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Fantasy Football 2018: Quarterback Tiers

Rankings are the backbone of fantasy football draft prep season, but there are more to rankings than meets the eye. Every position has multiple …

How an Ex-Cop Rigged McDonald’s Monopoly Game and Stole Millions

Jerome Jacobson and his network of mobsters, psychics, strip club owners, and drug traffickers won almost every prize for 12 years, until the FBI …

Crime

23 Jokes Only "Parks And Rec" Fans Will Appreciate

"The wooooooo-oooorst."

Adam Scott

Your coworker with the annoying sit-stand desk may be onto something

A yearlong study finds that most employees would probably benefit from having the option to stand at work.<p>To sit or stand? It’s the great debate of modern office drones. A new, yearlong study about the ergonomics of work suggests you might want to do both. In the study, people report feeling …

Ergonomics

Free and Beautifully-Designed Resume Templates

You're reading Free and Beautifully-Designed Resume Templates, originally posted on Designmodo. If you've enjoyed this post, be sure to follow on …

Artist turns iconic LeBron-Wade photo into a stunningly realistic tattoo

New Zealand-based tattoo artist Steve Butcher has long turned photos of athletes into jaw-dropping tattoo portraits. Last year, he took on this portrait of Russell Westbrook.<p>But he may have pulled off his best sports tattoo yet.<p>On Thursday, Butcher revealed the finished product of his LeBron …

Russell Westbrook

Samantha Bee’s apology for calling Ivanka Trump the c-word is perfect

Sorry seems to be the hardest word, especially when you’re in the public eye. After all, if you take just 2017—the year of sociopathic baby men and pathetic excuses—it’s no wonder apologies are so hard to get right.<p>Except that’s what comedian Samantha Bee did on her TBS show <i>Full Frontal</i> last night …

Samantha Bee

An Inexplicable Call Stains a Legendary NBA Finals Thriller

Complaining about officiating is so fundamental to the NBA playoff experience that it's usually easy to ignore. Referees make bad calls because …

21 "Bad" Disney Movie Descriptions That Will Ruin Your Childhood

"Young woman finally gets some rest. Along comes a man to ruin it."

Plastic pollution: Images of a global problem

<b>In its June issue, National Geographic magazine has published a selection of startling photos highlighting the vast amounts of discarded plastic choking the world's oceans, shorelines and rivers.</b><p>Wildlife, particularly marine animals, are at risk when they become entangled in plastic waste, or …

Pollution

Six Mental Secrets to Push Harder During Grueling Workouts

When a run gets tough and you just want to quit, here's what to do.<p>A good runner is not made of strong legs alone. The best of the best in this sport also have strong minds—and that’s because running is as much a mental challenge as it is physical. “Running is constant negotiation with yourself,” …

Quinn Cook’s Rise To The NBA Is Chronicled In A New Mini-Documentary

Quinn Cook has made the most of his chance with the Golden State Warriors this season. Signed to a two-way contract in October, Cook split time in Santa Cruz with the G-League Warriors and the Dubs in Oakland.-old played in 33 games for the Warriors, averaging 9.5 points per game and starting in 17 …

Golden State Warriors

Daughter Freezes Up During Talent Show, Mom Rescues Her In The Sweetest Way

Viral video of a mom helping her daughter finish a talent show performance has us all in tears<p>Every now and then, a viral video comes through our …

Parenting

The 10 Most-Saved Vegetarian Recipes of March 2018

There was no shortage of well-loved meatless meals this past March. Your favorites were a mix of hearty salads and crowd-friendly casseroles, with a …

Mums doing carpool karaoke with their kids with Down Syndrome is the cutest thing ever

<b>Prepare for the cutest thing ever.</b><p>These little stars are just melting hearts everywhere after they featured in a carpool karaoke video to the song A …

Oh, God, LeBron Just Murdered Jusuf Nurkic

There shouldn’t be any good argument to be made for watching the NBA instead of March Madness on the first Thursday of the tournament, but here’s …

