I Can't Enjoy the New 'Grand Theft Auto' Because I'm Old Now
Turns out the best game I ever played – a world I used to live inside for days – is just a load of grey triangles and some 69 jokes. The year is 2001 and I am in the bedroom of my twin-friends, Gareth and Greg. Twins have the buying power to multiply their own birthday presents and that means Gareth …
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