Christopher Morgan

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What I Learned Masturbating With Japanese Sex Toys

The noise mimicried a duck call and my dog now alternated between being mesmerized and leaping up and trying to snatch the toys out of our hands.<p>Read more on BroBible.com

16 Signs You're A Little (Or A Lot) Type A

"She's just really... Type A."<p>We use it in conversation all the time, generally followed by a knowing chuckle or nod of the head. "Type A" has become a pop psychology buzzword and catch-all descriptor for the more driven, anxiety-prone go-getters among us. We all have some sense of what it …

This Photo Is Everything That Is Wrong With Our Health Care System All Rolled Into One

"I never truly understood how much healthcare in the US costs until I got appendicitis in October," wrote Reddit user zcypher, identifying himself as "a 20 year old guy."<p>Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/redditors-appendectomy-cost-5502931-2013-12#ixzz2ozkvEOLz<p>Read more on Business Insider

Amazon Reviewer: 'Because Of This Knife, I Will Never Die'

Looks like you might be a little tired after buying this item off Amazon, at least according to one reviewer.<p>Grayslake, Ill., resident Jeffrey Kruse's Amazon review of the Para Cord Wrapped Hunting Knife from Szco Supplies was titled "Because of this knife, I will never die."<p>"I immediately knew …

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A Dude Trying To Ban Abortions Is Asked A Question He Never Considered. It's So Obvious It Hurts.

This is reality. This is what people trying to restrict a woman's right to choose actually think and say.<p>Read more on Upworthy

Victoria James Poses For Hustler After 'Bikini Teacher' Said She Wouldn't (PHOTOS)

It was May. The weather was warm, the days were long and Olivia Sprauer was <i>not</i> going to pose for <i>Hustler</i> magazine.<p>The former freshman English teacher at Florida's Martin County High School had just been forced to resign from her job after racy photos of her came to the attention of the school's …

21 People Who Should Have Googled It

When you have a question you want answered online, you have two options. You can search for the answer, or create a totally unwarranted social media post to let everyone know you have a question -- no matter how silly or embarrassing it is.<p>These people chose the latter.

Lawmakers take aim at sexual assault in military

A Senate measure proposes removing those cases from the chain of command.<p>WASHINGTON — A measure to protect troops who say they've been sexually assaulted from prying questions gained momentum Wednesday when bipartisan co-sponsors in the House introduced a bill to overhaul preliminary hearings in …

Stop thanking the troops for me

Why is pro sports constantly jamming military fervor down our throats? Their claims are wrong in more ways than one<p>The millions of Americans who regularly watch nationally televised NBA games are, by now, familiar with the "NBA Cares" commercials that run quite frequently during the season. The …

Original 'Star Wars' Blooper Reel Is One In A Million

These are the "Star Wars" flubs fans have been looking for since July. Reddit user forceduse posted this original "Star Wars" blooper reel, which author J.W. Rinzler, who has written books on the making of "Star Wars," "The Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi," first screened at this …

Infant Burned In Car Seat Left By Caretaker On The Stove: Police

An infant in Colorado is recovering from burns after being left strapped into a car seat that was left on top of a stove.<p>A report by 9News says that the child -- a less than 1-year-old girl -- was in the care of a babysitter, not her parents.<p>Denver Police posted on their Facebook account Friday …

A Survival Guide To The Debt Ceiling Default Apocalypse

America may be on the verge of a catastrophic default on its national debt. There would be no real reason for this default -- it can easily be avoided, and is only being considered because our politicians, particularly Republicans in Washington, have gone insane. So what should you do, in the …

WATCH: Top 10 Time-Saving Tech Tips

We spend our days clicking, scrolling and typing on our smartphones and computers. What if we could free up that time to do something else -- something meaningful, something fun? Turns out, we can. New York Times personal tech columnist David Pogue shares 10 easy shortcuts that cut down on the time …

An Open Letter to the Parents of the Stephentown 300

What planet do you live on?<p>Last week, word got out that your children had broken into a home in Stephentown, NY and threw a party. More than 300 of them partied and drunkenly smashed windows, urinated on the floors, stood on tables, punched holes in the ceiling and stole a statue that was part of a …

Tattoos Still Reduce Chances Of Getting Hired, Study Finds

That body art of yours better be getting you some good attention on the street, because it's certainly not helping you get a new job anytime soon.<p>Yes, visible tattoos still carry a negative connotation among employers and could be hurting your chances of getting hired, according to a new study by …

9 Parents Who Have Saving Down To A Science

Living on a budget is tough enough on your own, but when you add in a spouse, children, pets and home expenses, it can seem impossible.<p>Now more than ever, parents are looking for ways to save money when shopping for their families, and the Internet has made sharing those tips and tricks easier than …

6 Truths About Exercise That Nobody Wants to Believe

Success in the gym, as with most things in life, comes down to mastering the basics.<p>With that in mind, here are six exercise tips, weight lifting basics and training essentials that nobody wants to believe, but everyone should follow.<p>Take these ideas to heart and you'll reap major benefits. While …

23 Things Your Kids Will Never Understand

Technology is moving fast. Like, really fast.<p>Seriously, your kids are going to have no clue about so many things we were using only 10 or 15 years ago. Here's some of the tech they'll never use, and experiences they'll never understand:<p>1. The floppy disk.<p>Forget the fact that the average floppy disk …

Maybe You Get Bad Customer Service Because You're a Bad Customer

I could have taken a picture of you and posted it here to publicly shame you, but I didn't. That's because I am not trying to be vindictive, ma'am. I'd merely like to answer that question you posed. This can be what the politicians call a "teachable moment" for you and everyone like you.<p>See, I was …

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How to Turn a Smartphone Panorama Into a ‘Tiny Planet’ Photo

Ever since Google released the Photosphere feature for their Nexus devices, I have been obsessed with making tiny planets. The photosphere feature …

America no longer values its public institutions

Since the Cold War, they’ve morphed into “public-private partnerships” or, for Republicans, simply “vouchers”<p>Congress is in recess, but you’d hardly know it. This has been the most do-nothing, gridlocked Congress in decades. But the recess at least offers a pause in the ongoing partisan fighting …

What Happened When I Had Sex Every Day For A Year

I just had sex every day for a year, and I didn't tell you about it.<p>But I did video tape it, so check it out -> here!<p>Just kidding.<p>I wasn't even sure I was going to go into it, but here we are. <i>*pats the empty space on the couch*</i><p>It was the email that never made <i>the emails,</i> mostly because it was the …

The Moment They Knew Their Marriage Had To Change

<i>This story is the fourth of four profiles of couples taking a third metric approach to matrimony, prioritizing wellbeing and fun ahead of wealth, status and being constantly "on." Check out how Meghan and Josh, Sarah and Jeff and Dana and James used the same strategy to transform their …

10 Ways Living With a Toddler Is Like Being in Prison

As a parent, your schedule is often dictated by the needs of your child, especially when that child is young.<p>The necessity of getting a toddler home for a nap -- as well as the need to get them to bed for the night before the sun has even gone down -- can cripple your day. Being sequestered in your …

'Blade Runner' As An 8-Bit Video Game Is How Classic Was Meant To Be Seen

You'll never watch the sci-fi classic "Blade Runner" the same way again after seeing it transformed into an old-school Nintendo game.<p><i>(h/t BuzzFeed)</i>