Jess Read Umm, someone probably should have run this pool float design by women first. | Someecards News someecards.com
Jess Read Woman fell into an open hatch because she was too busy looking at her phone Mashable - Tony LeeA 67-year-old woman fell into an open street hatch in New Jersey after being distracted by her phone. She is reportedly legally blind and diabetic, and was checking the time on her phone to see how long
Jess Read Even more ways James Comey hid from Trump before his firing Mashable - Max Knoblauch and Tyler SchmallAs former FBI Director James Comey testifies in front of the Senate Intelligence Committee today, it's hard not to think about the various ways in which the former leader of the FBI reportedly avoided
Jess Read Dear Bryce Harper, my dude: What were you thinking?! ESPN - Sam Miller ESPN baseball columnist/feature writer Former editor-in-chief of Baseball Prospectus Co-author of "The Only Rule Is It Has To Work" I am as shallow and …
Jess Read The Onion just dropped a dizzying 700-page parody of Trump leaks The Verge - Kaitlyn TiffanyThe Onion’s latest project is a massive multimedia undertaking: 700 pages of fake leaks from President Donald Trump’s White House, including a presidential daily briefing rendered in the style of an Applebee’s
Jess Read Trump's Russian income is not being mocked at all. With few exceptions. Mashable - Sam SpeedyAh yes, with few exceptions, all of us are perfect angels, including Donald Trump. On Friday morning, Trump's lawyer released a statement claiming that Donald Trump's taxes (which he has not released)
Jess Read Melissa McCarthy is casually cruising through Midtown on Sean Spicer's podium Mashable - Samantha ScelzoEveryone stop what you're doing: Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer is speeding through the streets of NYC on the famous Spicey podium. McCarthy, who is hosting Saturday Night Live this week, is famous for
Jess Read Twitter Erupts With 'Bow Wow Challenge' After Catching Rapper In Lie huffingtonpost.com - HuffPost The hits just keep on comin’ for Bow Wow, aka Shad Moss, and they’re not the kind that’ll win the rapper awards. The 30-year-old was caught in a lie …
Jess ReadSamantha Bee Samantha Bee Tears Into Trump’s ‘Clusterf*ck of Ineptitude’ on James Comey The Daily Beast - Matt Wilstein After taking more than a month off to both prepare for and recover from her epic Not the White House Correspondents’ Dinner event, Samantha Bee …
Jess Read Hasan Minhaj’s Best White House Correspondents’ Dinner Jokes vulture.com - Matthew Love “This is one of the strangest events I’ve ever done in my life.” This is just one of the lines that let the audience know how Daily Show correspondent …
Jess Read Band Of Hillbillies Gains Access To White House — President Safe But Nation In Peril extranewsfeed.com - Allan Ishac Band Of Hillbillies Gains Access To White House — President Safe But Nation In Peril Dimwit goobers run amuck, slash paintings, tear up Lincoln …
Jess Read Putin Angrily Resigns from Trump’s Reëlection Campaign The New Yorker - Andy BorowitzMOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—In a stunning rebuke of a former close political ally, Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday angrily resigned from Donald Trump’s 2020 reëlection campaign. The abrupt
Jess Read Batman Vents His Jealously About The ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Trailer In An Inspired Mashup UPROXX - Caleb ReadingThor: Ragnarok dropped its first teaser trailer this week, which the fans seemed to love so much it’s already Marvel and Disney’s most-watched trailer. Marvel is unleashing Ragnarok just two weeks before
Jess ReadIcon version of the Flipboard logoThe National Park Service Guy's Face When Getting That Bullshit Check From Trump Is The Blackest Thing That Ever Happened verysmartbrothas.com - Damon Young
Jess Read Uber driver realizes she's driving her boyfriend's side piece to his house. Then it gets ugly. | Someecards Dating & Relationships someecards.com
Jess Read Sorry for the Delayed Response The New Yorker - Susanna WolffSorry for the delayed response. I opened your e-mail on my phone while my date was in the bathroom, but then I saw that it required more than a “yes” or “no” reply, decided that was too much work, marked
Jess Read We, The Nigerians, Do Not Accept Rachel Dolezal’s New Name awesomelyluvvie.com - Awesomely Luvvie This is the 4th time I am writing about Rachel Dolezal the Undercover Sista on this site. And each time, I want to track her down and slap her in the …
Jess ReadI really love Planet McPlanetfaceIcon version of the Flipboard logo NASA Joins Twitter Users To Name Those Newly Discovered Planets. The Inevitable Happens. huffingtonpost.com - Lee Moran
Jess Read Kellyanne Conway Gotta Get Her Feet Off That Couch awesomelyluvvie.com - Awesomely Luvvie Let me tell you something. The entire Trump administration must be made up of people who were raised by savages. Every week, they do some shit that …
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