April Fool!

By Richard Gaunt | A compendium of April tomfoolery on the Horsington Blog

Horsington tickled pink in national Parish competition

Residents of Horsington and South Cheriton stand to gain substantial benefits if the Parish, currently shortlisted for the L’Oreally Parish of the …

Mrs Badger Writes. . .

<i>Oh dear, we seem to have upset Mrs Badger.</i><p>Dear Mr Editor,<p>Yet again your careless journalism and lack of fact-checking has resulted in my name being …

and inhibitions –in summer nudie stunt

<b>Horsington is set to join the famous art movement of American photographer Spencer Tunick – by taking its clothes off for a public spectacular in</b> …

Don’t go near the water!

<b>Horsington Pond infested with killer fish – did the butler do it?</b><p>There’s something nasty beneath the calm pellucid waters of Horsington Pond. It …

Horsington to declare war on Milborne Port in Twinning row?

<b>An ugly spat has broken out between two Somerset villages over a controversial “Twinning” arrangement.</b><p>It was all the rage in the 1980’s to “twin” …

Revealed

<b>A large, secret, underground complex has been discovered beneath a wood near Horsington. Its purpose is not clear, but he Ministry of Defence’s</b> …

Bee Alert – it’s all change at the Grange!

<b>The Blog has learnt that The Grange is embarking on a new venture to compensate for the lack of income from its wedding and party business following</b> …

Vast oil discovery in Blackmore Vale

<b>Turn up the Aga! Oilmen find ££££millions under Horsington Marsh.</b><p><b>Oil, gas and thermal energy plant will transform the village</b><p>The blog has learned of …