Mark Consuelos Mark Consuelos Is a Daddy and He Knows ItEsquire - By Christine FlammiaThe certified thirst trap and Riverdale actor has no reason to be modest. (But he is. Of course.) Mark Consuelos’s right arm vein scares the hell out of me. It’s just sitting there, about three feet high,
Potatoes This Six-Ton Potato Is an AirBnB That You Can Rent in Boise, IdahoEsquire - By Justin KirklandThe Boise AirBnB rental offers much more than meets the eye. If you've ever dreamed of living inside the starchy goodness of a potato—who hasn't?—that dream could soon become a reality. Travelers to Boise,
Saudi Arabia Another President Might at Least Pretend to Take Issue With the Saudi ButchersEsquire - By Charles P. PierceWhether it's Jamal Khashoggi or 37 people at once. How about, instead of peddling nuclear technology to this government of fcking monsters, we tell them to pound sand? From CNN: One of the convicts was
Oleg Deripaska Surely It's a Coincidence That a Firm Tied to a Russian Oligarch Is Pouring Millions Into KentuckyEsquire - By Charles P. PierceSurely. The Louisville Courier-Journal is chasing a story that further illustrates what a wonderful environment for coincidence the current political moment happens to be. Kentucky might be going into
SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants Memes Are Getting Turned Into Action FiguresEsquire - By Justin KirklandYou know, in case you want to mEmE sOMeOnE iN pERsOn. SpongeBob SquarePants memes have become so influential that Nickelodeon wants you to be able to hold them in your hands, you know, just in case you
Eminem 'Stan' Was Added to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, Thanks to EminemEsquire - By Justin Kirkland"Stan" is now an official noun and verb. Now onto mom's spaghetti. Every so often, a piece of culture gains so much traction that it becomes bigger than its origin. Today, Eminem's song "Stan" joins those
Patagonia Patagonia Founder Yvon Chouinard Is in Business to Save the Earth—Not Wall StreetEsquire - Emily Stifler Wolfe"At Patagonia, we make our important decisions based on wanting to be here 100 years from now." In a 1972 catalog for Chouinard Equipment, future Patagonia founder Yvon Chouinard and his then climbing
Game of Thrones The First Photos of Game of Thrones' Battle For Winterfell Are Grim As HellEsquire - By Matt MillerEpisode Three of Season Eight is going to be a bloodbath. Game of Thrones fans should be taking this week to prepare for the worst. The third episode of Season Eight—the long-awaited Battle of Winterfell—is
Fantasy Flight Games Get Your Game On with Amazon's Huge Board Game SaleEsquire - By Popular Mechanics EditorsGame night just got way more exciting. Everyone loves board games—that is no secret. Gathering the pals around, cracking open some beers, and betting money on the outcome is the greatest way to pass a
Maisie Williams Maisie Williams Isn't Any More Comfortable with Her Game of Thrones Sex Scene Than You AreEsquire - By Justin KirklandWilliams's post-Thrones tweet says it all. The fear of having your parents walk in on you while having sex—or worse, walking in on your parents while they're having sex—is practically part of growing Most
Robert Mueller Trump Is Playing Truth or Dare With American Democracy. So Far, Democracy Is Losing.Esquire - By Charles P. PierceThe president* committed another impeachable offense in the pages of the Washington Post Wednesday. Let me pause for a moment and congratulate the political staff of the Washington Post for publishing
Saudi Arabia Hasan Minhaj Roasted Jared Kushner in Front of the Entire Time 100 AudienceEsquire - By Jack HolmesHe asked the American prince to call in a favor from his Saudi counterpart. Hasan Minhaj has a Netflix show called Patriot Act, and you should watch it. This is because the show is funny, but also because
Men's Fashion The 11 Best Products to Rid Your Skin of PimplesEsquire - By Christine FlammiaWhether you're acne-prone or just have a breakout, having these picks on hand will help calm 'em down. Pimples might be part of life, but they're a treatable part of life. Sure, they suck. But knowing
This Game of ThronesTime Loop Theory About Bran and the Night King Explains What's Happening in Season 8Esquire - By Matt Miller"He's tried many times with many Three-Eyed Ravens." At this point it's safe to say that Game of Thrones fans are frustrated with Bran. If he's this all-seeing ancient entity, shouldn't he just tell all
Men's Fashion You Can Literally Pair These Shoes With Any OutfitEsquire - By Scott ChristianFrom jeans and a leather jacket to a blazer and dress slacks. Every closet needs at least one pair of reliable shoes that don't require too much thought—something versatile that can be dressed up, dressed
