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5 Things Guys Are Thinking About During The First Date (Other Than Sex)

By Lance Pauker,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/1aIv2j4<p>When it comes to first dates, society likes to paint the following picture:<p><b>Girl:</b> I mean I …

Painfully In Love

By Shawn Binder,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/1eVUHvu<p>When you love someone, it is not always going to be smiles and kisses and sunshine. That is …

19 Signs You Are Ready For A Relationship

By Chelsea Fagan,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/135pOKu<p>1. You are not still holding onto the remnants of an old relationship, even if that just …

32 Ways To Make Me Fall In Love With You

By Chelsea Fagan,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/UzD49I<p>1. Be good with children. (Or, if you’re not, at least don’t make a sneering comment about …

What Most Boys Want In A Girlfriend

By Bobby Viner,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/11e4SCY<p>The world seems to think men are supposed to be assertive yet deferential, aloof yet …

How You Know Someone Cares

By Nikki Garcia,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/10uebuh<p>Someone who cares will ask you how your day is. They want to know what you’re doing; they …

The 30 Sexiest Things A Man Can Do, According To 30 Women

By Bobby Viner,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/18CSlPm<p>If I ever do something that women find sexy I’m probably not particularly aware of it. To …

5 Awesome Ways To Feel Sorry For Yourself

By Christopher Hudspeth,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/197PtJz<p>Sometimes you just need an extended period of time to mope around and be temporarily …

How To Tell If You Are Ugly

By Chelsea Fagan,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/1414I1f<p>When you are pulling on your skin, as though you could somehow make it change shape enough …

I Hate What You Did To Me

By Anonymous,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/1aZL6lk<p>Want more unedited insider info, secrets, and confessions? Like Thought Catalog Anonymous on …

The Reason I’m Going To Break Up With You

By Anonymous,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/14oxSLi<p>Want more unedited insider info, secrets, and confessions? Like Thought Catalog Anonymous on …

If I Could Tell You How I Really Feel

By Kat George,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/12XE1O7<p>Would it be better, if I could tell you how I really feel? If the next time your eyes met mine …

40 Little Ways You Can Tell Someone Doesn’t Love You

By Kate Bailey,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/123dYoT<p>1. There is innate disinterest when it comes to the meager, silly details about your life.<p>2. …

To Become Whole, You Must First Be Broken

By Thought Catalog,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/173NU9D<p>i.<p>My mother hadn’t known she’d been pregnant for very long. She had bought the test on a …

What Kind Of Single Person Are You?

By Stephanie Georgopulos,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/N4bXAr<p><b>The Fonz.</b> The Fonz is a monogamous person’s worst nightmare. They make singledom look …

7 Signs You’re Becoming A Better Person

By Chelsea Fagan,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/18ktdvw<p>1. You do things when you say you are going to do them.<p>Once upon a time, you would tell your …

7 Things You Shouldn’t Change For Anyone

By Chelsea Fagan,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/13FlpDX<p>1. Your tastes in entertainment.<p>While there is nothing wrong with adding some things here …

5 Romantic Deal Breakers That Will Make Me Never Date You

By Kat George,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/YCbMwD<p>I am fussy when it comes to romance. I didn’t used to be, which often led to tears, humiliation, …

10 Different Types Of Saturdays To Have

By Christopher Hudspeth,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/RqOQ5S<p><b>1. Sad-urday: Have A Good Cry Today:</b> As a sentimental, sporadically sensitive dude, I …

27 Perks Of Being Single

By Christopher Hudspeth,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/R7IN4m<p>1. Body maintenance regulations aren’t strict. Obviously we want to shower, deodorize …

8 Things Everyone Must Know How To Do

By Chelsea Fagan,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/PVF46D<p>Let’s get one thing straight: I am amongst the least wise and mature people I know, and if …

10 Places Guys Can Meet Women (Without Being A Total Creep About It)

By Anonymous,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/13LfgyU<p>It can be difficult to meet new people in a city, more specifically, it can be tough to meet …

The 5 Important Milestones In Every Relationship

By Ryan O'Connell,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/Y0kdSO<p>1. “Beb, I fart”<p>In the beginning of every relationship, you essentially try to be the best …

6 Things You Can Be That Are Worse Than Being “Fat”

By Kate Bailey,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/12wGKJr<p><b>Starving.</b> Your body was not meant to be starved. It was meant to be nourished with the food …

Things I Wish Were OK But Are Definitely Not OK

By Kat George,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/Uliyba<p>Eating A Stranger’s Leftovers<p>So you’re sitting at a restaurant and the people at the next table …

16 Awesome Ways To Treat Yourself When You Need It Most

By Madison Moore,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/11swRS1<p>1. Make your bed before you get into it. I know not all of us are bed makers, but hear me …

What They’re Really Looking For In A Relationship

By Brianna Wiest,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/10FWkov<p>I keep seeing all of these articles and messages and “concrete ideas” about what men and …

You Can’t Please Everyone

By Kovie Biakolo,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/15pdl7Y<p>Many of us like to be liked. We like to be popular. We like to have the approval of other …

21 Signs Someone Is Bad For You

By Sophie Martin,<p>Comment<br>• FlagFlagged<br>• http://tcat.tc/12qTlgR<p>1. Every time you know you are going to see them, you dress and style yourself very …