Jess ReadUmm, someone probably should have run this pool float design by women first.someecards.com - Jason Mustian"Well, at least this wasn't as bad as that Kylie Jenner Pepsi ad." - Marketing Department for this "pool float."In the latest "who the f**k didn't …
Jess ReadWoman fell into an open hatch because she was too busy looking at her phoneverified_publisherMashable - Tony LeeTexters, walk cautiously! A 67-year-old woman fell into an open street hatch in New Jersey after being distracted by her phone. She is reportedly legally blind and diabetic, and was checking the time on her phone to see how long it has been since she'd last taken her medicine. She was taken to the …
Jess ReadEven more ways James Comey hid from Trump before his firingverified_publisherMashableJames Comey made two known attempts to avoid Donald Trump during his time as FBI Director. But were there more that we don't yet know about? As former FBI Director James Comey testifies in front of the Senate Intelligence Committee today, it's hard not to think about the various ways in which the …
Jess ReadDear Bryce Harper, my dude: What were you thinking?!ESPN - Sam MillerMy dude, I am as shallow and as easily amused as anybody else, so I can admit I like your dumb fights. Keep doing your dumb fights. Do them to make me …
Jess ReadThe Onion just dropped a dizzying 700-page parody of Trump leaksverified_publisherThe Verge - Kaitlyn TiffanyThe Onion’s latest project is a massive multimedia undertaking: 700 pages of fake leaks from President Donald Trump’s White House, including a presidential daily briefing rendered in the style of an Applebee’s kids placemat and emails from Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump begging for permission to …
Jess ReadTrump's Russian income is not being mocked at all. With few exceptions.verified_publisherMashable - Sam Speedy#WithFewExceptions, everyone is perfect. Ah yes, with few exceptions, all of us are perfect angels, including Donald Trump. On Friday morning, Trump's lawyer released a statement claiming that Donald Trump's taxes (which he has not released) show that he's received no income of any type from Russian …
