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Monologue: I’m an Electric Rental Scooter, and I Didn’t Ask for This Bullshit Either

Monologue: I’m an Electric Rental Scooter, and I Didn’t Ask for This Bullshit Either

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Do you really think, when I accepted that first $1 activation payment, I knew I would be used as an instrument of chaos? That I believe collecting …

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