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Weener Kleener Soap

I don't think that's how you spell "wiener" or "cleaner", but I'm willing to overlook the mistake on account of the fact that my penis has been …

Solar Powered Moving Cat Toy

Kitty goes green! The Solar Powered Cat Tantalizer mounts to your window (or glass door) with a pair of industrial grade suction cups. When the sun …

Knife Fridge Magnets

Doctor Who Glow in the Dark Molded Decals

Timey-glowy<p>Set of 24 glow-in-the-dark molded stickers<br>• Dalek, TARDIS, Weeping Angel, and more<br>• Charge by day, glow by night<p>Looking for something to …

"Khotso" Peace at Devil's Knuckles

Here's looking at you, kid, A wood nose rest for your glasses by Chris Han's Natural Crafts at Bklyn Designs 2013

Green Wall in Mexico City

Get a Blissed-out Bathroom

The bathroom of a house should be a rejuvenating one: it’s usually the first room one enters upon waking in the morning and it should set the scene …

Total Toy Flashback: The 1980s

Any of these look familiar? Of course they do. These were the toy newsmakers of their day, the juggernauts of fun, and part of every kid's Christmas …

Whimsical Wooden Spoons

DeviantART member sp00ntaneous carves these amusing forms by hand. I'm especially impressed by the snake, which must have required a lot of careful …

Maru and the Drain Plug

(YouTube link)<p>What's fat cat Maru doing these days? Here he is in the bathtub, but there's no water. He's discovered that the tub plug goes round and …

Kattenstoet: The Festival Of Cats

Ypres, Belgium, stages the Festival of Cats on the second Sunday of May every three years. The festival harkens back to a time in which cats were …

Leftover Pizza Should Be Refrigerated

A guy forgot two pizzas in the oven and didn't open the appliance again for two weeks. What resulted might supply penicillin for an entire small …

How to Make a Typographical Cake

You could just say out loud "Happy birthday!" or "You're fired!", but creative people find different ways of communicating. Victoria Hudgins shows …

Jell-O Cookies {and PlayDough too!}

I mentioned that last week we had Vacation Bible School… (I think we’ve recuperated now. ;))<p>Well, all of us moms (okay, maybe some dad’s too…) pitch …

Dinosaur Corn Holders

Check out this incredible dinosaur design for a set of corn holders. Designed by Lana Filippone, the T-Rex and Triceratops Corn Holders won a contest …

Rubber Barber Eraser

Get some fun out of your writing mistakes and play barber using these erasers that let you “shave their hair” as you use them over time. $4.50 Buy it …

Big Bang Theory Belts

Belt-zinga!<p>Get your geek on with these belts<br>• Opens and closes like a seat belt<br>• Choose from Bazinga or Soft Kitty design<p>Some people collect shoes or …

Wooden Keys for Macbook and Desktop by RAWBKNY

RAWBKNY aim to bring natural aesthetic to your workspace with these wooden keyboards. Made from bamboo or rosewood, these keyboard keys are laser-cut …

Grumpy Kitty Babydoll

Grr, grrr, grr<p>It is also important to note that you should sing the melody in a minor key. Yup, lower the 3rd, folks. Officially licensed Grumpy Cat …

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Night Ice Crystal LED Earrings

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105-Year Old Woman Attributes Her Longevity to Eating Bacon Every Day

Bacon--it's nature's font of miracles! Pearl Cantrell of Richland Springs, Texas is 105 years old. How did she live so long? You already know the …

Riker Sits Down

(YouTube link)<p>Like many people, I watched <i>Star Trek: TNG</i> for years and never noticed how Riker sits down. And stands up. Jonathan Frakes is a tall guy …

Police warn girl, 10, over drawing hopscotch grid with chalk

A ten-year-old girl who drew a hopscotch grid on the pavement was given a warning about criminal damage by police, her father has claimed.<p>Lilly Allen …

Tiny Living on Wheels: Impossibly Small 32-Sq Ft Cabin

He’s been called a “micro-architect” and a genius of small house design, but Derek Diedricksen is really more of a big thinker. His impressively tiny …

Fact of Fiction? The Legend of the QWERTY Keyboard

U.S. Patent No. 207,559. The first appearance of the QWERTY keyboard. (image: Google patents)<p>What came first: the typist or the keyboard? The answer …

Ice Cream for Dogs

Your pup may tolerate the cherry vanilla ice cream that you serve, but why not offer him something more appropriate? Arrfscarf makes ice cream with …

Kaleidoscope Glasses

Having trouble seeing poorly? Get a pair of glasses. Specifically, try Pam Tietze's H0les kaleidoscopic glasses. Will you be able to see better? …