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A driver in Argentina learned a lesson the hard when when he parked where he was not supposed to park at a grocery store. When employees saw the car parked in an illegal spot, they pranked the driver completely
Washington (CNN) — A former top-ranking General Services Administration manager admitted to having sex on the roof of the agency's headquarters building and drinking alcohol in the office, according to
The man who created a fake presidential seal that President Donald Trump stood in front of at an event earlier this week is a former Republican who grew disillusioned with his party after the 2016 election.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A leading candidate to replace the White House press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, was disqualified after telling the truth repeatedly on his job application, the
A man in North Carolina last week apparently recognized former Gov. Pat McCrory, who was behind the wheel of his car, and smashed the politician’s vehicle with a large tree limb. The incident unfolded
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Offering an upbeat assessment of the headline-grabbing college-admissions scandal, Betsy DeVos said on Thursday that bribing colleges gave students “a really neat opportunity”
A man threatened to sue a magazine for using his picture to show a generic hipster. But it wasn't him.
Before threatening a lawsuit over the use of your image you should probably check to make sure the picture is actually of you — especially if you’re a hipster. MIT Technology Review recently covered a
The formal smartness of the US president and the first lady adds to the emotional numbness of the scene The absence of intimacy in the Trumps’ official Christmas portrait freezes the heart. Can it be hard
A Vermont man was so incensed by his town's zoning regulations that he erected a 700-pound statue giving officials the middle finger — and lit it with floodlights so they would always be reminded of his
This Brilliantly Simple Trick Destroys Telemarketers and Kills Their Business Model. (But It Makes Everyone Else Really
Seriously, you just have to listen. I guarantee you'll love this (unless you're a telemarketer). Do you hate telemarketers and robocalls? Well then, I'd like you to meet Lenny. He's about 80 years old,
JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI (The Borowitz Report)—Celebrating her election victory on Tuesday night, U.S. Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith said that, despite predictions that her state was ready to turn the page on shameful
Q: Without using numbers, how old are you? A: Thirty-one. 1. This pet peeve: 2. This tell-tale sign: 3. This super useful cooking trick: 4. This scientific fact: 5. This (unfortunately) true statement: