Jess Read

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A rogue woman is pooping all over the streets of Colorado

Next to public speaking, public pooping has to be the greatest fear of most Americans. Some people will even drive home from work, or the bar, just …

4 things this MD wishes everyone knew about eating sugar

<i>Have you ever wondered why, once you start eating sugar, it can be seriously hard to stop? It’s not a matter of willpower, says Robin Berzin, MD—it’s</i> …

Look at All These Monuments From Around the World That Honor Those Who Fought Against Slavery

When Haiti unveiled Le Negré Marron statue in 1967, it became a symbol for freedom of black people across the world. The sculpture is a reminder of …

The Carry-On - Away

Start strong<p>Inside: two compartments, one designed for clothes, the other for shoes, toiletries, and other hard objects. Outside: an impenetrable …

Compress

Out of Print: A Look Back at Iconic Village Voice Covers

Yuppies, bankers, vampire politicians, Republicans, and any number of New York poseurs can sleep a little easier tonight. The Village Voice is ending …

29 Surprisingly Simple Hair Tutorials With Stunning Results

Perfect Baked Chicken Breast

Homemade chicken with as little effort as humanly possible.<p>Directions<p>Preheat oven to 375º. In a small bowl, combine garlic powder, paprika, salt, and …

Chicken Breast

Kitten to blame for today’s awful morning commute

Looks as if Joe Lhota’s gone soft on kitten crime.<p>Instead of running over a little lost kitty in a subway tunnel in Brooklyn on Monday — as the MTA …

Redbone // Childish Gambino // cover by Andie

Ode to the Buttered Roll, That New York Lifeline

It can be hard to explain the appeal of a buttered roll.<p>Unlike the breakfast sandwich or the cruller, the humble buttered roll makes no claims to lusciousness. It’s not really greater than the sum of its parts: a round roll, sliced and slathered with butter. There is no alchemy involved.<p>And yet, …

New Jersey

Doctors Report Removing 27 Contact Lenses From A Woman's Eye

It wasn't old age, or disease: A "bluish foreign body" that was found in an English woman's eye turned out to be a mass of contact lenses, surprising medical staff who were preparing the woman, 65, for routine cataract surgery. They report pulling 27 lenses from the woman's eye.<p>"She was quite …

Medical Journals

How This 26-Year-Old Woman Learned To Love Her Wrinkles

“Each imperfection you have... tells a story about you and who you are."<p>Sara Geurts thinks her wrinkles are “the most beautiful thing ever.”<p>The 26-year-old model was only 10 years old when she was diagnosed with a rare type of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. Ehlers-Danlos is a connective tissue disorder …

Skin Care

Culture Phit Daniella Short Sleeve Maxi Dress

Umm, someone probably should have run this pool float design by women first.

"Well, at least this wasn't as bad as that Kylie Jenner Pepsi ad." - Marketing Department for this "pool float."<p>In the latest "who the f**k didn't …

Deer Caught On Camera Engaging In Bizarre 'Slap Fight'

"You want a piece of me?"<p>Oh, deer.<p>A bizarre “slap fight” between two bucks in Tennessee is now getting lots of hits on the Internet.<p>This “Battle of the Bambis” was filmed earlier this week in Hardeman County, Tennessee, by Amy and Bubba Spencer, two trail officers for the Tennessee Wildlife …

Hunting

The Seven-Minute Egg

I live with a chef who works late and a two-year-old who wakes early, and this makes me, by default, the Morning Parent. It’s not the greatest gig, …

52 Places to Go in 2017

There are thousands of getaways to explore this year. Here are some ideas to get you started.

Little girl thinks bride is the princess from her book. Bride plays along.

Today's story certain to make even the most stoic among us weep in to our coffee mugs was brought to us by Imgur user Skizzotrobzface (née Scott …

Kamala Harris Just Handed Jeff Sessions His Ass

California Sen. Kamala Harris has once again shown a room of old white men how to do their damn jobs. This time around she was the only senator to …

CNN's Kirsten Powers Shuts Down Ex-Trump Aide’s Sexist Dismissal Of Kamala Harris

That didn't go well for Jason Miller.<p>A former aide to President Donald Trump got schooled live on CNN after his sexist dismissal of Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif.).<p>Jason Miller, now one of Trump’s in-house surrogates at the network, accused Harris of “hysteria” for her dogged line of questioning …

Donald Trump

Women Dressed As Handmaids Descend On Ohio Statehouse To Protest Anti-Abortion Law

"Offred" would be proud.<p>Women wearing long red cloaks and white bonnets have become an increasingly common sight in government buildings around the country in recent months.<p>The latest state to see a protest inspired by Margaret Atwood’s dystopian feminist classic <i>The Handmaid’s Tale</i> is Ohio.<p>On …

Feminism

Charlotte Cardin - Dirty Dirty (Official Video)

This romantic lewk is a cute take of a French twist.

<i>8</i><p>Twisting two sections of hair away from your face, pull your hair into a super-loose low ponytail. Instead of leaving the tail, tuck it up and into …

Model With Rare Genetic Disorder Is A Brilliant Example Of Inclusion

Fashion is better when everyone doesn't look the same.<p>This world is a diverse one, so it’s refreshing when the fashion industry reflects that reality. And Seattle-based model Melanie Gaydos is hoping to add to that effort.<p>Gaydos, 28, was born with ectodermal dysplasia, a genetic disorder that can …

Fashion Industry

Couple's Bathing Suit Photo Is Going Viral For An Inspiring Reason

"I love my body and I finally see why he does too!"<p>One body positivity advocate, wife and mom of two is inspiring others with a viral Instagram post about growing to love her body just the way it is ― curves, stretch marks, rolls and all.<p>On Friday, Jasmine “Jazzy” Owens (@a_body_positive_jazzy) …

Swimwear

Woman fell into an open hatch because she was too busy looking at her phone

A 67-year-old woman fell into an open street hatch in New Jersey after being distracted by her phone. She is reportedly legally blind and diabetic, …

New Look Wide Fit Suedette Point Court Heel at asos.com

Product Details<p>Faux-suede upper<br>• Ankle-strap fastening<br>• Patent faux-leather contrast<br>• Pointed toe<br>• Tapered high heel<br>• Do not wash<br>• 50% Other Materials, 50% …

ASOS SPEAKER Pointed Heels at asos.com

Product Details<p>Faux-suede upper<br>• Pointed toe<br>• Slim ankle strap<br>• Pin buckle fastening<br>• Tapered heel<br>• Wipe with a soft cloth<br>• 100% Textile Upper<br>• Heel height: …

This Awesome Bride Planned Her Best Friend's Proposal At Her Own Wedding

If you had the chance to make your best friend happier than anyone could imagine, you'd take it, wouldn't you?<p>What about if that meant sharing your …

Weddings