The OnionMan With ‘Family’ Tattooed Across Chest Forbidden To Come Within 500 Feet Of His Wifetheonion.comMan With ‘Family’ Tattooed Across Chest Forbidden To Come Within 500 Feet Of His Wife The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, …
The OnionUnexpected Crunch Prompts Woman To Take Roll Call Of Teeth With Tip Of Tonguetheonion.comSAN DIEGO—Moments after she sat down to enjoy a warm bowl of fettuccine with homemade tomato sauce, a sudden and unexpected crunching sensation …
The OnionSurgeon Totally Blanks On What He Cut Open Patient Fortheonion.comLEWISTON, ME—Racking his brain for any potential explanation, local surgeon Sergio Mitchell totally blanked Wednesday on what he cut open a patient …
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The Onion7-Year-Old Has Seen Way Deeper Deep Endstheonion.comCOLUMBUS, IN—Unfazed by the public swimming pool, local 7-year-old Logan Dixon told reporters Monday that he had seen way deeper deep ends. “Give me …
