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100 of the funniest ever jokes and best one-liners

Here are 100 of the best jokes and one-liners of all time, compiled from our own round-ups, and taken from the mouths of comedy legends both past and …

Jokes

Eminem Makes a Vicious Strike in the War of Generations

The rapper’s surprise new album, Kamikaze, insults those who’ve leached away his buzz—but also reiterates what their appeal is.<p>It’s just so easy to make fun of today’s rappers. The face tattoos, the Styrofoam cups, the nonsense ad libs, the dream-murmured flows—<i>Saturday Night Live</i> sent up the look, …

Rap & Hip-Hop

10 Unexpected Smartphone Functions You Probably Haven’t Heard Of

It’s been calculated that we use our smartphones for more than 4 hours a day on average. But being creatures of habit, we very often use the same …

Augmented Reality

The Healthiest Breakfast Cereals, Ranked By Nutritionists

Here's what makes for a healthy cereal, and what to watch out for.<p>Although debate continues on whether breakfast is the most important meal of the day, breakfast cereal sales keep growing year after year, with $15 billion in revenue expected in 2018.<p>Though cereal is certainly appealing for its …

Canadian researchers find a way to turn Type A and B blood into Type O

Researchers at the University of British Columbia have discovered a way to turn Type A blood into the more in-demand Type O, in what could be a huge …

Medical Research

A Helpless Sheep Stuck in a Tire Swing Goes for an Unexpected Ride While Trying to Run Away

An helpless little sheep who became stuck inside a tire swing, tried in vain to run towards the rest of the flock. Unfortunately, there wasn’t any …

Sheep

5 tips to help improve your life in 2 years

<b>How can I dramatically improve my life in 2 years?</b><p>This is a great question.<p>Most people ask how they can change their lives in a week, month, or …

Self-improvement

20 Obvious Things Confirmed by Science

Brace yourself—these are shocking developments.<p>1. YOUR CAT IS IGNORING YOU.<p>Your tabby recognizes the sound of your voice, but it’s ignoring you …

25 Dad Jokes For Father’s Day 2018 That Will Help You Honor Your Dad’s Lamest Puns

This year, Father's Day is on Jun. 17. That just so happens to be literally around the corner — so you don't have a lot of time left to plan! And …

10 awesome lake towns in North America

There’s no better place to stretch out the lazy days of summer than in a nostalgic little lake town, watching the sun set over the water from an Adirondack chair. I’ve rounded up the 10 best lake towns in North America, offering quaint main streets, boardwalk shops, wooden roller coasters, and, of …

The 90s: The Decade That Doesn’t Fit?

In <i>A Hard Day’s Night</i>, the exceptional madcap 1964 film 1964 starring <b>The Beatles</b>, a reporter asks <b>Ringo Starr</b>, “Are you a mod or a rocker?” She’s …

50 Bad Jokes That You Can’t Help but Laugh At

Some bad jokes only deserve eye rolls and groans. But somehow, these manage to still be funny.<p>Who’s there?<p>Interrupting cow.<p>Interrupting c–<p>MOO!<p>We had …

If you’re too busy for these 5 things, your life is more off-course than you think

Despite turbulence and other conditions keeping airplanes off-course 90 percent of flight time, most flights arrive in the correct destination at the …

Self-improvement

Why The Older You Get, The More You Hate Everyone (And Why That's OK)

You know how you're always talking about how you hate everyone? The thing is, the older you get, the more real this is.<p>True story: I don't really …

Both My Parents Knew They Would Die Before I Turned Nine

This is how they helped me prepare for life without them.<p>The movie theater was empty except for the two of us. As the credits rolled, we made the room into our playground: We danced in our seats, cut cartwheels down the aisles, and laughed until the lights turned on and the clean-up crew arrived.<p>I …

Ancient Romans Painted Horrifying Blood-Red Warnings on Wall Across Scotland

Ancient Romans used blood red, bright yellow and stunning white paints to illustrate dire warnings on the wall that separated them from the …

Atmospheric harvesters will enable arid nations to drink from thin air

The technology could help delay another Cape Town Zero Day.<p>As climate change continues to wreak havoc upon the Earth's weather patterns, formerly lush locales like the American West are finding themselves increasingly parched. Perhaps nowhere is that abrupt arridization more pronounced than in Cape …

6 Theories on How AVENGERS 4 Could Bring Back Those Dead Characters

<i>Warning: This post contains huge spoilers for</i> <b>Avengers: Infinity War</b><i>. Seriously, turn back now if you haven’t seen the film!</i><p><i>Infinity War</i> has come and …

67 Underrated Jokes From "The Office" Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

"That has sort of an oaky afterbirth."

George Foreman

Everything you never wanted to know about artificial sweeteners

Your diet soda might just be worse than a regular one.<p>There are a lot of myths about artificial sweeteners. The main one is that they’re actually better for you than regular sugar. Low-calorie sweeteners have been around for decades now, and we’re finally at a point where we’ve studied them enough …

Artificial Sweeteners

12 bad decisions you make every day without realizing

Even smart people can make terrible decisions.<p>Generally, it's not because they spent time deliberating and somehow arrived at the wrong answer. It's because they didn't spend any time thinking at all.<p>For example: You might automatically keep your phone on your desk at work, or grab a smoothie as a …

10 habits of mentally strong people

Despite West Point Military Academy’s rigorous selection process, one in five students drop out by graduation day. A sizeable number leave the summer …

Self-improvement

Moving? Here's 28 Tips For Making It Waaaaay Easier

Bookmark this and save yourself a world of stress.<p>20 Brilliant Tips For Furnishing A Small Living Space<p>16 Tiny Home Improvement Hacks That Actually Make A Big Difference<p><i>This post was translated from German.</i>

DIY

21 Surprising Facts About "The Office" That'll Make You Lose Your Freaking Mind

Cousin Mose did what?!

Comedy

Alcohol 'more damaging to brain health than marijuana'

With marijuana legalization on the rise, an increasing number of studies are exploring the drug's potential harms and benefits. However, a new study …

What happens in the brain when habits form?

There are a million things that we do every day without thinking. Brushing our teeth, drying our hair after a shower, and unlocking our phone screen …

Alex Trebek basically shoved a bunch of nerds in lockers on last night’s Jeopardy! 

On the average episode of <i>Jeopardy!</i>, three people with excellent memory recall compete to win large cash prizes—but also, to demonstrate to Alex …

The 100 best movies on Amazon Prime right now

The library of movie titles that are available for Prime members is vast and has an impressive mix of old classics and current releases.<p>We get it. You're busy with your life, it's kind of tough to scroll through all the titles. So we did it for you.<p><b>Here are the 100 best movies available right now</b> …

104-Year-Old Woman Thinks Diet Coke Is to Thank for Long Life

If you're wondering what the secret is to living a long life, you're not alone. It's surprising to learn, then, that the secret has been in front of …