J Atticus Morris

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Man filmed having sex with ninth hole of golf course

<b>Do you love golf?</b><p>Hopefully you don’t love it as much as this man, who was filmed ‘having sex with the ninth hole while pleasuring himself with the …

Filmmaking

Why Reddit’s face-swapping celebrity porn craze is a harbinger of dystopia

Reddit just wants to put Emma Watson’s head on the bodies of adult film actresses, but that has dire implications for reality itself.<p>“REALITY CHECK,” wrote a deeply troubled user on Reddit’s r/deepfakes subreddit, after news broke that the forum had become a repository for AI technology with …

The Magnetic Field Is Shifting. The Poles May Flip. This Could Get Bad.

The shield that protects the Earth from solar radiation is under attack from within. We can’t prevent it, but we ought to prepare.<p>One day in 1905, …

Magnetism

Philadelphia is greasing up lamp posts with Crisco to stop Eagles fans from climbing them after the NFC Championship

#NotTheOnion<p>Extreme times call for extreme measures, and the fine civic workers of Philadelphia are planning ahead no matter who wins the NFC Championship game between the Vikings and Eagles.<p>Sports fans climb lamp posts in celebration, they climb them in anger — making this just solid planning on …

NFL

Sex robot will decide if you’re a good person (and then it will get horny)

Sex robot fans might have imagined that their lifeless plastic lovers would always be up for a good time, day and night – but that might not actually …

Woman Claims She's Had Sex With 20 Ghosts -- And Prefers Them To Men

Now her apparition aspiration is to get pregnant.<p>A woman in Bristol, England, really likes spirited lovemaking ― and only ghosts need apply.<p>Amethyst Realm, a 27-year-old “spiritual guidance counselor” says she’s had sex with at least 20 ghosts. She prefers them to men.<p>Realm appeared on the British …

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Trump White House Weighing Plans for Private Spies to Counter “Deep State” Enemies

The proposals would utilize an army of spies with no official cover in several countries deemed “denied areas” for current American intelligence …

US Navy admits aircrew drew penis in the sky

<b>Washington (CNN) —</b> In case there was any doubt, the US Navy has confirmed that there is "zero training value" in drawing penises in the sky.<p>Navy officials were faced with an unusual controversy after residents of Okanogan County, Washington noticed a sky drawing many said looked like male genitalia …

Military

There's a new religion centered around artificial intelligence and it sounds terrifying

There's a new church for tech-minded folks, and it sounds like something out of a science fiction novel.<p>"Way of the Future" (or WOTF, as they …

Shirley Temple singing a death metal version of 'On The Good Ship Lollipop'

Shirley Temple, the sweeter-than-sweet curly-locked child performer of yore, is back with this death metal version of her signature 1934 song, "On …

Death Metal

Russian Trolls Tried to Start a Black ‘War on Christmas’

Using typo-filled holiday sweatshirts and plagiarized articles, Kremlin-backed troll websites tried—and failed—to push a black Christmas boycott.<p>A …

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Filipino Man Rescued After Spending Three Years Atop 60-Foot-Tall Coconut Tree

A 47-year-old man from La Paz, in the Agusan del Sur province of the Philippines, had last felt solid ground under his feet in 2014, before climbing …

Conservative Site Shamed Into Pulling Mega-Racist Columbus Day Video

Ben Shapiro, the former Breitbart editor who lectures about things like what happens “When Diversity Becomes a Problem,” and who once gloated that …

Woman films her internet-connected camera whispering ‘Hola señorita’

This is not an episode of <i>Black Mirror</i>. A couple of months ago, Rilana Hamer from the Netherlands bought a small internet-connected camera from a local convenience store. She wanted to use the device to keep an eye on her puppy while away from the house. But it wasn’t only the puppy that was being …

Living Rooms

Woman Injects Herself with 3.5 Million-Year-Old Bacteria to Stay Young

A 45-year-old actress from Germany has been injecting herself with Bacillus F, a 3.5 million-year-old bacteria from the Siberian permafrost, to stop …

An AI god will emerge by 2042 and write its own bible. Will you worship it?

In the next 25 years, AI will evolve to the point where it will know more on an intellectual level than any human. In the next 50 or 100 years, an AI might know more than the entire population of the planet put together. At that point, there are serious questions to ask about whether this AI — …

Artificial Intelligence

Woman Runs Down Aisle With Pants Down, Tries to Bite Flight Attendant, Sues Airline

Sabina Sultanova was flying London to Dubai on British Airways. In her telling “she passed out before waking up in an airport holding room full of …

Man fleeing police tries to swim to safety, but he finds a shark instead

Even as desperate attempted escapes from the police go, getting chased by a shark makes for a particularly harrowing story. As detailed by WWAY …

Carl Jung: Tarot Cards Provide Doorways to the Unconscious, and Maybe a Way to Predict the Future

It is generally accepted that the standard deck of playing cards we use for everything from three-card monte to high-stakes Vegas poker evolved from …

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The first men to conquer death will create a new social order – a terrifying one

Immensely wealthy and powerful men like Peter Thiel and Elon Musk want to live forever. But at what cost?<p>In a 2011 <i>New Yorker</i> profile, Peter Thiel, …

Why Is It You Can Sense When Someone’s Staring at You?

Say you’re engrossed in a task, scrolling through your phone or reading a book. Suddenly that creepy, prickly feeling grabs hold of you. Someone’s …

Exploring Japanese Hell.

“God of Heavenly Punishment.” From the scroll “Extermination of Evil” ( 1127 – 1192 AD).<p>As a child, growing up in Japan, there was one book that …

Quantum Internet Is 13 Years Away. Wait, What's Quantum Internet?

A year ago this week, Chinese physicists launched the world’s first quantum satellite. Unlike the dishes that deliver your Howard Stern and cricket …

Kentucky Man Caught Masturbating In Public Park Blames Entire Incident On Groundhog

Registered sex offender Robert McCoy offered officers a strange explanation for his behavior at a Louisville park last week.<p>Robert McCoy<p>Kentucky …

Crime

The New KFC/DC Crossover Is a Timely Reminder Fried Chicken Is the Most Important Thing in the Multiverse

One of the highlights of Comic-Con over the past few years has been the beautiful insanity that is DC Comics ongoing advertising partnership with …

Neuroscientist explains how your brain hallucinates your conscious reality

In this recently released TED Talk, neuroscientist Anil Seth explains the intricacies of human consciousness and how we all are constantly …

This Quantum Theory Predicts That The Future Might Be Influencing The Past

No, seriously.<p>One of the weirder aspects of quantum mechanics could be explained by an equally weird idea – that causation can run backwards in time …

Quantum Mechanics

Woman Who Broke Her Neck Sneezing, Five Years Ago, Does It Again While Laughing

One morning, in 2011, Monique Jeffrey, of Rose Bay, Australia, was at home, in her bed, checking her emails. She sneezed and her head suddenly jolted …

Jokes