Wonkette Tales Of Restaurant Employees Who Failed Spectacularly wonkette.com - C.A. Pinkham ViaWikimedia CommonsWelcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got …
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