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This Lion That Appears To Be Laughing His Ass Off Is Disturbingly Hilarious

So hil-RAWR-ious!

The wild is a fierce ass place, no lie! But it’s not always that way. Sometimes to assert your dominance you just gotta laugh your ass off, like this lion.

~Clearly a lip dub~ but still f*ckin’ hilarious.

Peep the best part around :11.

In case you were wondering what was actually …

Laughter

16 Cats Who Are The Queens Of Spring

Don’t ever come between a cat and her blooms.

“This flower bloomed because I told it to.”

“Look how well these flowers frame my essence!”

“This is my happy place.”

“Sometimes hiding a little bit is what best accentuates my features.”

“These guys totally pass my smell inspection!”

“Who cares if I get dirt …

Flowers

13 Water Safety Tips Every Parent Should Know

Make your kids as safe as possible this summer.

Ahead of May’s National Water Safety Month, The U.S. Swim School Association has released a list of water safety tips every parent should know:

Enroll your kids in swim lessons.

Start your baby in classes at 6 months of age and continue them …

Kids

Look At These Maps, Then Prepare For Decades Of Droughts And Floods

As parched California battles an epic drought, and the Northeast U.S. braces for the spring flooding season, the long-term outlook is even worse. Welcome to the new normal of climate change.

Prepare for a much drier future — or a much wetter one. Climate change is likely to bring significantly …

Maps

Federal Judge Keeps Alabama Class-Action Marriage Case Alive

Judge Callie Granade denied a request from Alabama officials to dismiss a case in which advocates are seeking to take marriage equality statewide.

WASHINGTON — The ongoing feud between Alabama and federal courts over the state’s ban on same-sex couples’ marriages continued Friday, as a federal judge …

Marriage

Family Of Mexican Teen Shot From Across The Border Can’t Sue In U.S.

A U.S. Border Patrol agent who fired across the border and killed a teenager on Mexican soil can’t be sued in the U.S., an appeals court ruled Friday.

A U.S. Border Patrol agent who fired from U.S. soil into Mexico and killed a teenager can’t be sued in U.S. courts, a federal appeals court ruled …

Mexico

Pakistani Human Rights Activist Sabeen Mahmud Killed By Gunmen

The well-known human rights advocate was shot in her car after participating in an event bringing attention to missing activists in Pakistan’s largest province. She was pronounced dead after being rushed to a hospital.

Shortly after hosting a talk on missing activists, Sabeen Mahmud, a well-known …

Pakistan

Starbucks Gives Away Free Drinks Nationwide After Its Computers Go Down

Customers at some stores received free drinks while the coffee giant’s computers were down Friday. The problem was resolved early Saturday morning, after about five hours.

Starbucks gave away free drinks to customers Friday after the company’s computer system suffered an international outage.

In a …

Starbucks

Days Before Marriage Arguments, Dozens Wait For A Seat In The Supreme Court

The hottest ticket in town is not the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. By noon Saturday, nearly four dozen people were waiting in line outside the Supreme Court for Tuesday’s arguments over states’ same-sex marriage bans.

Frank Colasonti Jr., left, and James Barclay Ryder were one of about 300 …

Marriage

The Best Way to Shuffle and Randomize a Deck of Playing Cards

The whole point of shuffling a deck of cards is to randomize the order of them as best you can. For the best results, you need to give the deck at …

Playing Cards

Blue Monday! Because it’s Monday, and Mondays can be kind of blue. 1.5 oz vodka 1/2 oz Cointreau 1/4 oz Blue Curaçao http://t.co/5Y9nPhS3uW

Global warming more moderate than worst-case models, empirical data suggest

Apr. 21, 2015 — A study based on 1,000 years of temperature records suggests global warming is not progressing as fast as it would under the most …

Global Warming

21 best guns for home protection

21 great guns for home defense.

GLOCK 17- A polymer-framed, short recoil operated, locked breech semi-automatic pistols designed and produced by Glock …

Guns

Great white shark attacks surfer off southern Australia, swims off with leg

A surfer was in critical condition after a shark attacked him Saturday in southern Australia, police said.

