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Report: Most Americans Can’t Even Name Their State’s Shadow Lord

WASHINGTON—In a discouraging indicator of the nation’s diminishing civic awareness, a report released this week by Gallup revealed that the vast …

‘The Opposition’ Confronts ‘Crisis Actor’ Alex Jones

One of the Comedy Central show’s ‘citizen journalists’ turned the tables on Alex Jones—and it was incredible.<p>Jordan Klepper’s <i>The Opposition</i> owes a …

Mexico Agrees to Pay for Trump’s Psychiatric Care

MEXICO CITY (The Borowitz Report)—Hoping to resolve the seemingly intractable conflict over immigration, Mexico surprised the world on Thursday by agreeing to pay for Donald J. Trump’s psychiatric care.<p>Speaking to reporters, the Mexican President, Enrique Peña Nieto, said that he had authorized …

There's No Going Back From What Happened This Weekend. The Gun Debate Is Over.

The only question is how far and how fast change will come.<p>Our national debate about guns is over. It ended in a dark movie theater in Aurora, Colorado, and at an outdoor concert in Las Vegas. It ended in a first grade classroom in Connecticut and at a high school in Florida. It ended a thousand …

Flat-Earther blasts off into California sky in homemade steam-powered rocket

A self-taught rocket scientist has blasted himself high into the California sky using a steam-powered contraption he built in his garage, the first step in his long-term aim of proving the Earth is flat.<p>“Mad” Mike Hughes propelled himself 1,875 feet (571m) into the air above the vast Mojave desert …

Flat Earth Society

Drunk woman takes amazing photographs of kebab shop staff

Whether you go for a kebab, cheesy chips or chicken nuggets, there’s nothing like end-of-the-night-out food.<p>When it’s 3am and you’re drunk, most of …

German Lawyer Can’t Get Any Work Done Because Someone Keeps Ordering Pizza on His Behalf

Guido Grolle, a lawyer from Dortmund, Germany, was recently forced to file complaint with the local police, because someone keeps sending him pizzas …

Presidential Debate: The best karaoke memes

Sunday night’s second presidential debate spurred passionate reactions across the Twitterverse. Everyone from J.K. Rowling to Leslie Jones had …

Watch President Obama And Macklemore Discuss Opioid Addiction In America

The clip is from Prescription For Change: Ending America’s Opioid Crisis, airing tonight on MTV.<p>ADVERTISEMENT<p>On Tuesday night, MTV will air</i> …