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“Practice makes perfect,” they say. It’s such a clichéd statement — most people probably roll their eyes when they hear it. Me too.<p>But guess what? …
PFFFFFFFFFT! UGH! THIS ISN’T VODKA!<p><i>OH GOD IT’S SO SALTY!</i><p>THIS IS BULLSHIT!
WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE
WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE. I GOT A FUCKING PILE OF LETTUCE. IT’S NOT EVEN KALE OR ANYTHING.<p>HOW HARD IS IT TO OFFER A PROPER VEGETARIAN OPTION? IT’S 2013 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. FIRST YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE FINGERED BY THE TSA AND THEN THIS.<p>THEY’D BETTER HAVE A DECENT BOOZE CART.
IF THEY DON’T PUT IN A STARBUCKS SOON I’M LITERALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
I’LL BE RIGHT BACK. I’M JUST GOING TO GO GRAB MY BIG BAG OF WALNUTS.<p>For what?<p>WELL, NOW THAT I FOUND SOMETHING TO CRACK THEM WITH I THOUGHT I MIGHT EAT THEM.
GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MESCALINE?<p><I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS><p>ARE YOU THIRSTY? I’VE MADE SOME NICE HERBAL TEA.<p><IT’S POISON><p>IS EVERYTHING OKAY?<p><THERE IS NOTHING AFTER DEATH>
<b>Cute Overload of the Day: Babies Wearing Watermelons as Overalls</b><p>To fight the persistently and ongoing heat wave that brought record-breaking high temperatures across the country, Internet users in China have kicked off what may be the cutest photo fad yet: babies wearing watermelons. The trend first popped up on the country’s Twitter equivalent Weibo in July after a couple in Wenzhou city dressed up their baby in overalls made out of watermelon rinds and posted a picture on the microblogging …