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End Of An Era: The High School Friend Who Texts Everyone When Someone From Their Class Dies Has Died

It’s a sad day for members of Camp Hill High School’s graduating class of 2004: Marissa Carlsberg, the one friend who could be counted on to text …

Woman almost rents the devil's house because it has a great bathtub

From what we've seen on the internet lately, house hunting feels less like you're making a huge, happy life decision and more like WTF is …

We, your child's school, regret banning fidget spinners after seeing what toy came next

Dear parents,<p>As you all know, fidget spinners are the extremely popular new toy built to ease anxiety in children and increase their focus. You also …

Kids

I am Donald Trump's history tutor and everything is going great

People always ask me what it's like being Donald Trump's history tutor and I always tell them the same thing: It's great. I make $10 an hour and it's …

Red panda encountering small obstacle is uncomfortably relatable

This red panda has just seen something on a rock. Because of the way the panda is acting, it is probably something new, perhaps an insect — something …

Excerpts From Books I Wrote, for Which I Did Zero Research

<b>Hacker Novel</b><p>My fingers twitched. My pulse spiked. I was so close. I’d brought my technology bag. I’d brought my hard drives and my soft drives. Hacking, bandwidth, a computer with adequate memory, and the superior hacking chops of a pro hacker—I was the only one who could stop the cyborg terrorists.<p>…

Brazil

The 7 Sweetest, Most Romantic Things Your Boyfriend Does For You In The Morning Before Taking A Huge Shit In The Bathroom You Share With Two Other People

He’s the most thoughtful, sweetest, most amazing guy in the world. Here’s how you know.<p><b>1. He brings you breakfast in bed:</b> Yep. Any guy who brings a …

6 Animals NASA Has Launched Into Space To Kill The Chimp That Has Taken Control Of The ISS

On September 3, 2012, a chimp on the International Space Station escaped from his research facility and seized control of the $100 billion …

Body Positivity FTW: Finally There’s A Doll For Girls Who Have Long, Rectangular Bodies And Necks That Hinge Backwards

In a world full of Barbies and Bratz dolls, it’s heartbreaking to watch girls with body types that don’t match the mainstream ideal struggle to find …

Dolls

I made an exact replica of Donald Trump in 'The Sims 3' and a lot of wild things happened

Donald Trump is nothing if not unpredictable. Does he love Paul Ryan? Does he want the Speaker of the House to step down? Will the whole world be a …

Turkeys ritualistically circling a dead cat is as beautiful as it is frightening

Prepare yourself. You are about to witness probably one of the weirdest, confusing things you will ever see. This is not a joke.<p>I'm freaking …

Guy Documents His First Week Of Work At Target, And It Couldn’t Get More Hilarious

If you thought that working at a retail store is boring, we’ve got news for you. Well, actually Tumblr user kimpossibooty does. He recently uploaded …

Big Talk: Trump Just Announced He’s The Only Person Who Can Stop The Vines That Strangle Him In His Reflection

Just when you think Donald Trump can’t out-Trump Trump, he goes and does this.<p>The Republican presidential nominee has definitely made some hefty …

It Is Critically Important That You Vote In This Election, Even If You Just Write In The Name Of Your Favorite Actor (By Tom Hanks)

In the midst of an election that has left many voters feeling ignored by the major political parties, it can be especially tempting to sit this one …

Anyone Who Thinks Homosexuality Is Unnatural Clearly Hasn’t Watched My Neighbors Really Go At It

The world has come a long way in its acceptance of homosexuality, and there’s more progress being made every day. Sadly, there are still many people …

Colin Kaepernick Is Free To Sit During The National Anthem, But When I Play My Maddening Fiddle He Will Dance Until He Dies

When San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick refused to stand for the national anthem, he sparked a fierce backlash from those who claimed …

Why I’ve Decided To Take A Gap Year Before Joining ISIS

In the face of unprecedented pressure to succeed, today’s young adults have less time than ever to form their identities and discover who they want …

Pleasure This Fern

This is a fern.<p>That is a fern.<p>For millions of years, the fern has called the Earth its home…<p>Incredible.<p>Throughout its storied history on our planet, …

6 Plants And Fungi Designed By Mother Nature (And Satan)

While you've been over there getting all creeped out by sharks and spiders, the plant world has been over here, quietly evolving horrors for millions …

Heartwarming: Chris Pratt Showed Up In Costume To This Condemned Fan’s Execution

Okay, so Chris Pratt is funny, super hot, and pretty much the sweetest guy in Hollywood. And If you have even a single doubt that he is as bighearted …

5 Horrible Types Of Packaging Clearly Invented By Satan

Listen, I'm no jive turkey. I get that we live in an age of convenience and we're at the forefront of innovation and futurosity at any given moment. …

Here’s Why I Wasn’t Wrong To Assume That The Wandering Peacocks At The Zoo Were Up For Grabs

Earlier this week, I was informed that I would no longer be welcome at the Bronx Zoo, and needless to say, it totally blindsided me. While I now …

Woman Gets Trolled After Announcing Her Pregnancy To The Wrong Person

Having a baby is a life-changing experience. It might even change your life for the better. But when you get pregnant by someone else’s boyfriend, …

6 Disturbing Trends In Millennial Dating

In case you haven’t heard, dating in modern America is bonkers. And it’s all the millennials’ fault! Basic principles of dignity and class in the …

Relationships

You Are The Cannibal Lobster-Man Of New England. Can You Become The Governor Of Maine?

Hubris Laboratories. Outskirts of Augusta, Maine.<p>HUNGER.<p>You look down at your powerful, affront-to-God body. You’ve spent your entire life imprisoned …

17 Memes Only Coffee Lovers Will Appreciate

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

Hillary Clinton’s Personal E-Mails to Me

“I’d love to meet you, Bess.”<i>—E-mail subject line from the Hillary Clinton campaign, May 24, 2016.</i><p>“Have dinner with me, Bess?”<i>—E-mail subject line from the Hillary Clinton campaign, May 26, 2016.</i><p>“Bess, I’m personally asking you to help.”<i>—E-mail subject line from the Hillary Clinton campaign, May</i> …

10 button-down shirts for your dad this Father's Day that look just like the one he already has

Your father hasn’t changed his look since the day you were born. For Father’s Day, you suggest that you’d like to buy him a new shirt, and he knows …

Please, Oh, Please, Update Adobe Flash

Please update Adobe Flash. Your Flash Player is out of date.<p>Please update Adobe Flash.<p>Seriously.<p>A security risk to your current Flash Player has been detected, and it is strongly recommended that you update your version of Adobe Flash.<p>Please update Adobe Flash. Please update Adobe Flash.<p>We're just …

Sorry, Feminists, But If Discrimination Against Men Doesn’t Exist, Then How Come Eagles Keep Grabbing Me By My Penis And Pulling Me Into The Sky?

One of the most maddening arguments that I’ve seen from feminists and social justice warriors is that there’s no such thing as discrimination against …