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24 Jokes From “SpongeBob SquarePants” That Will Honestly Never Not Be Funny

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

A Texas Republican Brought This Chart To An Important Hearing And Everyone Is Very Confused

It is...something else.<p>Several hours into Attorney General Jeff Sessions' testimony on Capitol Hill on Tuesday, Rep. Louie Gohmert, a Texas Republican, had a staff member display a giant sign behind him, detailing alleged connections between the Obama Justice Department and Russian interests — as …

Stephen Colbert Nails What Donald Trump's Presidency Is Really All About

President Donald Trump has continued his attacks on NFL players who take a knee during the national anthem, claiming the issue “has nothing to do with race.”<p>CBS “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert begs to differ.<p>“Wrong,” Colbert said Monday night. “Kneeling during the national anthem has everything to …

Donald Trump

Lewis Black Obliterates Senate Republicans For 'Turd Sandwich' Health Care Bill

Lewis Black is known for being an angry comedian, but he reached a whole new level of fury while picking apart the Senate health care bill on Wednesday night’s broadcast of “The Daily Show.”<p>“Let’s face it: America sucks at health care,” Black said. “For starters, we’re the only country that decided …

Health Care

John Oliver found the one word Trump uses when he doesn’t understand a topic

A lot has happened since <i>Last Week Tonight</i> was last on the air, but John Oliver zeroed in on two particular Donald Trump moments that both, in their …

New York Times
Immigration

Video brilliantly explains why ‘The Simpsons’ isn’t funny anymore

Back in the day, I used to fancy myself something of a <i>Simpsons</i> snob. Sure, lots of people loved and continue to love the show, but I was downright …

The Simpsons

How to speed up your Wi-Fi

Optimize your internet connection.<p>No one likes slow Wi-Fi—it's right up there with creaking doors and leaking taps as one of the most frustrating household problems. To boost your upload and download speeds back up to where they should be, try making these tweaks to your router and other …

Three Thoughts On ‘Bosch’ Season Three (SPOILERS)

Amazon released season three of its cop drama <i>Bosch</i> on Friday. I really enjoyed the first half of the season, and got to watch the second half over the weekend, which means it’s time for a few <b>spoiler-filled</b> thoughts, coming up just as soon as the other team is too tall…<p><b>1. Everything wrapped up</b> …

TV

13 cultural references that made Friday the 13th unlucky

Through myths, books and films, Friday the 13th has become an unusual day - even for those who aren't superstitious. The makers of the same-named …

Horror

The Shameless finale serves the forest, but misses the trees

After Monica’s funeral, Fiona and Ian stand in the doorway to their living room, watching as the family parties as a memorial to a wife and mother …

TV

Hear 'Westworld' Soundtrack With Radiohead, Rolling Stones Covers

The Cure, Amy Winehouse, Nine Inch Nails' songs also reworked<p>The soundtrack for Season One of HBO's <i>Westworld</i> has been released. The 34-song …

These amazing colorized photographs bring World War I to life

Ferdinand's murder sent the Great Powers into a war that would last five years and cost the lives of 10 million troops.<p>Thought of as the "war to end all wars," World War I marked a number of firsts in military conflict, including the use of planes, tanks, and chemical weapons.<p>On June 28, 1919, the …

War

The $5 PoisonTap quickly, completely hijacks even a locked computer’s internet

After I learned of this clever exploit from Samy Kamkar, my poor 2012 MacBook Air looks more vulnerable than venerable: Asleep on the table, its USB ports exposed, it could be hijacked in seconds by a malicious Raspberry Pi Zero called PoisonTap. No need for passwords, zero-days or million-dollar …

Raspberry Pi

The 18 best TV shows right now, according to critics

This year, HBO leads the pack with 22 nominations. There's a tie for second place between ABC and Netflix, with each earning 14. And FX takes the third position with 12 nominations.<p>"In this golden age of peak TV, viewers have an embarrassment of riches to choose from every day and night," said Joey …

TV

‘Westworld’: 7 Crucial Takeaways From That Whopping Episode 7 Twist (Spoilers)

