Matt Haslem

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Star Wars Monopoly

Experience what bankruptcy is like in a galaxy far, far away by partaking in a rousing game of Star Wars Monopoly. The pieces come styled like the …

Death Star Bluetooth Speaker

Surrender to the Dark Side and enjoy the crisp sound of all your favorite tunes by streaming them wirelessly through the Death Star Bluetooth …

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Ventriloquist Veronica Chaos Has Sex With Her Dummy Slappy (NSFW)

Veronica Chaos is definitely taking ventriloquism into new places -- like the bedroom.<p>For the past year, the 26-year-old former stripper has been doing online ventriloquism shows that climax with her having sex with a dummy, "Slappy."<p>"He's bad cop and I'm good cop. He's the misogynist and I'm the …

Gregory Kotzar Masturbated Naked In His Backyard: Cops

A man in Dover, Delaware, is facing indecent exposure charges after allegedly masturbating while naked in his backyard.<p>Gregory N. Kotzar, 56, was arrested Tuesday morning after several female employees of a nearby dental office told police they saw him walking around his backyard naked and …

Quaker College Bans Fraternity Over Hazing That Cost Pledge A Testicle

An Ohio college has leveled the death penalty against a fraternity for a Halloween hazing ritual that cost a 19-year-old pledge a testicle.<p>A judicial …

Finley Boyle, 3, Dead After Dentist Visit, Parents File Lawsuit

<i>UPDATE: Finley Boyle died on Friday evening. A statement on behalf of her family was issued by Hospice Hawaii and read: "It is with heavy hearts that we announce that at 8:47 p.m. last night, Finley Boyle passed away with her family at her side."</i><p>A family in Hawaii is suing a dentist after a visit …

Rosie Pate, Grandmother, Allegedly Calls 911 To Ask For Beer

Help, I'm sober and I can't get drunk!<p>A grandmother in Memphis was jailed this week after officials say she called 911 for "police assistance in getting a beer," according to documents obtained by The Smoking Gun.<p>Rosie Pate, 68, told local news station WREG that the allegations are false. “I have …

Krokodil Scare In Ohio Moves Sheriff To Offer Shocking Advice: 'Get Your Heroin From A Trusted Source'

A newly reported case of krokodil in Ohio has a local sheriff offering drug users shocking advice.<p>A needle drug user in Athens County who had pus-filled, scaly scars where she had injected told detectives that she bought what she thought was heroin from a dealer who had in turn got his supply from …

Bomb Scare At Oklahoma Police Station Turns Out To Be A Burrito

That salsa must have some punch.<p>An Oklahoma police station had a minor bomb scare this week after a man turned in a "suspicious package." It turned out to be a burrito.<p>The Oklahoma City resident found a thermos container in his backyard around 1 p.m. Thursday, local news outlet KFOR reports. There …

U.S. Mayors to Obama: Quit Cracking Down on Marijuana