants all eyes on them. But this time one Iowa woman decided that her special day was …

Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Trump's Handshake With Melania

"She should have just walked off that stage and kept walking all the way to Slovenia."<p>Jimmy Kimmel isn’t seeing the love between President Donald Trump and his wife, Melania.<p>And it’s because of interactions like the one on Friday, when Trump greeted the first lady with a formal handshake after she …

Trevor Noah Nails The Professional Hypocrisy Of The Trump Kids

"But he's my daddy!"<p>Last week on “The Daily Show,” during a commercial break, host Trevor Noah broke down the hypocrisy of the professional roles that Donald Trump’s children play in his presidency, specifically Ivanka within the White House and Donald Jr. running his father’s outside business …

James Corden Is 'Disappointed' In Himself For Kissing Sean Spicer

"I have been reading a lot of harsh comments on Twitter today, and I hear you loud and clear."<p>James Corden has apologized for drunkenly kissing former White House press secretary Sean Spicer at the Emmys after-party.<p>The “Late Late Show” host faced a backlash after Variety magazine shared this snap …

21 Hilarious Parenting Quotes From Jimmy Fallon

Happy birthday to the "Tonight Show" host!<p>Jimmy Fallon has a few years of parenting experience under his belt and quite a lot of funny things to say about it.<p>The “Tonight Show” show host and his wife, Nancy Juvonen, have two daughters ― 4-year-old Winnie and 2-year-old Franny.<p>In honor of his …

12 Life Hacks To Help You Master Your Stupid Body

Bodies have a lot of flaws, but unfortunately we're stuck with them. Thankfully, the nice people at Ask Reddit had people share some clever ways to …

Trevor Noah Breaks Down Why Donald Trump’s Tweets May Be A Necessary Evil

"I feel like this is a trade that I can live with."<p>“Daily Show” host Trevor Noah doesn’t think President Donald Trump’s vicious tweets are actually “the worst thing in the world.”<p>Trump sparked outrage on Sunday morning after he shared a meme that showed him hitting a golf ball which ended up …

Trump Texts Alec Baldwin To Try And Get Half Of His Emmy

5 Easy Ways Airlines Could Make Flying Suck Way Less

By Jim Avery Published: September 19th, 2017 Modern airlines are miracle destroyers. They've managed to take one of mankind's most spectacular …

11 Classic Tumblr Moments That Will Leave You Feeling Great

Thank you Tumblr for never failing to live up to your weird reputation.<p>1. Can't argue with that.<p>2. Cars just got a whole lot darker.<p>3. I really hope …

14 Funny Tweets About Week 2 of The NFL

Wrapping up week 2 of the NFL and the teams are showing up. They’re not playing very well, but they’re showing up!<p>1) Gonna need to trade information …

22 Perfect Celebrity Responses To Critics And Trolls

For whatever reason -- boredom or mental instability or whatever -- people feel the need to leverage social media to heckle famous individuals. Of …

Meditations for Major American Cities

Minneapolis<p>Find a relaxing place<br>Whatever that means to you<br>A chair or pillow or snowbank will do<br>Begin to breathe<br>Think about Target<br>And how great Target …

‘Lost Dog’ Poster Really Tooting Dog’s Horn

BROOKLYN, NY—Claiming the flyer could really stand to tone it down a little, sources said a lost dog poster that began appearing in Brooklyn’s Fort …

8 Stories That Show Exactly How The Media Hates Millennials

Somebody has to stop the millennial killing spree before it's too late and the only thing we're left with is social media and avocados and- <i>oh god,</i> …

Back To Square One: NASA Has Been Forced To Discard Decades Of Research After Finding A Tomato Floating Through A Distant Galaxy That Disproved Pretty Much All Of Astronomy

For centuries, astronomers have devoted their lives to studying the skies, each new generation of scientists building upon the tireless work and …

Scott Adams' Blog

In case you missed it, you might enjoy a good laugh with me on this Periscope.<p>Topics:<p>1. President Trump’s tweet about “Rocket Man”<p>2. President …