Great White Shark

SINDEY POWELL: Eric Holder, corrupter of justice

The first attorney general to be held in contempt of Congress has demonstrated shocking contempt for the law, and the ability to abuse and corrupt it …

Eric Holder

‘American Sniper’ events derailed by Muslim student complaints at University of Maryland

The University of Maryland joins the University of Michigan in the ranks of educational institutions with an “American Sniper” controversy.

College & University

TIM CONSTANTINE: Obama’s odd love affair with Iran

At the beginning of April, Barack Obama took what many termed as a “victory lap” celebrating the framework of an agreement with Iran.

Middle East

Obama celebrates Earth Day by burning 9,180 gallons of fuel on Air Force One

President Obama is celebrating Earth Day by flying in his jumbo jet down to Florida so he can tour the Everglades.

Earth Day

10 Best Sniper Rifles

Sniper rifles are in use by military and law enforcement groups around the globe. The high powered precision rifles are designed to destroy targets …

Top 10 U.S. fighter jets

See the best U.S. fighter aircrafts.

10. F-4 PHANTOM The McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II[N 1] is a tandem two-seat, twin-engine, all-weather, …

Top 10

The Quest for Purity

31 January, 2015

~ Paul E. Richardson

If you believe the hype on premium vodka, more distillations is better. For years and years, double-distilled was …

Drinking

ISU professor develops 'world's purest' vodka

A new vodka developed by an ISU professor guarantees to leave consumers with less of a hangover the next morning compared to any other brand.

Drinking

IngeniOz VodkaCOCKTAILS

3 OZ INGENIOZ VODKA

1 OZ LIMONCELLO

1 TSP SIMPLE SYRUP

SHAKE FIRMLY UNTIL FROTHY. POUR IN A MARTINI GLASS.

GARNISH WITH A SUGAR RIM LEMON TWIST AND A …

Vodka

IngeniOz VodkaOUR SCIENCE

Sitting disease is killing us – and exercise doesn't help

As new research reveals the health risks of a sedentary office day, we visit an Italian company that’s doing things a little differently

Are you sitting comfortably? You won’t be for long. Scientists have an unsettling update about an activity that 50-70 per cent of us spend around six hours a day …

Exercise

Avengers: Age of Ultron: 7 burning questions

Just watched Avengers: Age of Ultron? We've rounded up some of the film's big talking points CONTAINS SPOILERS

The following article contains detailed plot spoilers for Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron. If you haven't yet seen the film, and don't want to know what happens in it, then please don't

Film

Poldark, nipples, nudity and not eating: Heida Reed gets honest

Poldark star Heida Reed is currently acting in a play about slut-shaming and revenge porm. She talks to Radhika Sanghani about topless Aidan Turner, freeing the nipple and her own body insecurities

Over the past few weeks, Heida Reed has been called a ‘bitch’, ‘awful’ and a ‘heart-breaker’. The …

Scarlet

A professor's quest for the purest vodka

DES MOINES, Iowa — Liquor was always more than a drink for Ames resident J. Hans van Leeuwen.

It was a science experiment, and, to him, the distillation process longed for further perfection.

As a boy, Leeuwen, a Dutch-native raised in South Africa, was fascinated by his parents' advocaat, a drink …

Drinking

LeBron James Attempts Improbable One-Handed Full-Court Shot

It was the end of basketball practice Saturday for the Cleveland Cavaliers — and superstar LeBron James wasn’t about to miss out on some fun.

Standing at the corner of one end of the court at TD Garden in Boston, a shirtless James reared back with one hand and let rip a long rainbow shot toward the …

Lebron James

Top scientists start to examine fiddled global warming figures

The Global Warming Policy Foundation has enlisted an international team of five distinguished scientists to carry out a full inquiry

Last month, we are told, the world enjoyed “its hottest March since records began in 1880”. This year, according to “US government scientists”, already bids to outrank …

Global Warming