Richard Phipps30 Tweets That Describe Married Life With Comical AccuracyHuffPost - Kelsey Borresen"Marriage is just practicing restraint while your spouse talks through your favorite shows." No matter how wonderful your marriage is, some of your spouse’s habits or idiosyncrasies are inevitably going to grind your gears. There’s simply no way around it. For some, it might be a partner’s penchant …
Richard Phipps30 Hilarious German Insults You Should Start Using Immediatelymentalfloss.com - Emily PetskoIf you’ve had your fill of German terms of endearment and want to learn how to insult someone instead, look no further. Some of these insults are …
Richard Phipps21 Holy Jokes That'll Send You Straight To Heck For Laughing At ThemBuzzFeed - Andy Golder"Jesus must've hated that his birthday fell so close to Christmas."
Richard Phipps19 Biblical Jokes You’ll Definitely Laugh At Since You’re Going To Hell AnywayBuzzFeed - Allie Hayes"Remember that you are butt dust..." 1. This higher power pick-up: 2. This bread-winner: 3. This job perk: 4. This genuine miracle: 5. This confession(?): 6. This confusing decision: 7. This unfortunate misspelling: 8. This crush: 9. This strange creation: 11. This lack of education: 13. This concerning …
Richard PhippsThe 50 Smoothest Pick-Up Lines in Movie Historyverified_publisherEsquire - Nick SchagerBecause "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" isn't nearly good enough. Here's an extreme understatement for you: It is difficult to approach someone in a bar, on the street, or in a crowded venue and try to charm them with the perfect come-on. Which is precisely why we have the scripted …
