Caramelized-Scallion Sauce Will Never Go Viral (But It Should) (Published 2018)

I went viral once. With each tweet, share and like, my brainchild rocketed further and further across the internet. It was giddy-making. I sat up a little taller in my office cubicle. I felt electric, and I found myself wondering — no fantasizing — “What if I ... become ... an influencer?” Of …