USA issues travel warning for Mexican resort town

The U.S. Embassy in Mexico City is prohibiting U.S. government employees from traveling to popular resort town Playa del Carmen.<p>The U.S. Consular Agency in Playa del Carmen in the state Quintana Roo will be closed “until further notice,” the embassy said in its alert.<p>The embassy said it had …

Mexico

The Red Pill's 'How to Get Laid Like a Warlord' Advice, Analyzed

One for the men, for International Women's Day.<p><i>This article originally appeared on</i> <i>VICE UK</i>.<p>Different people take different approaches to sex and relationships. Some go out, get drunk, and "graft," and others are serial monogamists who bounce from long-term relationship to long-term relationship. …

13 Brutally Honest Jokes About the Current Gun Situation In America

Alfonso Calderon, a Florida school shooting survivor: "Trust me, I understand. I was in a closet locked, for four hours...I understand what it's like …

Fox News host asks parents how they’d feel if their kids ‘lectured’ a senator—and got completely owned

Fox News radio host and commentator Todd Starnes decided to ask an open question to parents while watching CNN’s town hall with survivors of the …

Karl Malone Pranked Anthony Davis By Dressing Up Like A Janitor And Ruining A Photoshoot

Being the subject of a photoshoot is quite the honor, but it can be kind of annoying. You’re spending a few hours getting instructed on basically everything you have to do, which is fine at first. However, if that’s happening over the course of a few hours, that can be a bit tiresome, even if the …

Why Thomas Friedman issued a 'code red' warning to America

Thomas Friedman doesn't scare easily.<p>The New York Times op-ed columnist is best known for his sober columns about foreign policy and technology.<p>That's why his Monday column stood out. "Our democracy is in serious danger," he wrote in the opening line. "President Trump is either totally compromised …

Donald Trump

The Key to Weight Loss Is Diet Quality, Not Quantity, a New Study Finds

Anyone who has ever been on a diet knows that the standard prescription for weight loss is to reduce the amount of calories you consume.<p>But a new study, published Tuesday in JAMA, may turn that advice on its head. It found that people who cut back on added sugar, refined grains and highly processed …

Nutrition

People are mesmerised by this snake's elegant movement along a fence

Snakes move in mysterious ways, but perhaps not always as mesmerisingly as this.<p>A video posted on the Facebook page of Bangor Vineyard Shed in …

‘SNL’ Finally Put One Of Will Ferrell’s Funniest Sketches Online

One of Bob Dylan’s greatest songs, “Blind Willie McTell,” was recorded in 1983 during the sessions for <i>Infidels</i>, but it wasn’t released until eight years later as part of <i>The Bootleg Series</i>. “Most likely it was a demo, probably showing the musicians how it should go,” Dylan once explained when asked …

Comedy

This Meme Broke Our Office

If you pick the hunter, you're a Trump supporter.<p><i>This article originally appeared on VICE Canada</i>.<p>The VICE Canada Slack channel can, at times, be an unruly place. We fight, we make fun of one another, we sometimes talk about story ideas, but usually, it’s not the most productive place.<p>This lack of …

Sarah Silverman’s response to a sexist tweet is a much-needed ray of hope

American comedian Sarah Silverman is unapologetically blunt in her fight against misogyny. But Silverman has also made a point of exploring the depths of her own empathy.<p>“I just keep asking myself, can you love someone who did bad things?” she said, after her dear friend and fellow comedian, Louis …

Genius dog takes herself sledding in delightful snow video

Sometimes we don’t deserve dogs. They’re so great.<p>While sledding is one of many fun activities for people to enjoy during a snow storm, it’s not too often that we see a dog get in on that action with no assistance.<p>Well, the 3-year-old Australian Shepherd named Secret isn’t a typical dog. She can go …

Snowstorms

Donald Trump Didn’t Want to Win – and Neither Did His Campaign

On the afternoon of November 8, 2016, Kellyanne Conway settled into her glass office at Trump Tower. Right up until the last weeks of the race, the …

9 Years Ago Mom Told Son To “Sober Up” And Make His Own Christmas Cards, Son Doesn’t Disappoint Every Year

When comedian John Cessna was away for school during the 2008 holiday season, his mom called to inform him that John would be missing their family’s …