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Pictures of the day: 13 April 2013 - Telegraph

Where To Hide From Zombies: 5 State Parks Perfect For Riding Out The Apocalypse (PHOTOS)

If and when the zombie apocalypse happens, a hipster hot spot like Brooklyn or San Francisco is the worst place to be.<p>No, you want wide open spaces where you can spot the brain-eating zombie hordes from a distance and take action towards self-preservation.<p>It turns out there are at least five state …

Babies 'Cursing' Are F*cking Funny, Dammit (VIDEO)

According to a new book about the history of swearing, babies often learn to curse before they have mastered the entire alphabet. Most children know one swear by age 2, but bad language development "really 'kicks off' around the ages of 3 or 4," TIME reports.<p>Well sh*t, that can't be good.<p>As …

Miami police ticket jogger running backward in street

A jogger ticketed by Miami police for obstructing traffic while he was running backward in the street says he usually gets a more positive reaction …

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Man Apparently Uses Toddler To Steal Package Off Seattle Couple's Doorstep (VIDEO)

Is this little girl a mini Artful Dodger, or is this video, in which a man uses a toddler to steal a package, just the latest example of questionable parenting?<p>In the private security footage, posted on YouTube Thursday, a toddler is seen taking a box from the doorstep of a Washington home on April …

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More on Aol.com<p>Getty ImagesImpactDeath count for Florence rises amid flooding threat<p>GettyImpactFlorence tears buildings apart in Carolinas<p>GettyImpactMore than 480,000 without power in NC<p>GettyImpactHurricane Florence to trigger natural disaster<p>ReutersForecastsFlorence to cause 'catastrophic' …

Ferrets Sold As Toy Poodles: Argentina Pet Dealers Reportedly Selling Weasels On Steroids (PHOTO)

Apparently Argentinian bazaar salesmen are passing off ferrets on steroids as toy poodles -- and people believe them.<p>A local news report out of Buenos Aires caught the attention of the Daily Mail and other sites this week, after a man took the "toy poodles" he bought at the La Salada market to a …

Need Something Heartwarming to Read? This Four-Year-Old Star Wars Fan And His (Imperial) Walker Might Do the Trick.

The four-year-old son of mother/blogger/<i>Star Wars</i> fan <b>Stephanie Kaloi</b> is recovering from surgery to both his legs. He associates the walker he has to …

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Great music is 'as good as sex'

Listening to great music is as good as sex, according to new research.<p>It sparks the same part of the brain triggered by a delicious meal or a night of passion.<p>Scans found areas in the brain's 'pleasure' centre became active when people heard a song for the first time.<p>And the more the listener …

Orthodox Jew Flies In Plane Covered In Huge Plastic Bag, Possibly To Avoid Cemetery Flyover (PHOTO)

A picture of an Orthodox Jew encased in a giant plastic bag is causing some debate on the Internet this week, as commenters attempt to explain the man's unusual traveling garb.<p>Redditor "FinalSay" posted the picture of the man early Thursday morning to the r/atheism subreddit, with the caption, "An …

'Landfill Harmonic': Kickstarter Project Wants To Bring Recycled Orchestra To Theaters (VIDEO)

In a Paraguayan slum built atop a landfill, a group of innovative young classical musicians play instruments made of materials rescued from trash heaps. "A violin is worth more than a house here," says Favio Chavez, the director and founder of the Recycled Orchestra, in the video above.<p>The …

Richard Lane Finds Wallet After 35 Years

When Richard Lane lost his wallet in 1978, he never expected that he'd find 35 years later -- in a wall.<p>Lane, 58, lost the brown leather wallet while playing squash in a northern England town.<p>He suspected the wallet was stolen and with it, his money, driver's license, union card and a payment plan …

Fisherman competes with shark for tuna

(UPI) A home remodeling company in Wisconsin set a Guinness World Record by putting 1,651 painted windows on display at the same time.<p>Tundraland Home …

iPad found wedged in car bumper, intact and working

A Georgia woman who drove over an hour with an Apple iPad stuck in her car's front bumper said the tablet computer was intact and functioning when …

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Would You Have Sex With A Robot? Don’t Worry, You’re Not The Only One.

It’s one thing to have sex with a robot unknowingly, ala <i>Battlestar Galactica</i>, but would you get down with an electronic partner willingly? According …

Pickpocket caught stealing woman’s mobile phone using chopsticks

<b>The Artful Dodger has nothing on this cunning pickpocket who was caught stealing a woman’s mobile phone using a pair of chopsticks.</b><p>Wang Hongbo, 32, …