Humor

15 Animated GIFs That Actually Explain How the World Works

We love stupid things like memes and Tumblr posts around here, but we also love knowing science things and being smart like. Since our super-fun …

Ice Cream

The Best Internet Reactions To The Birth Of The Royal Baby

This morning, the world awoke to the announcement that Kate Middleton had given birth to yet another royal baby. We quickly found it hard to refresh …

Royal Babies

The NRA Is Claiming That The Tennessee Waffle House Shooting Would Not Have Happened If An Armed Teacher Had Been Teaching A Math Class There

After yesterday’s tragic shooting at a Waffle House in Antioch, TN, the NRA has once again come forward to reiterate their support of gun rights and …

Guns

12 Sexual Fantasies That Went HORRIBLY Wrong

They say "never meet your heroes", because the sad truth is that reality will never live up to your expectations - and losing that image of who …

Urinary Tract Infection

An Open Letter to People Who Don’t Make Every Conceivable Effort to Ensure that the Bathroom Door is Locked

Dear People Who Don’t Make Every Conceivable Effort to Ensure that the Bathroom Door is Locked,<p>First, I want to say sorry, although I think both of …

Humor

Bowing Out: Justin Timberlake Has Retired From Singing After Realizing That You Can Just Work In An Office

One of pop music’s most iconic superstars just announced that he’s stepping away from the microphone for good. Earlier today, Justin Timberlake …

Justin Timberlake

Pay Your Respects At The Asimo Graveyard, And 4 Other Plans For A Perfect Day In Tokyo

<b>If you’ve only got 24 hours in Tokyo, here are the things you absolutely have to do!</b><p><b>1. Head down to the beautiful Ueno Park and patiently await the</b> …

Japan

Top The Pecking Order: 5 Ways To Establish Yourself As The Alpha Customer When Fueling Up At The Gas Station

<i>When you pull into a gas station, you’ve only got a short window of time to assert yourself as the alpha customer of the establishment. Here are five</i> …

Customers

Vacation Ruined: 5 People Who Seemed To Know Dad Really Well When We Accidentally Wound Up In Amsterdam’s Red-Light District

<i>Vacation was going pretty well until we ran into these five people in the red-light district who seemed to have some sort of elaborate past with Dad,</i> …

Manchester United FC

13 Tweets That Are Actually Very Funny

We sifted through the <b>billions</b> of political tweets that you may or may not be sick of seeing to find some <b>absolute Twitter gems</b>. These are the tweets …

Time I

Mom Leaks Out Another Divorce Detail During Drive To SAT Prep Class

EDMONDS, WA—While driving her 15-year-old son Jonathan to his SAT prep class last evening, area mom Donna Callins leaked another detail of her …

Humor

Could Go Either Way: This Town Doesn’t Know Whether It’s Okay To Tear Down Its Confederate Statue Because It’s Of A Soldier With A Cleft Palate

Across the nation, communities have opted to remove Confederate statues that glorify a violently racist past. While those decisions have come with …

Rights & Freedoms

All The Baffling Ways America Misunderstands The Middle East

Here's a mental experiment: think about "The Middle East". What just popped into your head? It's probably one or two kinds of places, tops. It might …

Middle East

Newborn Prince Of Cambridge Begins Consolidating Power By Having Family Imprisoned In Tower Of London

LONDON—Ruthlessly moving to stake his claim to the British throne mere moments after his parturition this morning, the newborn Prince of Cambridge …

Buckingham Palace

I’ve Proven Myself As An Artist, So Now I’m Going To Be A Forklift

I am Kanye West. But you already know that. You know who I am, and you know what I’ve done. You know that I am the most impactful creative individual …

Rap & Hip-Hop

List: What Your Sad Desk Lunch Says About You

<b>A ham and cheese sandwich, no condiments:</b> Your name is Doug or Tom and you often forget to cut the tags off new clothes.<p><b>A Caesar salad you bought:</b> …

Google Docs

The Daily Show with Trevor Noah - Extended - April 23, 2018 - Tracy Morgan

Donald Trump allegedly lied in order to get on the Forbes 400 list in 1982, Kanye West tweets controversial remarks about racism, and Tracy Morgan …

The Daily Show

Deceitful Woman Deviously Alters Appearance To Give Illusion Of Youth, Fertility

TERRE HAUTE, IN—Saying that the duplicitous local woman employs a variety of devious ruses to achieve a false impression of youth and fertility, …

Lips

Raccoon Crushed To Death By Garbage Truck Hits Jackpot With Reincarnation

<b>Local</b>‘Nothing Is More Attractive Than Confidence,’ Says Woman Who Has Apparently Never Seen Sonic The Hedgehog CosplayToday 8:44am<b>Local</b>Conversation …

Hedgehogs

Report: New ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ Season Focuses On Dangers Of Feminism Run Amok

SANTA MONICA, CA—Speaking about the upcoming episodes of the Hulu series at a press event, producers of <i>The Handmaid’s Tale</i> announced Monday that the …

Feminism

Public Alert: The CDC Has Issued A Recall For All Romaine Lettuce Because It’s Time For Pizza!

If you haven’t heard the news yet, pay attention, because there’s been an urgent public alert issued by the Centers for Disease Control and …

Romaine Lettuce

The 16 Most Ridiculous Things From Last Night's 'Fear The Walking Dead' S04E02 "Another Day in the Diamond"

The 16 Most Ridiculous Things From La...<br>Nick is getting high on turnip fumes. 16 of the most ridiculous things from last night's 'Fear The Walking …

The Walking Dead

Earth Will Likely Become Uninhabitable In The Next 100,000 Years

If you’re a fan of AMC’s <i>Better Call Saul</i>, you might want to stop reading now, because you’re definitely not gonna like this: According to various …

Better Call Saul

7 Famous Dogs From The ’90s That Are Definitely Dead Now

<i>From loyal companions to downright heroes, these magnificent mutts warmed our hearts as kids, but, statistically speaking, they’re all definitely</i> …

Pets

6 Tips for Edging Your Way Into ANY Conversation

Humor

Schumer Introduces Measure To Decriminalize Marijuana

Chuck Schumer introduced legislation Friday to decriminalize marijuana, the first time that any party leader in Congress has endorsed rolling back …

Cannabis

College Course Registration: Pick These ‘Cause We Need the Money

Dear Students,<p>As legislative support for universities has continued to decline, we have had to look for other ways to fund higher education. The …

Hobby Lobby

‘Nothing Is More Attractive Than Confidence,’ Says Woman Who Has Apparently Never Seen Sonic The Hedgehog Cosplay

DENVER, CO—Naively insisting that we seek partners with the confidence to be comfortable in their own skin, Denver systems analyst Jennifer Thomas, …

Hedgehogs

Going Rogue: This Mom Bought A Ticket To The Movie, Too, Even Though She Was Just Supposed To Drive Everyone To Theater And Then Leave

Here is an example of someone who plays by her own rules, and clearly does not give a damn what anyone thinks of her: This mom bought a ticket to the …

Avengers: Infinity War

Awesome Artifact: The Muppet Mistress Jim Henson Made For Himself When He And His Wife Were Going Through A Rocky Patch Is On Display At The Smithsonian

If you’re a fan of The Muppets, get ready to geek out, because you’re about to get a chance to catch a glimpse of an essential piece of Muppets …

The Muppets