The OnionNational Guard May Deploy Up To 20,000 Troops To DC For Biden Inaugurationtheonion.comArmy General Daniel R. Hokanson says 10,000 Guard members will be deployed to D.C. this week and another 10,000 may be activated ahead of the …
The OnionBill Belichick Declines Medal Of Freedom From Trumptheonion.comPatriots head coach Bill Belichick says he will not accept the Presidential Medal of Freedom, citing the deadly Capitol riots incited by President …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logo‘Sex And The City’ Reboot Will Not Include Kim Cattralltheonion.comThree of the original stars of HBO’s Sex And The City will reprise their roles for a reboot of the series 17 years after it went off the air, though …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoHallmark Asks Senators Hawley And Marshall To Return Political Donationstheonion.comGreeting card company Hallmark, whose PAC donated $3,000 to Josh Hawley (R-MO) and $5,000 to Roger Marshall (R-KS) for their 2020 Senate races, is …
The OnionFlipboardIcon version of the Flipboard logoAmazon Suspends Parler From Web-Hosting Service After Google, Apple Remove App From Storestheonion.comAmazon suspended web-hosting services for Parler one day after Google and Apple removed the social networking app from their app stores for failing …
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