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All That She Wants was last proper Number One

<b>MORE than two decades have passed since people knew what was at the top of the charts, experts have discovered.</b><p>The last commonly-recognised ‘Number …

British Humour

Police interrogations work just as well without ‘good cop’

SUCCESSFUL interrogation only requires the bad cop, it has emerged.<p>The Institute for Studies researched the globally-recognised ‘good cop, bad cop’ …

British Humour

The Google Reader Apocalypse is Upon Us. Here's How to Migrate.

Despite much weeping and gnashing of teeth in the online world, Google is unceremoniously killing what many consider to be the best RSS reader on the …

Don’t take parenting tips from Paltrow

<b>Dear Holly,</b><p><b>My mother-in-law keeps criticising my parenting techniques and says I’m a bad mother. I’m thinking of getting my oldest son to go round</b> …

British Humour

Rugby ‘victory’ was planned to make Wales feel good about itself

<b>ENGLAND deliberately lost to Wales as part of a plan to boost the smaller country’s morale, it has emerged.</b><p>Wales’s victory caused an upsurge in …

British Humour

Iain Duncan Smith’s £53 a week diary

<b>MONDAY:</b> Fortify myself for the week ahead with a half-bottle of the ’05 Pinot Gris Rotenberg.<p>Cost £62, but if I’d been on the dole for a while I’d …

British Humour

Bullies demand fat kid clarification

BRITAIN’S thugs have asked whether jiggling a fat person is a hate crime.<p>As Greater Manchester Police began classifying offences based on clothing …

British Humour

Unprofitable families to be privatised

<b>LOSS-MAKING families are to be sold off by the government.</b><p>Following government concerns that poorly-run family units are a burden on the taxpayer, …

People with no idea who Thatcher was ‘ecstatic’ that she’s dead

THOUSANDS of people under 35 are rejoicing at the demise of a woman they once read about.<p>Following Lady Thatcher’s death, people who want to look …

British Humour

Thatcher tribute cuts unveiled

THE government has cut benefits to 80s levels in tribute to Baroness Thatcher.<p>As a mark of respect for the greatest woman ever known, Jobseeker’s …

British Humour

Man buys Pink Floyd box set, puts it on shelf, feels sad

A MIDDLE-AGED man is feeling oddly downhearted after buying an expensive limited edition box set of music by the favourite band of his youth.<p>Tom …

British Humour

Middle class man convinced builders like him

<b>A MIDDLE-CLASS man thinks he has a rapport with the people building his extension.</b><p>41-year-old IT consultant Stephen Malley has been getting ‘matey’ …

Middle-class

Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

<b>Aries (21 MAR-19 APR)</b><br>You’re sure this pain-relieving gel should have started working by now. Maybe try it on another slice of toast.<p><b>Taurus (20 APRIL</b> …

Horoscopes

Crap parent incredibly worried about MMR jab

<b>A USELESS parent is uncharacteristically worried about whether the MMR jab is safe.</b><p>Father-of-three Tom Booker vehemently believes the vaccine will …

British Humour

Teachers to be rewarded for shitness

<b>UNPROFESSIONAL teachers have welcomed proposals to allow pupils to help set teachers’ pay.</b><p>History teacher Tom Logan said: “The kids love me because …

British Humour

Osito for iPhone: can this minimalist Google Now clone make a splash before the real thing?

There is no shortage of Google Now clones for iPhone, but none of them successfully emulate Google's concise and tasteful representation of data. Tempo focuses too much on being a "smart" calendar, cluttering your screen with email attachments related to your events, while Grokr soils results with …