Kanopy and Hoopla Digital Are the Two Best Streaming Services You've Never Heard OfEsquire - By Seth WeitbergThey’re your ticket to some of the best movies, shows, and books of all time—and they’re free. If you’re between the ages of 7 and 90, you have no doubt spent a decent percentage of your life scrolling
Sneakers The Sneakers That Are Built to Last Just as Long as Your Dress ShoesEsquire - By Jonathan EvansFeit doesn't screw around when it comes to quality. Welcome to The Esquire Endorsement. Heavily researched. Thoroughly vetted. These picks are the best way to spend your hard-earned cash. Sneakers aren't
U.S. Dept. of the Interior The Department of the Interior Is a Big Old SwampEsquire - By Charles P. PierceIt's all happening at the agency that administers to public lands. It's all happening in the swamp, people. From the Washington Post: The new inquiry, which the office confirmed in an April 18 letter the
John Roberts The Supreme Court Conservatives May Use the Voting Rights Act They Gutted to Enable More Voter SuppressionEsquire - By Charles P. PierceThe Trump administration* is breaking new ground on the United States Census. From the Supreme Court where, on Tuesday, the Nine Wise Souls heard the case of U.S. Department of Commerce v. New York, in
Washington State A Washington State Republican Was Caught Chatting With Some Very Crazy, Very Racist, Very Well-Armed PeopleEsquire - By Charles P. PierceEastern Washington, heading into the Idaho panhandle, has been an extremist Rivendell for decades now. Jason Wilson of the Guardian has been all over a story that is only now being picked up nationally,
Play buttonGame of Thrones These Are the Best Game of Thrones Sex ScenesEsquire - By The Esquire Editors🔥 Dracarys🔥 Most Game of Thrones fans would argue that the show is much more than its stigma of being nothing more than just sex, swords, and dragons. There's medieval political intrigue, complex characters
Joe Biden There Is No Room in the Democratic Field for Joe BidenEsquire - By Charles P. PierceThe Pragmatic Center and The Left are occupied, along with plenty of other lanes. Even the former VP himself doesn't seem to know where to stand. CNN ran the Pol-a-Palooza on Monday night, with back-to-back-x-five
Men's Fashion What to Look Out For When Buying a Luxury WatchEsquire - By The Esquire EditorsEverything from materials to mechanics. Thinking about purchasing a luxury wristwatch? You’re right on time: fine timepieces have never been more exciting, fashionable, and accessible. That's especially
Trump Administration The Annual Easter Egg Roll Is Very Weird at the Trump White HouseEsquire - By Esquire EditorsThe president autographed a kid's arm. An assurance the Wall will be built. A diatribe about Robert Mueller and impeachment. Remarks about a terror attack in Sri Lanka. Autographs. Why yes, it's Easter
Donald Trump Trump’s 50 Tweets in 24 Hours Are a Frightening Window Into the Presidential MindEsquire - By Jack HolmesFox News is playing on loop in the background, reassuring him that all his critics are lying enemies of the state. What could go wrong? "The Wall is being rapidly built!" our fearless leader declared.
Men's Fashion Vans Is Launching a Harry Potter CollaborationEsquire - By Christine FlammiaAccio HP sneakers! Today in Very Good Sneaker News, Vans is launching a Harry Potter-themed collaboration. HP sneakers! It's no secret that Vans is a big fan of big-name collaborations, and this new one
Ned Stark Game of Thrones Fans Noticed That Ned Stark Was a Powerful Presence in Episode TwoEsquire - By Matt MillerDid you catch this powerful connection to some of the show's iconic moments? Throughout the first two episodes of Season Eight, Game of Thrones has placed a number of fun callbacks to its pilot episode.
Men's Fashion Harry Styes as Monica Geller Is My New Style MuseEsquire - By Ben BoskovichSomeone on Twitter caught the resemblance—and it's downright inspiring. It's been well documented at this point that Harry Styles is not only one of the most stylish guys out there, he's not afraid to
Men's Fashion Theragun's New Recovery Devices Will Transform Your Aching BackEsquire - By Christine FlammiaThe Theragun G3 and Liv might finally make your muscles feel better. A Theragun is about as close to a torture device as a fitness tool can get. The brand makes professional-grade percussive therapy (i.e.
Play buttonMortal Kombat From Arcade to Blockbuster: How Mortal Kombat Set the Bar for 30 Years of Fighting GamesEsquire - By Dom NeroNo one saw 'Mortal Kombat' kicking ass for this long. Not even its creator, Ed Boon. Mortal Kombat has been a household name for my entire life. Erupting onto the scene back in 1992, few video game franchises
