Some Kind of Diaper

By Craig Hordlow | Covering stories other networks won't touch with pointed satire.

Seattle Nurse Laments She Caused Another Dying 14 Year Old Boy’s Wish to Not Die a Virgin

“It’s so cute how he sexually harasses me,” Nurse Carmella Marquez, a Capitol Hill resident, told our photographer as our news crew showed up to …

Why Does Melania Trump Always Looks Like She’s Been Crying & is Terrified?

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NASA Celebrates Exciting Discovery of Female Employee Worthy of Male Salary

NASA took its first giant step forward for “womankind” by announcing it had finally found a female employee qualified for male compensation.<p>“We’ve …

Four Surprising Things You Don’t Know About Teen Jesus

Jesus may have been the son of God, but as a teenager, his four quirks may have led you to believe otherwise.<p>1. Terrible at math<p>Many who knew him as …

Dog Park Water Bowl Spiked with Viagra Yet Again; Police Press Conference a Viral Hit

With no leads and a very full room of journalists, police officials held a press conference yesterday to warn whoever has been spiking public dog …

Controversial Evidence Rosa Parks was Menstruating, Not Protesting to be Tampax® Commercial

Long considered "the mother of the freedom movement" for her refusal to give up her seat in the "colored section" of a bus to a white passenger, Rosa …

No Survivors After Gay Cruise Ship Makes “Hysterical & Incoherent Mayday Distress Call”

Officials are investigating why a professional cruise ship crew, and in particular the captain, was unable to remain calm and execute an emergency …

Police Exceed African American Hiring Quotas With Unexpected Canine Training Jobs

At first, Obama’s minority new-hire quotas for police departments seemed unrealistic to everyone watching. Black officers make up just 12% of all …

Black Man with Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome Ejaculates 12 Times During Rough Police Beating

Taxpayers to Cover Costly Dry-Cleaning Bill<p>Luther Kennedy, a 48 year old black man living in Corpus Christi, was diagnosed in 2011 with a rare …

How is a Seattle Donut Shop Getting Heroin Addicts More Addicted to Donuts?

It started with Lemon Poppy Seed Donuts<p>At first, heroin addicts in Seattle flocked to Mighty O Donuts to lesson withdrawal by consuming six or more …

Economists Agree: Make America Financially Great by Dumping Trump Supporters

“The 16% of American counties that voted for Clinton generated 64% of American economic activity in 2015.”<p>With less money, less education, and lower …

Oscar Meyers’ Jingle Writer Guilty of New Trump FCC “Figurative Meaning” Law

As a tip of the hat to the Christian right, Donald J. Trump signed an executive order adding a “figurative meaning” addendum to the FCC’s Obscene, …

Mild & Extreme Christian Terrorist Groups Compete for Media Attention with Planned Parenthood Attacks

With a long and glorious tradition of terror in the US, the many Extreme Christian Terrorist groups (such as the Army of God) are able to boast more …

Controversial Evidence Rosa Parks was Menstruating, Not Protesting to be Tampax® Commercial

Long considered "the mother of the freedom movement" for her refusal to give up her seat in the "colored section" of a bus to a white passenger, Rosa …

WD-40 to Make Feminine Lubrication for Elderly & “Most Difficult Cases”

WD-40 Claims it “Cleans & Lubricates Any Pipe You’ve Got”<p>Oldest Woman Alive Accepts WD-40 “What’s Left of Your Lifetime Supply” Award<p>“When I use …

Japanese Firms Requiring Men to Masturbate Before Work; Results Are Better Than Expected.

Any male teenager knows what it feels like when horniness overtakes you, and becomes an obsession that follows all day and right into your dreams. …