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Joni Bakaradze Mummy: Mother Claims To Have Preserved Son's Body For 18 Years Using Alcohol

In some cultures, it wouldn't be considered strange for a mother to take care of her son for 40 years. However, it might seem a little weird if he were dead for almost two decades.<p>After Joni Bakaradze died at age 22, his family in the Eurasian country of Georgia decided against interring him, and …

Bengt Andersson, Artist, Beaten After Penis Gun Mistaken For Real Thing

A penis gun ended up being bad news for an artist's face.<p>Bengt Andersson was brutally beaten at a gallery in Malmo, Sweden on Wednesday when he went to retrieve his gun sculpture loaded with penis-shaped bullets. The guards mistook the piece of art for a real weapon and left Andersson bloody, …

COPS: MOM POISONED AUTISTIC DAUGHTER IN MURDER SUICIDE BID

Ironically, the accused mother, Kelli Stapleton wrote about Isabelle's severe autism on a blog called “The Status Woe” before allegedly attempting to …

Murder-suicide

Filipino man has 19 operations to become Superman

Herbert Chavez has transformed himself from a mild mannered dress maker into a real life Superman - thanks to nineteen surgeries that copy the comic book hero's look.<p>The 35-year-old, from Calamba City, Philippines, has had nose jobs, skin whitening, liposuction, jaw realignment, pectoral implants …

Comic Books

INSIDE DREW PETERSON’s PRISON HELL HOLE

Convicted Bluebeard ex-cop DREW PETERSON’s solitary living hell hole REVEALED.<p>Peterson, serving a 38-year sentence for his 2012 conviction in the …

Crime

Monkey Attacked Baby, Tore Off Testicle And Ate It: Report

A vicious monkey attack at a wildlife park in Guiyang, China, maimed an 8-month-old boy, according to Chinese state media.<p>The boy's mother was changing his dirty diaper at Guiyang Qianling Wildlife Park, where monkeys roam free. The animal reportedly attacked the boy, tearing off his testicle and …

Police Detain Coconut In Maldives For Potentially Tampering With Presidential Election

Police in the Maldives have detained a young, husky and possibly cursed suspect for potentially rigging the vote in a critical election. So far, a police interrogation has revealed only one thing: The suspect is a hard nut to crack.<p>That's because the perp is a coconut.<p>Minivan News, a Maldives …