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  Tales Of Restaurant Employees Who Failed Spectacularly

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  ViaWikimedia CommonsWelcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got …

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  Grill Peaches In Honor Of St. Lawrence, Soak Them In Booze In Honor Of Yourself

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  Lawrence of Rome was a third century martyr whose feast day falls on August 10. He lived during a time when Roman authorities persecuted Christians …

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  Lather Up Your Sexy 4th Of July Body With These Homemade JAMS!

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  Is your 4th of July hot, steamy and patriotic? Cool your body off with some nice summer JAM! This recipe was originally published here, but now it is …

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  What Is Wonkette Ramming Down Your Throat This Fourth Of July?

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  This post originally ran ... a different time! But now it is for the Fourth of July, so that you may eat the corn dogs that spring forth from it. Corn …

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  Hey Idiot Juvenile Wonker Pals, Here Is Your Valentine's Day Boner Juice

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  This special potion is well-known in the Caribbean to give menfolk virility. It's hard to imagine a beverage better-suited for Valentine's Day, when …

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  Line Your Morning-After Gut With These Brunch Potatoes

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  These potatoes are the perfect anchor for Sunday brunch, whether you're having yours at the traditional time or in the wee hours when you get home …