Wonkette Antarctica Set To Drown Louisiana Dead By 2100, So There's A Good Reason To Drinkwonkette.com - Evan Hurst Sad news about the global warming hoax, you guys. Turns out that the liberal scientists are so committed to their big lie that they're going to go …
Wonkette Ted Cruz's Grubby, Foreign-Born Hands Feeling Spanky Againwonkette.com - Evan Hurst Hey look, it's another person who hates Ted Cruz and his creepy, punchable face. Apparently there was a youngun' in attendance at a Cruz rally in …
Wonkette This Pastor Wants To Show You His Penis At Target To Prove Other People Are Predatorswonkette.com - Evan Hurst Oh look, it's another TOTALLY NORMAL REACTION to how Target has issued a policy that says people can use whichever restroom matches their gender …
Wonkette Speaker Paul Ryan Finally Letting Donald Trump Have His Way With Himwonkette.com - Evan Hurst Poor pitiful House Speaker Paul Ryan! He's supposed to be the sane Republican savior to herd all the feral cats together and actually get something …
Wonkette Tales Of Restaurant Employees Who Failed Spectacularlywonkette.com - C.A. Pinkham ViaWikimedia CommonsWelcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got …
Wonkette Fox News Can't Believe Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Not Terrified Of Lady Soldierswonkette.com - Evan Hurst On the left, Stuart Varney, who is scared of girls. On the right, the dude who killed bin Laden. Good news! Ladies are now officially allowed to go do …
Wonkette Good Christian Fame Whores Having Another Baby! Unless They're Lying.wonkette.com - Evan Hurst It's time for us to take another sailing expedition to Evangelical Christian YouTube Fame Whore Island, to check in on our old friends Sam and Nia …
Wonkette Ben Carson Will Defund Commie Liberal Colleges, Because Freedomwonkette.com - Doktor Zoom You have to love Ben Carson's commitment to fight the forces of Political Correctness, because he knows the greatest threat to freedom is all these …
Wonkette Responsible Gun Owners Continue Shooting Kids To Keep America Safewonkette.com - Doktor Zoom Yet another in the long-running internet series 'cats with guns' Time once again to check in with America's Responsible Gun Owners to find out how the …
Wonkette Playboy Will Still Make Naked Ladies For You, But Only In Mexicanwonkette.com - Evan Hurst The other day, the world was shocked-but-not-really to find out that Playboy, the iconic magazine known mostly for hard-hitting journalism and the …
Wonkette Duggars Edge Out Bristol Palin In 'Biggest A Idiot' Contest Once More. Your Weekly Top Tenwonkette.com - Evan Hurst Donna Rose, on her way to see you, as long as you are in Southern California or Las Vegas!Click here for more details on THAT. HALLOOOOO, WONKERS! …
Wonkette The Snake Oil Bulletin: Beat Your Meat with Some Slap Therapy!wonkette.com - Fare la Volpe Salutations, sinners, and welcome back once more to the Snake Oil Bulletin. This week, we're traveling to the Mystical Lands of the Orient. Ancient …
Wonkette Trump And Carson Beg Obama's G-Men To Protect Them From Bad Guyswonkette.com - Doktor Zoom In normal presidential elections, it wouldn't be particularly noteworthy that the top candidates have requested Secret Service protection. But this …
Wonkette Science Says Lesbian Mommies Are Better Than Good Christian Heterosexual Parentswonkette.com - Evan Hurst HAHAHA, TAKE THAT, WINGNUTS. It is some new Science for us to throw at you and shove in your face and rub in your hair and whatever else we decide to …
Wonkette White Power Morans: Jews Stoled Our American Star Wars And Gived It To The Blacks!wonkette.com - Doktor Zoom Smack dab in the middle of Monday Night F'ball, Disney released the new trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Hits The Snooze Alarm, And Is Late …
Wonkette BREAKING: Joe Biden To Announce He Is Running For President, Or The Opposite Of Thatwonkette.com - Kaili Joy Gray Vice President Joe "Old Handsome Joe Biden" Biden is running for president, y'all! Or maybe not! Some sources who are "close to Biden" or "familiar …
Wonkette Idiot 'OK Corral' Historic Re-Enactor Shoots Guy Right In His Billy The Kidswonkette.com - Doktor Zoom One of the few True Facts that Yr Dok Zoom remembers from his required Arizona History class at Lake Havasu High School is that, of all …
Wonkette Let's Meet The Sexy Montana Navy SEAL Stud Who Will Obviously Be Next House Speaker!wonkette.com - David S. Bernstein You know you want one of these lovely commemorative coins When I first met Wonkette in person, at the 2012 Republican National Convention, she was …
Wonkette Sad Congressjerk Tasked With Proving Hillary Did Benghazi Tells Everyone To 'Shut Up'wonkette.com - Kaili Joy Gray Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-Benghazi) has a real hard job. As chairman of the Benghazi Committee to Benghazi Hillary Clinton's Presidential Campaign For Doing …
Wonkette Dumb Racists Deploy Wrong Ethnic Stereotype Against Maine Mayoral Candidatewonkette.com - Doktor Zoom The great thing about racists is that half of them are so stupid they spell their favorite slur with only one "g." Case in point: anonymous signs in …
Wonkette Ben Carson: If Only We'd Drilled Baby Drilled, We Coulda Caught Osama Bin Ladenwonkette.com - Kaili Joy Gray World-renowned neurosurgeon Ben Carson is still hitting the anaesthetics and rewriting history, and hoo boy, his latest installment is a real gas. On …
Wonkette Mitt Romney So Happy He Decided Not To Lose Another Electionwonkette.com - Doktor Zoom Mitt Romney was apparently sitting around in his bathrobe last week, riding up and down his car elevator, when some scheduler from CNN remembered he …
Wonkette Jeb Bush Can't Win, Settles For Explaining How Dubya Stopped 9/11wonkette.com - Doktor Zoom It was late and it seemed to make sense at the time We're actually having a difficult time getting our heads around the latest Donald Trump/Jeb Bush …
Wonkette Sarah Palin Wroted Her Own Biblewonkette.com - Kaili Joy Gray Have you ever wondered to yourself, "Self, how can you be more better at failing life, like Sarah Palin?" Of course not, but someone in the …
Wonkette Love Child! Stay Away From David Vitter Or He Will Bortion You (Allegedly)wonkette.com - Kaili Joy Gray Sen. David Vitter, the family values Republican from Adult Diapers, Louisiana, would like to be governor. And he would also like everyone to stop …
Wonkette What Is Washington DC? A Wonksplainer Just For You, Jeb!wonkette.com - DDM For a man applying for public housing in DC for the next four to eight years, Jeb Bush sure does seem to loathe it with the passion of a thousand …
Wonkette Wonkette Stealth Updates Design Because Of How We Hate Youwonkette.com - Shypixel "Wonkette runs so slowly, it is being overtaken by glaciers." "I fucking hate your site and hope that you die." You, our dear Wonketariat, have filled …
Wonkette Coal: It's A Dirty Business. Oh, And Sometimes It Murders People Too.wonkette.com - Matt Carpenter Coal. PAC Gold. Kentucky Crack. It's an interesting time for our some of our dirtiest corporate persons. Under attack from stupid Obama, limp-wristed …
Wonkette Florida Couple Will Let Cops Arrest Them Once They're Done Boningwonkette.com - Doktor Zoom In Jacksonville, Florida, a couple on the run from the law -- or at least cornered by the SWAT team as they hid inside a mobile home -- decided that …
