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The Easiest Thanksgiving That Anyone Can Make

Even total beginners. Here are photo instructions for every step, the grocery list, the equipment list — everything. You can do this!<p>Or maybe you have, but it was a total disaster. NOT TO WORRY: If you find yourself in charge of Thanksgiving dinner but really have no idea what you're doing, here …

19 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Super Mario Bros.

Almost 30 years later, and we still have so much to learn about him.

This 1971 Issue Of Teen Magazine Is So Disturbing

For all you "Fat Fannies" and "Hefty Hildas" out there.<p>Over at archive.org, someone has scanned and uploaded the entire March 1971 issue of <i>Teen</i> magazine.<p>It is very, very weird and here is why:

21 Excellent Pieces Of Pokémon Merch You Can Buy On Etsy

Surrender now or prepare to fight [your own impending poverty].

23 Ways "Charmed" Was The Most Witchin' Show Ever

YAAAS reboot.

Daughter wanted a Mario Bros themed room... so that's what she got.

20 Applause-Worthy Vines Of People Messing With Walmart

<b>People love hating Walmart.</b> They apparently love twerking in it too.<p>These are the best Vines involving hilarious – and often inappropriate – behavior in the mega-store.<p>But before trying any of these yourself, we encourage you to remember that it's not the Walmart executives or the Walton Family who …

Things I Learned in College But Not in Class

1. Go easy on the ranch dressing, unless you want to buy all new pants to accommodate your ranch ass.<p>2. In less than 10 years, that friend who accidentally brushes her teeth with a tampon after a night out is a mom. An awesome one.<p>3. If your boyfriend is a cheater in high school, what the hell do …

35 Random Corners Of The Internet You Should Visit When You Need A Break

Bookmark this for when you're having a bad day or when you just need a distraction and want to play. There's something so soothing about these single-serving sites.<p>Major h/t to this post by Tumblr user Writing Weasels and the website The Useless Web for providing me with endless hours of amusement.

Viral Video of the Day: A Rhythmic Gymnast’s Show-Stopping Ceremonial First Pitch

South Korea’s rhythmic gymnast Shin Soo-Ji makes the crowd go wild with her one-leg rotating ball pitch during the opening ceremony of a recent baseball game in Seoul.

US Air Force My Little Pony Patch Is Apparently Real

Do airmen at Vance AFB in Oklahoma actually wear this patch? According to Equestria Daily commenter charelz, yes:<p>I couldn't take pictures because it …

Brazilian Rapper MC Daleste Shot Dead While Performing

MC Daleste, a popular 20 year-old Brazilian funk artist/rapper whose real name was Daniel Pellegrine, was shot and killed during a live show over the weekend in the Brazilian city of Campinas. A fan who attended the show caught the whole thing on video.<p>Things have been plum crazy in Brazil of late. …

You May Want To Think Twice Before You Eat At Golden Corral Anytime Soon

If you grew up in the South, there’s a good chance you’ve eaten a buffet meal or two at Golden Corral. Grandparents love it, especially on Sundays after church. I’ve had my share of greasy grub there, that’s for sure, the highlight of which has always been the fresh-baked cookies. Maybe I’ll stick …

‘Cosby Show’ Opening Credits + ‘Blurred Lines’ = Pure Gold

This is one of those things that — the second you see it — will make you slap your forehead because it’s so obvious. I mean, OF COURSE a mash-up of the <i>Cosby Show</i> opening credits and Robin Thicke’s video for “Blurred Lines” would be perfect. How did it even take us THIS long to figure that out? We …

DAD, IS EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES OUR KINGDOM?

DAD, IS EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES OUR KINGDOM?<p>WHAT ARE YOU, AN IDIOT? THE LIGHT IS THE SUN, BOBBY. IT TOUCHES A LOT OF SHIT. I MAKE TWENTY GRAND A YEAR. OUR ‘KINGDOM’ IS 600 SQUARE FEET WITH A BROKEN AIR CONDITIONER AND YOUR MOM RULES IT, NOT ME OR YOU.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Were Highly Skilled Music Artists

Did you know that in 1990, the turts went on tour and had a 10-track album?<p>Note the complex emotional range of the lyrics:<p>Loving that snappy "Pizza Power" chorus:

In The Tall Grass

Best radio commercial

22 Cringeworthy Ways To Tell The World You're Pregnant

The miracle of life might be beautiful, but it's also really weird and gross and embarrassing. NSFWish language ahead.

19 Things That Will NOT End Well

*bites fingernails*

Adam Wilson, writer | What Are You Playing This Weekend?

<i>In What Are You Playing This Weekend? we discuss gaming and such with prominent figures in the pop-culture arena. We always start with the same</i> …

43 Things That Will Make You Feel Old

Life is so cruel.

Introducing Crush TV, A Hip New TV Network Geared Toward Millennials

Perhaps you’ve heard that <i>Esquire</i> magazine is launching a television network, because, in the words of an executive at the network, “much of today’s programming targets men in a one-dimensional way” with nothing but shows about “tattoos or pawn shops or storage lockers or axes or hillbillies.” Well …

The Weirdest Food Combinations That Are Actually Good

Step aside, PB&J. We've got some much weirder -- but equally awesome -- food combinations to talk about.<p>The lesson, as always: Sriracha is magic.

The Decline And Fall Of Unrealistic Sports | Feature

Every year, a new <i>Madden</i> football game comes out, and every year it claims to be more “realistic” than the last. The most recent iteration requires …