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27 Worst Dates Ever

The bad, the ugly, and the uglier a collection of the worst date stories ever.<p>The bad, the ugly, and the uglier — a collection of the worst date stories ever.

32 Ways To Please a Woman

It's not rocket science, people.<p>via giphy.com<p><b>1. Text her back.</b> She thinks about this shit more than (most of) you do.<p><b>2. Don't make us do shots if we don't want to.</b> Unless your idea of a hot Friday night is holding our hair back.<p><b>3. Don't stop us from doing shots if we want to.</b> Shots! Shots! Shots!<p><b>4.</b> …

Chelsea Handler's Greatest Quotes Ever

We've rounded up Chelsea Handler's most hilarious and empowering quotes.<p>Chelsea Handler has made a name for herself as a comedian, TV host, bestselling author, and kick-ass feminist. We've rounded up her most hilarious and empowering quotes.<p><b>Follow Marie Claire on Instagram for the latest celeb</b> …

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Do You Care If a Guy is Circumcised or Not?

We get that circumcision is the norm, but some stats suggest that it's falling out of style, with rates of newborn circumcision on the decline (Let's hope the next generation of women isn’t as picky!). So what happens if you find yourself in the sack with an uncut guy? We've got you covered: Follow …

beauty mark: colored mascaras

It’s that time of year when it seems winter will never end, and everything is a shade of grey. Sure, I love dressing in head-to-black (mourning the …

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57 Non-Penis Things That Look Disturbingly Like Penises

Sometimes d*cks pop up in the most unexpected of places — on bridges, in the grocery store, even in ancient rock formations. Ahead, a celebration of phallic objects in our midst.<p>Sometimes d*cks pop up in the most unexpected of places — on bridges, in the grocery store, even in ancient rock …

30 Things You Absolutely Must Do Naked

16 Gym Bags That Will Help You Get Your Sweat On

21 Insane Things Found in Butts

30 Ways To Please A Man