Ken Bray

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Meanwhile, In Florida: Man Punches Girlfriend’s Pet Bunny After Women’s Rights Argument (DETAILS)

We can always count on the State of Florida to produce some of the most <b>bizarre current events</b>.<p>Police say a man from Boynton Beach, Florida assaulted …

Stockton Man Says He Was 'Zombie' After Swimming In Stanislaus County Reservoir

STANISLAUS COUNTY (CBS13) — A Stockton man claims he got severely ill and nearly died after swimming in a popular lake, losing 28 pounds in just one …

Advancements in Regenerative Medicine Have Made Artificial Vaginas A Possibility

A recent New York Magazine infographic brought to light the impressive evolution of prosthetics, which as of April includes vaginas.<p>The piece documents advancements in regenerative medicine over the years. During an interview Wednesday, the author Matthew Giles explained to HuffPost Live's Ricky …

So This Happened: Woman Breaks Both Of Her Legs During Threesome In Car

No – just no.<p>Last week, a woman from China had to be rushed to the hospital after she broke both of her legs during a threesome in a car.<p>According to</b> …

Ohio's Serial Raft Fucker Strikes Again

Edwin Tobergta was arrested on charges of public indecency recently near Cincinnati after folks spotted him near the side of the road having sex with …

Murderous Squirrel Attacks Man Taking Selfie

A man found himself on the wrong end of a camera-shy squirrel this week.<p>A Redditor named Supplenupple was enjoying a pleasant hike in one of …

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Marcus Wellons' Death Penalty Upheld After Chocolate Penis Appeal

Marcus Wellons, now 57, was convicted of the 1989 rape and strangling murder of 15-year-old India Roberts and sentenced to death in 1993.<p>In 2010, …

Sleeping Florida man arrested in drive-thru, offers cops taco as I.D. from inside burning car

A 30-year-old man was arrested October 1 in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach Taco Bell.<p>Deputies arrived to find him either passed out or sleeping — …

Man stabbed with squirrel after returning home without beer on Christmas Eve

A row reportedly broke out over some beer [GETTY]<p>Helen Williams, 44, flew into a rage after the man had gone to the shop to buy alcohol but found it …

Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife had a fight about aliens and then pulled a gun from her vagina

Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife Jennifer squatted in the cracked terracotta terrain of New Mexico and dug her heels into the carpet and holstered the Smith …

Cops: Man killed stepfather with "atomic wedgie"

OKLAHOMA CITY -- A 33-year-old Oklahoma man has been charged with killing his stepfather by giving him an "atomic wedgie" that caused the victim to …

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Maine man charged with driving drunk on lawn mower to store to buy beer

A Maine man faces drunken driving charges after allegedly using his riding lawn mower to make a beer run.<p>Police say convenience store employees turned away 51-year-old Tony Caulder when he came to the store earlier this month because they thought he was drunk.<p>Officials tell WMTW-TV that …

Eel Removed From Man After Getting Stuck, Chewing Through Colon (GRAPHIC PHOTOS)

Do not try this at home. Do not try this anywhere. Just do not try it.<p>A man in China's southeastern Guangdong province admitted himself to a local hospital after he reportedly got a live eel stuck inside him. According to British tabloid The Sun, the man inserted the 20-inch-long Asian swamp eel …

Shocking X-ray: Doctors remove fork from penis of 70-year-old Australian man

Doctors in Canberra have removed a 10-centimetre fork from the penis of a 70-year-old man who inserted it into his uretha in an attempt to achieve …

Ken Bray on Twitter: "I want two flying squirrels so I can dye one red and one white, put one on each shoulder and let them make moral choices for me. #nowimdone"

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Ken Bray on Twitter: "If I had a flying squirrel, I'd paint its nose red, glue a Santa doll to it and call it Rudolph. #goodreasonswhyishouldnthaveaflyingsquirrel"

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Ken Bray on Twitter: "Since I don't have a flying squirrel, maybe I'll just build one out of road kill for Halloween. #goodreasonswhyishouldnthaveaflyingsquirrel"

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Ken Bray on Twitter: "If I had a flying squirrel, I'd dip it in Pine Sol then hang it in my car like an air freshener. #goodreasonswhyishouldnthaveaflyingsquirrel"

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Ken Bray on Twitter: "If I had a flying squirrel, I would starch his tail, sharpen his teeth then open cans with him. #goodreasonswhyishouldnthaveaflyingsquirrel"

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Ken Bray on Twitter: "If I had a flying squirrel, I'd sharpen his tail, hold him underwater and say he was a stingray. #goodreasonswhyishouldnthaveaflyingsquirrel"

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Parent Charges 'Bullying' After 91-0 Rout in High School Football Game

Some losses in sports are tough to swallow. But after a 91-0 blowout in a Texas high school football game last week, one parent formally complained …

Ken Bray on Twitter: "If I had a pet flying squirrel, I would curl his fur and wear him on my bald spot like a toupee. #goodreasonswhyishouldnthaveaflyingsquirrel"

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Man in dinosaur onesie on moving car

A WOMAN has been charged after police allegedly caught her driving while a man lay on her car bonnet dressed in a dinosaur onesie.<p>Broome police were …

Ken Bray on Twitter: "If I had a flying squirrel, I'd sharpen his nails and throw him at my enemies like a ninja star. #goodreasonswhyishouldnthaveaflyingsquirrel"

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Ken Bray on Twitter: "If I had a flying squirrel, I'd never let it watch Browns games because even I'm not THAT cruel. #goodreasonswhyishouldnthaveaflyingsquirrel"

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Ken Bray on Twitter: "If I had a flying squirrel, I'd give him a little parachute just in case he got tired in mid air #goodreasonswhyishouldnthaveaflyingsquirrel"

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