After "Trompe L'Oeil," we're deeper into HBO's "Westworld" than ever before, and we've got seven reasons why Episode 7's big twist really matters.<p>In …

Songwriter Leonard Cohen Has Died: Here Are The Best "Hallelujah" Covers

Less than a month after releasing <i>You Want It Darker</i>, Leonard Cohen has died at 82. Cohen was famous as a poet, songwriter, and singer, but his legacy …

Humans holds its own against the self-indulgent Westworld

Westworld comparisons continue<p>The spectre of HBO’s mega-budget heavy-hitter Westworld, airing here on Sky Atlantic and covering similar robots-gone-rogue ground, is hovering in the background of this second series of Humans. Fortunately, the flashier US production isn’t overshadowing its Channel 4 …

TV

Netflix's Secret Codes Unlock More Movies Than You Can Imagine

Access this hidden list of hyper-specific Netflix genres with our help.<p>How many movies do you think are currently available on Netflix? Well, you’re …

Entertainment

Facial recognition still can't beat a 22 cent pair of sunglasses

As the future veers toward artificial intelligence, robotics, and biometric security measures ripped straight from a Sci-Fi novel, you might be amused to know plastic sunglasses are the key to their undoing.<p>Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University developed a 3D-printed pair of sunglasses that …

Sudo lets you change your online identities as easily as flipping a switch

If you’re like me your inbox is a mess of hundreds of promotional emails from different sites across the web – many of which I’ve only actually shopped at once or twice. But once they have your email address it’s over – you can expect to receive a weekly (or daily!) email ad infinitum.<p>Companies …

Identity Theft

37 Books With Plot Twists That Will Blow Your Mind

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28 Underused Words You Really Need To Start Using

From absquatulate to vituperative, via Word Warriors.<p>For more underused words, visit the word warriors site.

Porn Stars Talk About the Weirdest Things They've Been Asked to Do for a Scene

We went to the SHAFTA porn awards last night and had a chat with a few of the UK's finest adult stars.<p>Last night was the SHAFTAs, the annual UK porn awards, where golden dicks are handed out to the industry's best and brightest. From MILF adventures to porn parodies like "Poldick" and …

Weird

Pokemon Go T&Cs strip users of legal rights

Players of Pokemon Go are not only giving up their right to act like sane human beings in public, as they walk around, zombie-esque, reaching into the phones held in front of their faces, they are also likely to be waiving legal rights if they don’t take a very close look at Niantic Labs’ Terms of …

Privacy

How GE used science to make a hot sauce so spicy, it's bottled in jet engine materials

GE is not typically a name you’d associate with food, but with its big data brisket party back at SXSW 2015 and now a new scientifically-developed hot sauce, the company might soon be more than just an appliance supplier for your household.<p>The company today launched 10^32 Kelvin, a sauce created in …

Intricate Illustrations of Star Wars Spacecraft Cutouts Reveal Their Inner Mechanics

Hans Jenssen has been working as a technical illustrator for decades, and it shows. With painstaking detail and accuracy, he creates cutaway paintings that expose the interior structures of complex vehicles and buildings, down to every last tiny piece of machinery.<p>Jenssen is best known for his <i>Star</i> …

Darth Vader

A woman from Ohio sued a sperm bank after giving birth to a mixed race baby

Jennifer Cramblett of rural Uniontown in northeastern Ohio filed the lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Chicago claiming fraud, misconduct and negligence on the part of Midwest Sperm Bank because of the sperm it used to inseminate her in December 2011, according to the complaint.<p>Cramblett gave birth …

Sperm

6 common battery myths you probably believe

We here at Android Authority get a lot of feedback about the devices running our favorite operating system. However, the most negative comments usually have to do with battery life. And it makes sense: there’s nothing more frustrating than having this magical powerhouse of microtechnology suddenly …

Batteries

41 movies you have to see this summer

Wedged between the must-see titles like "Captain America: Civil War," "X-Men: Apocalypse," and "Suicide Squad" are Seth Rogen's "Neighbors 2" and the new "Ghostbusters," plus titles for the kids, like "Finding Dory" and "The Secret Life of Pets."<p>Here we break down 41 (!) movies that should be on …

Film Industry