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5 Things Guys Are Thinking About During The First Date (Other Than Sex)

When it comes to first dates, society likes to paint the following picture:<p><b>Girl:</b> I mean I learned a lot, but what can you <i>really</i> do with a French …

Painfully In Love

When you love someone, it is not always going to be smiles and kisses and sunshine. That is the Hollywood bullshit that has been fed to us from the …

19 Signs You Are Ready For A Relationship

1. You are not still holding onto the remnants of an old relationship, even if that just means occasionally reading old messages because there is …

32 Ways To Make Me Fall In Love With You

1. Be good with children. (Or, if you’re not, at least don’t make a sneering comment about how much you hate them every time you see one.)<p>2. Be …

What Most Boys Want In A Girlfriend

The world seems to think men are supposed to be assertive yet deferential, aloof yet emotionally supportive, a conversationalist but also a beast in …

How You Know Someone Cares

Someone who cares will ask you how your day is. They want to know what you’re doing; they want to know if something significant has happened in your …

The 30 Sexiest Things A Man Can Do, According To 30 Women

If I ever do something that women find sexy I’m probably not particularly aware of it. To increase my sexiness awareness, I combed through this …

5 Awesome Ways To Feel Sorry For Yourself

Sometimes you just need an extended period of time to mope around and be temporarily miserable. Here’s the thing, if you’re going to be a bump on a …

How To Tell If You Are Ugly

When you are pulling on your skin, as though you could somehow make it change shape enough to look like it belonged to someone else, you wonder if …

I Hate What You Did To Me

Want more unedited insider info, secrets, and confessions? Like Thought Catalog Anonymous on Facebook here.<p>I hate what you did to me.<p>I can pretend …

The Reason I’m Going To Break Up With You

Want more unedited insider info, secrets, and confessions? Like Thought Catalog Anonymous on Facebook here.<p>It begins the moment you open up to me. …

If I Could Tell You How I Really Feel

Would it be better, if I could tell you how I really feel? If the next time your eyes met mine in the half darkness of a moodily lit bar, their …

40 Little Ways You Can Tell Someone Doesn’t Love You

1. There is innate disinterest when it comes to the meager, silly details about your life.<p>2. There is a lack of desire to make things better between …

To Become Whole, You Must First Be Broken

i.<p>My mother hadn’t known she’d been pregnant for very long. She had bought the test on a whim. It was normal for her to miss a period, but two was a …

What Kind Of Single Person Are You?

<b>The Fonz.</b> The Fonz is a monogamous person’s worst nightmare. They make singledom look like an open-bar pony ride chauffeured by Harry Nilsson. There …

7 Signs You’re Becoming A Better Person

1. You do things when you say you are going to do them.<p>Once upon a time, you would tell your friend that you would help him move on Saturday. …

7 Things You Shouldn’t Change For Anyone

1. Your tastes in entertainment.<p>While there is nothing wrong with adding some things here and there that you enjoy from being introduced to them …

10 Different Types Of Saturdays To Have

<b>1. Sad-urday: Have A Good Cry Today:</b> As a sentimental, sporadically sensitive dude, I know a thing or two about what jerks the heartstrings. If …

5 Romantic Deal Breakers That Will Make Me Never Date You

I am fussy when it comes to romance. I didn’t used to be, which often led to tears, humiliation, and swaying drunkenly in my darkened bedroom after …

27 Perks Of Being Single

1. Body maintenance regulations aren’t strict. Obviously we want to shower, deodorize and whatnot, but shaving (or waxing) can be cut back on …

8 Things Everyone Must Know How To Do

Let’s get one thing straight: I am amongst the least wise and mature people I know, and if left to my own devices, I would probably have all the …

10 Places Guys Can Meet Women (Without Being A Total Creep About It)

It can be difficult to meet new people in a city, more specifically, it can be tough to meet women in a city. It seems that everyone’s post-college …

The 5 Important Milestones In Every Relationship

1. “Beb, I fart”<p>In the beginning of every relationship, you essentially try to be the best version of yourself. You pretend you dress to the nines …

6 Things You Can Be That Are Worse Than Being “Fat”

<b>Starving.</b> Your body was not meant to be starved. It was meant to be nourished with the food that the earth provides you. You have hunger cravings …

Things I Wish Were OK But Are Definitely Not OK

Eating A Stranger’s Leftovers<p>So you’re sitting at a restaurant and the people at the next table finish their meals and leave, except that they …

16 Awesome Ways To Treat Yourself When You Need It Most

1. Make your bed before you get into it. I know not all of us are bed makers, but hear me out. I <i>firmly</i> believe in making beds because there’s nothing …

What They’re Really Looking For In A Relationship

I keep seeing all of these articles and messages and “concrete ideas” about what men and women have to do to be date-able. These things tend to be …

You Can’t Please Everyone

Many of us like to be liked. We like to be popular. We like to have the approval of other people. We like it when people agree with us. This is …

21 Signs Someone Is Bad For You

1. Every time you know you are going to see them, you dress and style yourself very differently than you normally would, and are particularly …