New Apple hardware might drop next week — here’s what we think it’ll be

If we’re all very lucky, pay our iCloud bill on time, and say very nice things about the M1 chip, Mr. Tim Apple himself might sneak down our chimneys next week and drop a surprise load by our fireplace. Oh lord, I’m on my knees, wishing and praying. And, if I do that hard enough, I hope when I open …