Patricia Lopez

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A sudden hail storm in Russia (Novosibirsk) 12.07.2014 | Внезапный ураган в Новосибирске 12.07.2014

‘Giraffe Woman’ Wants to Extend Her Neck by Encasing It in Copper Rings

28-year-old Sydney V. Smith’s goal in life is to become a ‘giraffe woman’. For the past three years, the Los Angeles resident has been trying to …

California Assemblyman is Trying to Put SeaWorld Out of Business

Something like this was bound to pop up in the wake of the acclaimed documentary <i>Blackfish</i>: a California state assemblyman named Richard Bloom has …

What We Still Don't Know About Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

With nearly 48 hours passed since Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 disappeared en route to Beijing, the Boeing 777 has yet to be discovered. As …

McDonald's Sued For $1.5M By Customer Who Wanted More Than 1 Napkin

In a $1.5 million civil lawsuit, a McDonald's customer says he suffered "undue mental anguish" after he was given just one napkin when he visited one of the burger chain's restaurants.<p>Webster Lucas, 59, claims he was eating on Jan. 29 at a Mickey D's in Pacoima, Calif., when his hands were left …

London Is Drowning in a Sea of Shit

People now getting trapped by sewage in South London, firefighters evacuating properties: pic.twitter.com/vE9qzaYr33<p>— Lewis Whyld (@LewisWhyld) …

10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Love and Sex

Regardless of your stance on Valentine's Day, there's no way to avoid being bombarded with romantic imagery. So you might as well take this as an …

Woman Cuts Off Tattoo of Cheating Boyfriend's Name, Mails it to Him

This is one way to get (very weird and painful) revenge: A woman who found out her boyfriend had cheated on her removed a tattoo of his name from her …

Another Danish Zoo Is Planning to Execute a Healthy Giraffe

In what is turning into an alarming game of Danish musical giraffe cages, another Danish zoo has announced that it may shoot and kill a second …

Meet the German Prince Skiing for Mexico in a Unique Mariachi-themed Suit at the Sochi Winter Olympics

Prince Hulbertus von Hohenlohe – his name might sound German, but he’s actually Mexican. But he’s also a German prince. Confused? Let’s start …

Ski Resort Has Been Using Contaminated Sewage Water to Make Artificial Snow

Arizona Snowbowl, a resort in Flagstaff, Arizona, has resorted to the worst kind of commercialism seen in modern times. Since 2002, they’ve been …

These Are the 10 Most Psychopathic Jobs in America

As an aspiring lawyer, I suspected it all along, but now my suspicions have been (unfortunately) confirmed: We're all crazy.<p>A ranking compiled by Oxford psychologist Kevin Dutton, author of <i>The Wisdom of Psychopaths: What Saints, Spies, and Serial Killers Can Teach Us About Success</i>, suggests that …

Wake-Up Vibe, The Alarm Clock Vibrator, Promises Morning Orgasms (VIDEO)

Forget coffee -- here's a way for women to get a real wake-up jolt.<p>It's a vibrator/alarm clock hybrid called the Wake-Up Vibe. Set the timer, put it in your panties and when the time comes, you... well... you get the idea.<p>While the alarm might wake you up, the orgasms from the advertised six levels …

America’s Most Exclusive Restaurant Has a 5-Year Waiting List

Damon Baehrel has what most chefs in the world would kill for – a restaurant with a five-year waiting list. The restaurant is aptly named after …

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Single Americans: Cheap Prudes

Are you single? Searching for love? Do not look in America, whatever you do, unless you like watching Netflix while eating fast food and not getting …

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WHY JAY LENO HATES JIMMY FALLON’s GUTS!!!

THERE’s bad blood between JAY LENO and his “Tonight Show” replacement Jimmy Fallon, sources say, and Leno is not only furious at being “dissed” by …

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