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What Happens if the Moon Disappeared Tomorrow?

In Tom Cruise's latest movie <i>Oblivion</i>, the Moon was destroyed by an alien being and that unleashed a series of natural disasters that wrecked the …

Why Shopping in a Video Game Universe Sucks

Season 1 See More<p>384<p>The Insane World of Video Game Health Care<p>240<p>Why Being a Henchman in the Zelda Universe Would Suck<p>403<p>Every Video Game Escort …

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22 Lies You’ve Probably Read Online (Revised for Accuracy)

The guy in the photo has a lot of sex. Know why? Balls don’t stink

<b>#6. Eliminate Your Filth</b><p>[W]hen you go in search of tips on how to better yourself in the arena of lovemaking, you want solid advice on new ways to produce pleasure or engage a lover. And so that was my segue into this quote: “If at all possible, have a shower or at least give your undercarriage a quick rinse before you slip between the sheets.”<p>At least. At least give your undercarriage a quick rinse. Baby, I’m about to rock your world as soon as I take this lemon-scented wet nap from KFC and …

The Masters could lure a younger crowd if it moved out of that stuffy Augusta club. Maybe Death Golf 2020? #CrackedClassic

<b>#5. Camp Bonifas</b><p>What makes this golf course so dangerous? For one thing, it’s straddled right between a U.S./South Korea Army base and the Korean Demilitarized Zone.<p>But that’s not even the most dangerous aspect of the course, and neither are the machine gun nests or razor wires that surround it. It’s because, the one-hole course is square in the middle of an active minefield.<p>Why build a course here, let alone play on it? Why, to piss off the North Koreans (a traditionally reserved and …

Maybe this means you can fill that two-year hole in your resume with experience gained playing Warhammer Online

<b>#4. MMOs Provide Management Experience You Can’t Get Anywhere Else</b><p>These games require cooperation with dozens or (in the case of <i>EVE</i>) even <i>thousands</i> of teammates – getting them to cooperate means motivating them, resolving personality conflicts, inspiring their confidence in you as a leader – the whole bit.<p>“Okay, Cracked, then why don’t any of those loser <i>WoW</i> players become CEOs?<p>You mean like Stephen Gillett, who became Chief Information Officer of Starbucks before his 30th birthday? He credits …