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  President Obama Got Diddled By A Fish, Y'all

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  Some Presidents get shoes thrown at them. Some get salmon jizz thrown on their shoes Barack Obama visited the Alaskan fishing village of Dillingham …

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  It's National Dog Day. Pretty Sure We Could All Use Some Doggies About Now

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  Go, corgis, go! We were getting all ready to end this perfectly shitty news day by sharing photos of the new panda babies at the National Zoo, but …