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A rogue woman is pooping all over the streets of Colorado
Daily Dot - David Britton
Next to public speaking, public pooping has to be the greatest fear of most Americans. Some people will even drive home from work, or the bar, just …
Lifestyle
4 things this MD wishes everyone knew about eating sugar
Well+Good - by Robin Berzin, MD
Have you ever wondered why, once you start eating sugar, it can be seriously hard to stop? It’s not a matter of willpower, says Robin Berzin, MD—it’s …
Look at All These Monuments From Around the World That Honor Those Who Fought Against Slavery
The Root - Kiratiana Freelon
Out of Print: A Look Back at Iconic Village Voice Covers
Ad Age - Garett Sloane
Yuppies, bankers, vampire politicians, Republicans, and any number of New York poseurs can sleep a little easier tonight. The Village Voice is ending …
29 Surprisingly Simple Hair Tutorials With Stunning Results
BuzzFeed - Maitland Quitmeyer
Perfect Baked Chicken Breast
Delish - By Lauren Miyashiro
Let's face it, chicken breasts are really bland. Especially when there's no skin (i.e. fat and flavor). And baked chicken has a reputation for being …
Kitten to blame for today’s awful morning commute
New York Post - By Danielle Furfaro
Looks as if Joe Lhota’s gone soft on kitten crime. Instead of running over a little lost kitty in a subway tunnel in Brooklyn on Monday — as the MTA …
Redbone // Childish Gambino // cover by Andie
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Ode to the Buttered Roll, That New York Lifeline
The New York Times - By SADIE STEIN
It can be hard to explain the appeal of a buttered roll. Unlike the breakfast sandwich or the cruller, the humble buttered roll makes no claims to lusciousness. It’s not really greater than the sum of
Doctors Report Removing 27 Contact Lenses From A Woman's Eye
NPR - Bill Chappell
It wasn't old age, or disease: A "bluish foreign body" that was found in an English woman's eye turned out to be a mass of contact lenses, surprising medical staff who were preparing the woman, 65, for
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How This 26-Year-Old Woman Learned To Love Her Wrinkles
HuffPost - Alanna Vagianos
“Each imperfection you have... tells a story about you and who you are." Sara Geurts thinks her wrinkles are “the most beautiful thing ever.” The 26-year-old model was only 10 years old when she was diagnosed
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Umm, someone probably should have run this pool float design by women first.
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"Well, at least this wasn't as bad as that Kylie Jenner Pepsi ad." - Marketing Department for this "pool float."In the latest "who the f**k didn't …
Deer Caught On Camera Engaging In Bizarre 'Slap Fight'
HuffPost - David Moye
"You want a piece of me?" Oh, deer. A bizarre “slap fight” between two bucks in Tennessee is now getting lots of hits on the Internet. This “Battle of the Bambis” was filmed earlier this week in Hardeman
The Seven-Minute Egg
Saveur - By Kat Craddock
Author and blogger Molly Wizenberg finds the perfect egg for all ages I live with a chef who works late and a two-year-old who wakes early, and this …
52 Places to Go in 2017
The New York Times
There are thousands of getaways to explore this year. Here are some ideas to get you started.
Little girl thinks bride is the princess from her book. Bride plays along.
someecards.com
Today's story certain to make even the most stoic among us weep in to our coffee mugs was brought to us by Imgur user Skizzotrobzface (née Scott …
Kamala Harris Just Handed Jeff Sessions His Ass
Jezebel - Prachi Gupta
California Sen. Kamala Harris has once again shown a room of old white men how to do their damn jobs. This time around she was the only senator to …
CNN's Kirsten Powers Shuts Down Ex-Trump Aide’s Sexist Dismissal Of Kamala Harris
HuffPost - Ed Mazza
That didn't go well for Jason Miller. A former aide to President Donald Trump got schooled live on CNN after his sexist dismissal of Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.). Jason Miller, now one of Trump’s in-house
Women Dressed As Handmaids Descend On Ohio Statehouse To Protest Anti-Abortion Law
HuffPost - Catherine Pearson
"Offred" would be proud. Women wearing long red cloaks and white bonnets have become an increasingly common sight in government buildings around the country in recent months. The latest state to see a
Charlotte Cardin - Dirty Dirty (Official Video)
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This romantic lewk is a cute take of a French twist.
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8 Twisting two sections of hair away from your face, pull your hair into a super-loose low ponytail. Instead of leaving the tail, tuck it up and into …
Model With Rare Genetic Disorder Is A Brilliant Example Of Inclusion | HuffPost Life
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Couple's Bathing Suit Photo Is Going Viral For An Inspiring Reason | HuffPost Life
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Woman fell into an open hatch because she was too busy looking at her phone
Mashable - Tony Lee
A 67-year-old woman fell into an open street hatch in New Jersey after being distracted by her phone. She is reportedly legally blind and diabetic, …
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This Awesome Bride Planned Her Best Friend's Proposal At Her Own Wedding
huffingtonpost.ca - Rebecca Zamon
If you had the chance to make your best friend happier than anyone could imagine, you'd take it, wouldn't you? What about if that meant sharing your …

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A rogue woman is pooping all over the streets of Colorado

4 things this MD wishes everyone knew about eating sugar

Look at All These Monuments From Around the World That Honor Those Who Fought Against Slavery

Out of Print: A Look Back at Iconic Village Voice Covers

29 Surprisingly Simple Hair Tutorials With Stunning Results

Perfect Baked Chicken Breast

Kitten to blame for today’s awful morning commute

Redbone // Childish Gambino // cover by Andie

Ode to the Buttered Roll, That New York Lifeline

Doctors Report Removing 27 Contact Lenses From A Woman's Eye

How This 26-Year-Old Woman Learned To Love Her Wrinkles

Culture phit daniella short sleeve maxi dress

Umm, someone probably should have run this pool float design by women first.

Deer Caught On Camera Engaging In Bizarre 'Slap Fight'

The Seven-Minute Egg

52 Places to Go in 2017

Little girl thinks bride is the princess from her book. Bride plays along.

Kamala Harris Just Handed Jeff Sessions His Ass

CNN's Kirsten Powers Shuts Down Ex-Trump Aide’s Sexist Dismissal Of Kamala Harris

Women Dressed As Handmaids Descend On Ohio Statehouse To Protest Anti-Abortion Law

Charlotte Cardin - Dirty Dirty (Official Video)

This romantic lewk is a cute take of a French twist.

Model With Rare Genetic Disorder Is A Brilliant Example Of Inclusion | HuffPost Life

Couple's Bathing Suit Photo Is Going Viral For An Inspiring Reason | HuffPost Life

Woman fell into an open hatch because she was too busy looking at her phone

New Look Wide Fit Suedette Point Court Heel at

ASOS SPEAKER Pointed Heels at

This Awesome Bride Planned Her Best Friend's Proposal At Her Own Wedding