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Bill Murray, Internet Jester

Bill Murray is your Facebook friend—or else, a friend of a friend, showing up with regularity in your feed. You know what he’s up to. This week, he was the guy joining a couple in Charleston, South Carolina, during their engagement photo shoot. Last month, he was giving an impromptu speech about …

15 Cloud Formations, Ranked By Splendor

<i>Enjoy these clouds, you guys!</i><p>15. Cirrus Clouds<p><i>Latin for “curling hair.”</i><p>14. Cumulonimbus Clouds<p><i>AKA “Zeus Clouds”</i><p>13. Noctilucent Clouds<p><i>These clouds can</i> …

20 Hysterical Listings From Craigslist’s Best Of 2014

I get a lot of things off of Craigslist. I bought a couch, a desk, and a camera, for dirt cheap. It’s great! But these listings made me laugh a whole …

Burger King Has Offered To Cater The Kimye Wedding

How fitting: a place famous for taking two buns and stuffing them with greasy questionable meat topped with plastic cheese volunteering to cater the …

This is the incredible view from the top of 1 World Trade Center in New York, photographed in Sept. 2013. The image was published on the cover of Time this week. Explore an interactive version of this photograph at time.com/wtc. Photograph by Jonathan D. Woods and Michael Franz for TIME. @jonwoods and @mfranzphoto #nyc #1wtc

12 Ways Anyone Can Be Jeff Goldblum

The other day I thought, “I wish I was Jeff Goldblum.”<p>I mean, who <i>doesn’t</i> have that thought, right?<p>Goldblum is gold…and blum.<p>Translation: <i>Jeff Goldblum</i> …

Jimmy Fallon’s 10 Best ‘Late Night’ Moments

By Ben Branstetter,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/XfZQEm<p><b>1. History of Rap w/ Justin Timberlake</b><p>Jimmy Fallon has said he has the greatest job in the …

The 17 Most Insightful Walter White Quotes That Prove He’s The Ultimate Bad Ass

The universe is random. It’s not inevitable. It’s simple chaos. It’s subatomic particles in endless, aimless collision. That’s what science teaches …

Top Secret Restaurant Recipes: Red Lobster's Cheddar Biscuits

Order an entrée from America's largest seafood restaurant chain and you get a basket of some of the planet's tastiest garlic cheese biscuits served …

42 Reasons Why I Worry

1. I am not saving enough money.<p>2. About whether or not I am at the age where I should be wearing eye cream at night.<p>3. That I love living alone a …

27 9-1-1 Operators Share The Craziest Calls They’ve Ever Received

Found on AskReddit.<p>DEATH-RELATED INCIDENTS<p>Had a call for a brother who killed his other brother with a hammer (the pick part) while the victim’s …

59 More Slang Phrases From The 1920s We Should Start Using Again

I learned a couple things from the response to my article on slang phrases from the 1920s. Number first: The Roaring Twenties really did have the …

The 41 Very Best Karen Walker One-Liners From Will & Grace

By Chrissy Stockton,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/1d5vRF4<p>Honey… What is this? What’s going on? What’s happening?<p>Follow Thought Catalog on …

Is Upper Class Life, A Carefree Sexual Attitude And A 40k Shoe Habit Empowering?

French Theorist Helene Cixous once wrote, “It’s time to liberate the new woman from the old.” The term New Woman emerged in the late 19th century and …

37 People On Celebrities Who Acted Like Total D-Bags

Found on AskReddit.<p>1. Robert De Niro<p>My dad was in a restaurant, which was owned by a friend of his. Robert De Niro came in and demanded a specific …

The 30 Greatest Episodes Of Saved By The Bell

By Rob Fee,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/1dAWRiG<p>If you’re anything like me, Saved by the Bell was an intricate part of your childhood. While …