Top 5 Things You Should Never Eat

Avatar - What If
What If

It might seem a little obvious, but a general rule of thumb when it comes to the pursuit of not making your innards feel like they are being sloshed through a blender with dull blades is to take a pass on ingesting anything that is covered in green fuzz or has a shiny, metallic glean to it. Avoid having to battle deadly mycotoxins and the always socially frowned upon flammable burp syndrome by noshing on this storyboard featuring some sketchy substances you never want to make a meal of.

Top 5 Things You Should Never Eat

Photo: thumb.underknown.com