Wonkette Speaker Paul Ryan Finally Letting Donald Trump Have His Way With Himwonkette.com - Evan Hurst Poor pitiful House Speaker Paul Ryan! He's supposed to be the sane Republican savior to herd all the feral cats together and actually get something …
Wonkette Ben Carson Will Defund Commie Liberal Colleges, Because Freedomwonkette.com - Doktor Zoom You have to love Ben Carson's commitment to fight the forces of Political Correctness, because he knows the greatest threat to freedom is all these …
Wonkette Donald Trump Cool With Shutting Down Mosques Full Of Muslim Bearswonkette.com - Doktor Zoom To be sure, the gay bears tend not to be too overt at mosques Speaking to steaming bag of badger innards Stuart Varney on the Fox Business network, …
Wonkette Jesus Endorses Mike Huckabee For President, Sends All Other Candidates To Hellwonkette.com - Evan Hurst This picture terrifies us, but it came fromhere (IMAGE CREDIT!) so blame them. Hey there, fundamentalist Christian fuckweasels, how ya doing? Confused …
Wonkette Trump And Carson Beg Obama's G-Men To Protect Them From Bad Guyswonkette.com - Doktor Zoom In normal presidential elections, it wouldn't be particularly noteworthy that the top candidates have requested Secret Service protection. But this …
Wonkette Everybody Hates Ted Cruz: George W. Bush Editionwonkette.com - Evan Hurst Except just after that the monkey threw him off the cliff. It is a well-known fact that there is nobody in the world who REALLY loves Ted Cruz. All …
Wonkette Ben Carson: If Only We'd Drilled Baby Drilled, We Coulda Caught Osama Bin Ladenwonkette.com - Kaili Joy Gray World-renowned neurosurgeon Ben Carson is still hitting the anaesthetics and rewriting history, and hoo boy, his latest installment is a real gas. On …
Wonkette Jeb Bush Can't Win, Settles For Explaining How Dubya Stopped 9/11wonkette.com - Doktor Zoom It was late and it seemed to make sense at the time We're actually having a difficult time getting our heads around the latest Donald Trump/Jeb Bush …
Wonkette What Is Washington DC? A Wonksplainer Just For You, Jeb!wonkette.com - DDM For a man applying for public housing in DC for the next four to eight years, Jeb Bush sure does seem to loathe it with the passion of a thousand …
Wonkette We Talked To Trump's Virginia Supporters. They Seem Nice!wonkette.com - Fitzgerald Chesterfield The Donald Trump Traveling Merchandise Show came to Richmond International Raceway this week, giving yr Wonkette the opportunity to get to know the …
Wonkette Mike Huckabee Still Hearts Duggars Cuz 18 Of Them Probably Aren't Kid-Diddlerswonkette.com - Kaili Joy Gray Sniveling rat fart Mike Huckabee is really feeling the pressure of, you know, losing. According to this recent poll of likely Republican voters we …
Wonkette Bobby Jindal, You Have Failed. Go Home NOW!wonkette.com - Doktor Zoom This is sort of unfair: It's not like he was credible to start with. Presidential "candidate" Gov. Bobby Jindal really needs to start thinking about …
Wonkette Here's Carly Fiorina Lying Some More. Watch The Video!wonkette.com - Kaili Joy Gray Carly Fiorina was speeching at some lady Republicans who were having themselves a Chili Dinner Fall Fundraiser -- dunno, maybe one of them needs a …
Wonkette Mike Huckabee Agrees: Slavery Is Pretty Dadgum Cool!wonkette.com - Evan Hurst We tried to find a picture of Mike Huckabee with a black person but that didn't work. Mike Huckabee has not met an immoral, racist, homophobic, …
Wonkette Jeb Bush Can't Remember That Unforgettable Space Shuttle Disaster He'll Never Forgetwonkette.com - Doktor Zoom I'll never forget, it was like that time when I ... well, no, not exactly like that. But you were there. And maybe there was a dancing midget, too. At …
