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Razor Sharp Raptor Machete

Whether you’re slicing through jungles or defending yourself during the raging inevitable zombie apocalypse, this razor sharp 11 3/4″ 3Cr13 stainless …

Shopping

Walking Dinosaur Costume

Morph yourself into a prehistoric beast by slipping inside the walking dinosaur costume. Sparing no expense, this incredibly detailed and realistic …

Tyrannosaurus Rex

Levitating Building And Balancing Game

Shake things up at your next family game night with Hoverkraft – the levitating building and balancing game. In this futuristic building game, you …

Game Design

Bellyak Prone Kayak

Bellyak combines the best aspects of kayaking and swimming into one incredibly fun and easy to use package. Rather than sitting up, you lie flat on …

Kayaking

Hands-Free Dog Leash

The hands-free dog leash is the perfect accessory for active owners who love taking their pooch on runs and hikes. It’s composed of a handy waist …

Pets

This Book Is A Camera

If you’ve been bit by the shutterbug, This Book Is A Camera is a must-have! It comes with a working pop-up 4″ x 5″ pinhole lens camera that helps …

Tactical Coffee Mug

No soldier should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market – the handle is an actual AR-15 handle …

Coffee

Giant Playing Cards

Ease the tension during your next high stakes game by swapping your old deck for these giant playing cards. These comically oversized cards measure …

Houses

Indoor Worm Farm

Put your leftovers and other discarded organic materials to good use with this indoor worm farm. The Virmicomposer is a compact four-legged bin that …

Gardening

Giant Blow Pop

Say goodbye to your diet and hello to cavities! Nothing will satisfy your sweet tooth quite like this giant Blow Pop. This Blow Pop shaped container …

Dental Care

Nomad Survival Multi-Tool

Increase your chances of survival in the unforgiving wild with the Nomad survival multi-tool by your side. The ergonomic design fits comfortably in …

Multi-tools

Da Vinci Billiards Table

There’s pool tables and then there’s the Da Vinci billiards table. It comes with an imposing heavily worn industrial styled base that is complemented …

Digital Art

Dragon Ball Z Lamps

Turn your room into the scene of an epic battle with these amazing Dragon Ball Z lamps. Each lamp in the collection features a beloved character …

Dragon Ball

Liquid Repellent Shirts

Avoid looking like a hot mess by the time the day is over by dressing in these liquid repellent shirts. Each long sleeve crew neck henley is made …

Shopping

Eau De Playdoh Cologne

Smell like a champion with the Eau De Playdoh cologne. It’s been reported that experiencing the smell of Playdoh will bring back memories of better …

Employment

Secret Compartment Pillow Safe

Keep your valued possessions safe by concealing them in the secret compartment pillow. Thanks to this comfortable pillow you’ll be able to stash your …

Harry Potter Sorting Hat Candle

Every wondered what house you would fall into if you were to attend Hogwarts? Well wonder no more with the Harry Potter sorting hat candle. Upon …

Harry Potter

Arctic Bath Floating Hotel

Watch the Northern Lights in utmost comfort by booking a stay at the Artic Bath floating hotel. This one of a kind Swedish hotel will offer luxury …

Shopping

Personalized Photo Puzzle

Put a big old smile on your favorite puzzle lover’s face by surprising them with a puzzle personalized with their very own face! The photograph of …

The Underwater Hotel

Sleep with the fishes in an entirely new manner in this stunning underwater hotel! Immersed deep in the crystalline waters of the Indian Ocean, the …

Indian Ocean

Twerkbot9000 Twerking Robot

After sending a man to the moon and successfully putting a Tesla into outer space, mankind has reached new heights with the Twerkbot9000! It’s …

Robotics

Battery-Free Powered Toothbrush

Give your pearly whites a thorough cleaning with this eco-friendly battery-free powered toothbrush. It comes with a year supply of 100% biodegradable …

Shopping

Jedi Training Yoda Plush Backpack

Carry your gear in true Jedi fashion by stuffing your things inside this Jedi training Yoda plush backpack. This geek-tastic little bag comes with …

Shopping

Microwave Pizza Pan

Make leftover slices taste as good as when they were first delivered by heating them up in this microwave pizza pan. It’s designed to heat up the …

Bottom Up

Credit Card Titanium Multi-Tool

Comfortably carry around a toolbox worth of tools in your wallet by making this credit card titanium multi-tool part of your everyday carry. This …

Multi-tools

Light Up LED Shoelaces

Make any plain outfit pop by lacing up your kicks with these light up LED shoelaces. Each battery operated waterproof lace comes embedded with 10 …

Shopping

Akoya Fire Pit Table

If bonfires are too rustic for your taste, then feast your eyes on the Akoya fire pit table. It features a minimalist industrial look that will works …

Rustic

Slap Bracelet Memo Pad

This slap bracelet memo pad makes it remarkably convenient to write down quick notes and reminders when you’re on-the-go or in the middle of a job. …

Shopping

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Blades

Ensure you live to fight another day by arming yourself with these zombie apocalypse survival blades. Zombie Tools offers a vast collection of …

Walking

Misfortune Cookies

End your stellar dinner party on a grim note by handing out these misfortune cookies to everyone at the table. You won’t find happy fortunes about …

Cookies