Right now there are a lot of things I have absolutely no control over, and it sucks. The way I’d like to deal with most of these problems is by …

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Honestly, I did not think that judging The Takeout’s First Annual Holiday Cookie Contest would be as difficult as it was. I’ve judged a number of …
It’s artichoke season now, and if you’re like me, you’ve done your best to walk right past them at the grocery store. Until recently, I’m ashamed to …
Stuck inside and hankering for a slice of moist, luscious chocolate cake, like, right now? I got you. The origins of wacky cake—alternatively known as …
Welcome to Jiggle All The Way, The Takeout’s holiday celebration of Jell-O, gelatin, and all things wiggly. We’ll be releasing new feature stories and …