Wonkette Rand Paul Pretty Sure Gays Can Just Go Do Hair If They Get Fired From Their Jobswonkette.com - Evan Hurst Rand Paul is still laboring under the delusion that he is running for president -- did you see the "dumbass" livestream of his campaign day? Didn't …
Wonkette Ben Carson's Broken Brain Has New 'Thoughts' On Gay Marriagewonkette.com - Evan Hurst Oh lookie, Ben Carson has decided to sleepily share some more thoughts, and as usual, they are dumb moronic "I should play Operation on my own brain, …
Wonkette Ben Carson Sorta Sorry For Saying Jews Holocausted Themselves, Can He Be President Now?wonkette.com - Kaili Joy Gray It appears that someone suggested Dr. Ben Carson ask Jeeves about the Holocaust. You know, the real Holocaust, as opposed to the Republican fan-fic …
Wonkette Mike Huckabee: Asians Eat Dogs, Unlike My Son, Who Just Kills Them LOL!wonkette.com - Evan Hurst During Tuesday night's Democratic debate, Mike Huckabee pulled out his meat fingers, which resemble a sort of papier-mâché where the hardening agent …
Wonkette Carly Fiorina Failed At Hewlett-Packard In A Whole Other Way You Didn't Even Know Aboutwonkette.com - Doktor Zoom In what's either an excellent bit of techbiz history or the strangest possible promotional tie-in to the new Steve Jobs movie, Stephen Levy at Medium …
Wonkette It's Armageddon Time, And Only Ben Carson Can Save Us!wonkette.com - Doktor Zoom Say nutty things in a soft enough voice and you'll sound sane! Ben Carson, having solved the problems of mass shootings and the Holocaust by …
Wonkette Count Carly's HP Donors On Zero Hands And Other Campaign News From Corporate Americawonkette.com - Matt Carpenter The 2016 GOP primary is all anyone wants to talk about these days. Your grandparents are talking about it. Your flight attendants are talking about …
Wonkette Ben Carson: If The Jews Had Guns, The Holocaust Might Not Have Turned Out So :(wonkette.com - Evan Hurst Ben Carson is apparently no longer content to tour American disaster sites, read the names off of memorials, and call all the victims pussies for …
Wonkette Ben Carson Beated Up A Robber One Time, With His Brainwonkette.com - Doktor Zoom Ben Carson continues his hilarious winning strategy of telling America that the victims of last week's massacre were a bunch of pussies, because who …
Wonkette Looks Like Mike Huckabee And The Duggars Are Still Totally Gay For Each Otherwonkette.com - Evan Hurst Is Mike Huckabee sharing his award-winning Hucka-diddles with the Duggar family again? (He never stopped.) Are Jim Bob, Michelle and the child-fruits …
Wonkette Rand Paul Will Save America's Children With Some Stickerswonkette.com - Kaili Joy Gray Like every other Republican with grand delusions of moving into the White House in 2017, Rand Paul has no idea what to do about America's routine …
Wonkette“Mike Huckabee Furious With Gay Liberals Who Run Roman Catholic Church” Mike Huckabee Furious With Gay Liberals Who Run Roman Catholic Churchwonkette.com - Evan Hurst
Wonkette Ben Carson Only Mentioned Hitler To Piss Off Liberals, LOL!wonkette.com - Kaili Joy Gray Guys. GUYS. It seems we have been at least 13 kinds of stupid dead wrong about Dr. Ben Carson's hot takes on U.S. America. Sure, he says things that …
Wonkette Carly Fiorina's Medieval History Degree Will Help Her Beat ISIS, Crush Albigensian Heresywonkette.com - Doktor Zoom Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius. Carly 2016! Carly Fiorina took a break from her heavy schedule of lying, lying, lying, and more lying …
“Mike Huckabee Furious With Gay Liberals Who Run Roman Catholic Church”
