Jerry Mabbott

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Nut Jobs!

UFO’s are real. The Air Force doesn’t exist.<p>Wouldn’t that be weird. Some wackos actually believe it. There was a fascinating radio program, The Art …

Quiet Please!

Peace and Quiet. I can have one, but never both. I’m married.<p>I love my wife. Hopefully, most people love their spouses. Based on the numbers, only …

Modern Family!

Modern Family is exactly like The Waltons, except they don't all live in the same house, they constantly fight with each other and Pa doesn't work …

Hoarders

I think it might be cool to be a hoarder if you kept everything in your front yard. That way, you could have a yard sale every weekend. Offsetting …

Patient Service?

The last time I was in a hospital, my doctor told me to avoid stress, so I never paid the bill.<p>On January 27, our sixth grandchild was born! We are …

Two Hours of Stupidity!

Note to self: The next time you have two hours to kill while getting your car worked on, don’t walk a mile and a half until your knee heals. …

Playing the Banjo

The banjo looks like it would be easy to play so I tried it. It sounded like a cat fight.<p>Steve Martin plays the banjo very well. In fact, he has …

Cast Gravity Away!

*Spoiler Alert* If you haven’t seen “Gravity”, and plan to, do not read further!<p>I think it would have been a better ending if Tom Hanks would have …

My Worst Shows

As a comedian, you know you've had a bad show when one by one, audience members stop by before leaving and say, "That was good. You were funny. Keep …