How does Sunday start? With confusion and a bad neck at 3am. I fall asleep on the sofa in front of Match of The Day on Saturdays. Usually I find my daughter in my bed anyway, so if I can be bothered I
Is this the all-stops Hatfield train? I normally take a fast one out of St Pancras but everything’s cancelled until the crack of doom. I’m paying £5K a year — and rising — for this total omnishambles.