10 Thoughts I Never Had Until I Became a Dad

"What's my wife's name again...?" 1. "I no longer care about how I look in public." Old jeans? Who cares. A sweater from 1993? Don't mind if I do. Shaving? Too much work. Bottom line: If it's not covered in spit-up, I can wear it. Thankfully, I'm no longer going anywhere interesting, so this doesn't …