The OnionKellyanne Conway Federal Watchdog Recommends Removal Of Kellyanne Conwaytheonion.com - The Onion Due to her violation of the Hatch Act by disparaging Democratic candidates, Kellyanne Conway should be removed from office, according to a …
The OnionRadiohead Radiohead Releases 18 Hours Of Own ‘OK Computer’ Demostheonion.com - The Onion After being threatened by a hacker who had stolen the audio files, Radiohead has released 18 hours of demos documenting the creation of classic album …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoWhales Canada Bans Keeping Whales, Dolphins In Captivitytheonion.com - The Onion In a move being hailed by animal rights advocates, Canada’s Parliament passed legislation banning whales, dolphins, and porpoises from being bred or …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoMike Pence Pence Defends Decision To Ban Flying Pride Flags At U.S. Embassiestheonion.com - The Onion Vice President Mike Pence defended the State Department’s recent choice to ban flying rainbow flags outside U.S. embassies in celebration of Pride …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoProtest Hong Kong Swept With Proteststheonion.com - The Onion In defiance of an extradition law that many believe would allow mainland China to erode civil liberties, 1 million citizens swept into the streets of …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoHumor ‘Game Of Thrones’ Author Working On New Video Gametheonion.com - The Onion George R.R. Martin is collaborating with FromSoftware, the creators of the Dark Souls series, to write the story of Elden Ring, a new action-RPG set in …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoU.S. Department of Justice Justice Department Turns Over Mueller Evidence To Housetheonion.com - The Onion The Justice Department has agreed to provide Congress with key evidence collected by Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation connected to …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoSpotify Obamas Sign Podcast Deal With Spotifytheonion.com - The Onion Barack and Michelle Obama have signed a podcast deal to produce content for streaming giant Spotify, touting it as a chance to “foster productive …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoE3 E3 2019 Kicks Offtheonion.com - The Onion Video game fans and developers flocked to the industry’s largest convention this week for four days of tantalizing trailers, gameplay demonstrations, …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoMeat Study Finds White Meat Just As Bad As Red Meattheonion.com - The Onion Contradicting the long-held belief on the relative healthiness of meats like poultry, a new study found that white meat raises an individual’s …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoHumor World Marks 75th Anniversary Of D-Daytheonion.com - The Onion The world marked the 75th anniversary of D-Day this week with a ceremony at Normandy beach and speeches from world leaders commemorating the …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoNepal Nepal Considering Changing Everest Rulestheonion.com - The Onion After a rash of deaths caused by congestion and inexperience at the mountain’s summit, Nepalese authorities say they are examining changes to the …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoHumor YouTube Updates Policy To Ban Supremacists And Hoax Video Userstheonion.com - The Onion YouTube announced this week that it would update its hate speech policy to ban users denying the Holocaust and Sandy Hook, as well as those …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoTariffs Trump Vows Tariffs Against Mexicotheonion.com - The Onion Despite fears of upsetting trade and destabilizing the economy, President Trump announced plans to impose tariffs on Mexican goods imported into the …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoHumor World Commemorates Tiananmen Square Protest 30th Anniversarytheonion.com - The Onion Thirty years after the pro-democracy uprising, the world commemorated the Tiananmen Square protest movement amidst the Chinese government’s …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoiTunes Apple Shutting Down iTunestheonion.com - The Onion After nearly two decades of the iconic music software, Apple will shut down iTunes to break it into several refreshed apps for music, movies, TV, and …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoHumor Trump Arrives For U.K. State Visittheonion.com - The Onion In a visit that will encompass a royal visit with the Queen, a diplomatic banquet, and a wave of planned protests, President Trump arrived in the …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoHumor ‘Sports Illustrated’ Sold For $110 Milliontheonion.com - The Onion The intellectual property of Sports Illustrated, including the swimsuit issue and Sportsman Of The Year award, will be sold to the Authentic Brands …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoTrump Administration Trump Administration Steps Up Attacks On Climate Sciencetheonion.com - The Onion The White House has escalated its attacks on climate science with actions like shuttering the study of the Earth’s warming and stripping communinqués …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoHarry Potter J.K. Rowling Releasing New ‘Harry Potter’ E-Bookstheonion.com - The Onion J.K. Rowling will release four short Harry Potter e-books next month exploring the history of magic through themes such as “Defence Against the Dark …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoRussia Trump Says Russia Helped Him Win Electiontheonion.com - The Onion In an extraordinary admission of foreign interference in the 2016 election, President Trump tweeted that he had nothing to do with Russian efforts …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoRoy Moore Roy Moore Mulling 2020 Senate Runtheonion.com - The Onion Former Alabama judge Roy Moore is reportedly considering making another bid for the state’s Senate seat despite accusations of dating underage …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoMitch McConnell McConnell Says He Would Fill Supreme Court Seat In 2020theonion.com - The Onion Directly contradicting past stances that blocked Merrick Garland from joining the court, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said this week that …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoMissouri Missouri Could Soon Have No Abortion Clinicstheonion.com - The Onion Planned Parenthood revealed that Missouri is within days of losing its last remaining health center that provides abortions due to state-level …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoTaliban Man Known As The ‘American Taliban’ Released From Prisontheonion.com - The Onion After serving 17 years of his 20-year sentence, John Walker Lindh, known as the “American Taliban” after his capture in Afghanistan among Taliban …
The OnionHumor Honey, If You Ever Have Any Questions About Sex, You Can Always Consult The Hundreds Of Pages Of Fan Fiction In My Closettheonion.com - By Gina Driggs Well, you’re getting to that age. Your body is starting to change, and you may have begun to experience new kinds of feelings you’ve never felt …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoMario Batali Mario Batali Faces Criminal Chargetheonion.com - The Onion Celebrity chef Mario Batali is facing an indecent assault and battery charge after a woman reported that he groped her in March 2017 at a Boston …
