Pat Stevenson

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The Girl Code

• <b>Author:</b> Diane Farr<p>This good-humored, Generation-X inspired, illustrated "love dictionary" contains tongue-in-cheek slang terms for the different stages of love and dating, for body parts and common sexual experiences, ways of making up and breaking up, and the basic rules of play that every woman …

National Geographic Tales of the Weird

• <b>Author:</b> David Braun<p>When a farmer in Spain captured a two-headed snake in 2002, scientists wanted to study it. When <i>National Geographic Daily News</i> published a story about the discovery, people wanted to read all about it. More than a million people clicked on the site and kept coming back for more …

Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary

• <b>Author:</b> Jeff Foxworthy<p>There’s no such thing as too much redneck. And it’s easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff …

Dawn of the Bunny Suicides

• <b>Author:</b> Andy Riley<p>The bunnies are back and there's only one thing on their minds. From the author of the bestselling The Book of Bunny Suicides and Return of the Bunny Suicides comes a whole new batch of fluffy little rabbits who just don t want to live anymore. Twice as long as the previous books …

Urban Dictionary

• <b>Author:</b> Aaron Peckham<p>In 1999, Aaron Peckham established UrbanDictionary.com, inviting users to define their world by compiling the most epic collection of slang ever. Since then, the site has skyrocketed in popularity, amassing thousands of definitions and edumacating millions. Users submit about …

Talking Cats

• <b>Author:</b> Tom Burns<p><i>Talking Cats</i> brings together an inspirational selection of humorous phrases and sayings spoken from the cats point of view, combined with evocative and gently amusing photographs that bring out the full comedy and pathos of the feline spirit. These inspiring examples of wit and …

I Could Pee on This

• <b>Author:</b> Francesco Marciuliano<p>Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth …

Scared Sh*tless

• <b>Author:</b> Cary McNeal<p><b>You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll s#*t yourself!</b><p>Back by popular demand, the mind-blowing follow-up to the bestselling <i>1,001 Facts That Will Scare the S#*t Out of You.</i> An all-new collection of entertaining and horrifying truths about us, our world, and why we’re totally screwed. …

The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm

• <b>Author:</b> James Napoli<p>Why tolerate ignorance? James Napoli, the executive vice president of the National Sarcasm Society, has provided an A-Z guide to turn to whenever you need to set someone straight. From advertisements to e-mail, from materialism to remote controls, there's a witty answer for …

777 Great Clean Jokes

• <b>Author:</b> Barbour Publishing<p>Here's a sparkling collection of unsullied humor, ideal for any age and situation. Following in the footsteps of other best-selling Barbour joke books-such as Noah's Favorite Animal Jokes, The World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes, and Knock, Knock, Who's There?-the …

Garfield Lard of the Jungle

• <b>Author:</b> Jim Davis<p><b>Wild Fun!</b> <b></b><br>It’s a safari of fun when Garfield, the fat cat with the elephantine appetite, gets wild and crazy in this uproarious collection of comics. Let the adventures begin!

Garfield at Large

• <b>Author:</b> Jim Davis<p>Like every great lasagna, Garfield was born in the kitchen of an Italian restaurant on a winter's night in 1978, while snow fell outside like grated parmesan cheese. He weighed five pounds, six ounces at birth--that's big for a kitten!--and right from the start showed a passion for …

Garfield Brings Home the Bacon

• <b>Author:</b> Jim Davis<p><b>Oink! Oink!</b> <b></b><br>Grab a fork and nab some pork! Garfield loves “the other white meat” in all its palate-pleasing permutations: breaded, barbecued, shredded, fried—even frozen (porksicles, anyone?). If you’re hungry for humor, satisfy your craving with this latest—and greatest—collection …

1500 Greatest Jokes

• <b>Author:</b><p>1500 greatest jokes organized by topic. Included dirty jokes. <br>Bar Jokes, <br>Geek Jokes, <br>Blonde Jokes, <br>Husband & Wife Jokes, <br>Kids Jokes, <br>One-liner Jokes, <br>Q & A Jokes, <br>Sex Jokes, <br>Yo Momma Jokes.

The Grasshopper Trap

• <b>Author:</b> Patrick F. McManus<p>The bestselling author of <i>They Shoot Canoes, Don't They?</i> is at it again with more of his zany spoofs of <i>The Great Outdoors</i>.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

• <b>Author:</b> The Oatmeal<p>Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, <i>How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You</i>.<p>If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is …

101 Dirty Jokes

• <b>Author:</b><p>In this book: sex and humor.<br>101 hilarious and dirty jokes for adults.<br>Have fun and laugh!

Henri, le Chat Noir

• <b>Author:</b> William Braden<p><b>A little gem of an eBook with a collection of all-new photos, quotes, lessons, and games from Henri, the existential cat whose ennui has captivated people all over the world.</b><p>This special <i>iBooks Author</i> edition of <i>Henri, le Chat Noir</i> invites you inside Henri's world with …

Bossypants

• <b>Author:</b> Tina Fey<p>Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on …

Simon's Cat in Kitten Chaos (Enhanced Edition)

• <b>Author:</b> Simon Tofield<p><b>Half the size, double the trouble. Simon’s cat has a new little friend who may be even more accident prone</b> With over 200 million hits on YouTube, <i>Simon’s Cat</i> is a genuine word-of-mouth phenomenon. Fans from all over the world have fallen for this adorable but anarchic feline who …

50 Essential Windows 7 Tips

• <b>Author:</b> PCWorld Editors<p>Master Windows 7 with our curated list of tips, tricks, and secret utilities. Learn how to save time closing your apps, stream media to other PCs, download more themes, take control of Windows Update, and many more useful tasks.

A Newbies Guide to Windows 8

• <b>Author:</b> Minute Help Guides<p>Since the first press release, Microsoft has emphasized that Windows 8 Is something new, a “reinvented and reimagined” OS, designed to compete in the increasingly crowded market. The changes are obvious from the moment you turn on the computer.<p>This guide gives you a crash …