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Aggravated Battery Laws and Penalties

The crime of battery is the intentional touching of another in an angry manner or the intentional use of force or violence against another. Grabbing …

12 Common History Myths, Debunked

Don't believe everything you learned at school.

Watch Pussy Riot Get Whipped By Cossacks In Sochi

Russia

Here's What Happens When A Forensic Artist Reconstructs A Face From A Vodka Bottle

Nigel Cockerton, a forensic artist based in Scotland, took a bottle of Crystal Skull vodka and started to build layers of flesh on it. Believe it or not, it turned out anotomically correct (with a little bit of artistic license).

Vodka

Which Witch Are You?

Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

Man Tries to Feed Self to Tigers

This Is The "True Detective" Meme You've Been Waiting For

The Tumblr True Detective Conversations hilariously captures the tenuous relationship between Detectives Cohle and Hart.

Jay Leno

EPA Threatens To Fine Farmer $37,500 Every Time It Rains

The EPA is threatening to fine a West Virginia chicken farmer $37,500 every single time it rains. Lois Alt has been farming pretty much all of her …

32 Things You Always Believed That Simply Aren't True

This changes everything! Well, some things.

Flickr

Photographic Proof That Sochi Is A Godforsaken Hellscape Right Now

Auto Racing

Adult 'Pajama Party' At Krazy Kids Play Center Doesn't Go Over So Well

That IS Krazy.<p>The parents of Medford, N.Y. are none too pleased after Krazy Kidz, a children's entertainment center, hosted an adult "pajama party" with "tasteful nudity," Patchogue Patch reported.<p>The event, which took place Saturday night, was advertised on Meetup.com and billed as "Jungle Gym & …

The 21 Stages Of Having Your Life Completely Ruined By Flappy Bird

Get out while you still can.

9 Ways You Didn’t Know You Could Relieve Stress

That don't involve Hulk rage or rampant drug use.

Common Sense

27 Weird And Creepy Vintage Valentine's Day Cards

These are perfect to send to someone you hate.

The Definitive Ranking Of Boners From Worst To Best

Not every boner is the same. Our scientific analysis yielded 15 different boners, and we ranked them.<p>This is the New York Yankees/Duke men's basketball/Avicii of boners. It's ubiquitous, ubiquitously despised, and it feels like it's never going to go away. It's loud and annoying and impossible to …

Middle School

This Short Film Shows Just How Terrifying Life Is For LGBT People In Russia

A new video from Human Rights Watch released four days before the official start of the Olympics in Sochi details the extent of violence facing LGBT people in Russia.<p>Passage of the "homosexual propaganda" ban and anti-gay statements by leading public figures appear to have fed growing anti-gay …

Human Rights

18 Valentines From Leonardo DiCaprio That Are Necessary For Your Loved One

Are you a model? Because Leonardo DiCaprio would date you.<p>By me unless otherwise sourced.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers Played Air Guitar At The Super Bowl

The band didn't even bother to plug in their instruments for the Super Bowl halftime show. Updated: Bass guitarist Flea acknowledges that he pretended to play his instrument and responds with a message.<p>When we were asked by the NFL and Bruno to play our song Give It Away at the Super Bowl, it was …

Guitar

McDonald's Wants You To See What Goes Into Its Chicken Nuggets

And the result will either set your mind at rest or put you off entirely...<p>And see how burgers are made, how fries are made and find out what goes in a Big Mac's sauce. All of which may make you want a McDonald's, or not.

McDonald's

This Might Be The Strangest Book Ever Written

Books

The 12 Types Of Drunk People You Encounter At The Bar

Which one is you, hmm?<p>Illustrations by Adam Ellis

Charles Bukowski

Which Circle Of Hell Will You Go To?

Based on Dante's Inferno.

28 Announcements You Should Never Make On Facebook

BRB shaving my unibrow, then getting engaged. I'll post my ultrasound pics later. Inspired by Facepalm.

Social Media

Yes, Couples Can Get Stuck Together While Having Sex

The BBC reports on the medical concern of the year.

DMV